Cool_Hand Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 do not give your dog an inch, she will take a mile. same applies to your womenz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic commando.. Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 and most important, keep her happy so when you wanna go out and paint all night you can... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 study and be wise, in these days of darkness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Peace to my nephew marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Anyone know how to trick laundry machines? I've seen it done with a coin on a string in movies and such, but it didn't work when I tried. Maybe I did it wrong.... I'm looking to do it without damaging the machine if possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 the microwave plate turns the opposite direction if you open the door while its going then close and restart it.. a dam turn table 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 how is that^ a tip? anyway. take it from me, keep track of your medical records and legal shit .. if you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 A living will is a remarkably easy document to create. The benefits are many, but you need to make sure someone knows about it if your state does not have a registry. I was going to post a link to the WA state registry but found this The governor’s recent budget eliminated the Washington State Living Will Registry in the Department of Health. For more information please read the section that applies to you below: fuckers, Anyway 5 page pdf with how to and docs for WA: http://www.washingtonlawhelp.org/files/C9D2EA3F-0350-D9AF-ACAE-BF37E9BC9FFA/attachments/392A6207-E1C3-89D5-D64E-3DD4201F70BF/9501en.pdf Good website for legal stuff in WA http://www.washingtonlawhelp.org/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 the microwave plate turns the opposite direction if you open the door while its going then close and restart it.. a dam turn table lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 this site is great for a cheap living will: http://www.legalzoom.com it's where i got mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 never trust anyone but yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 12, 2013 Author Share Posted January 12, 2013 this site is great for a cheap living will: www.legalzoom.com it's where i got mine. A living will should be free. I take umbrage with legalzoom advertising for services that are free such as getting a business license or living will on the one hand and on the other profession there are times when it really is appropriate to have an attorney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Disregard females, Acquire capitol. from the first page, needed to be reposted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Acquire Albany, St. Paul, Juneau, Little Rock, etcetera 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 be very careful shaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sleazeside Heights Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Welp, I'm not emotionally stable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 guess i am pretty stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 install a key logger program on your girls computer even if you trust her.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 ^i have a "special netbook" for things like that. do you need to use it real quick? btw, crumble the aluminum foil before you put any frozen food on it. helps fries ,chicken nuggets, fish..etc. not stick when baking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 i just use it to grab the passwords for facebook email etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 don't write your name on your dildo's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_blank_ Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 recently, while its been snowing i will go out and clean my car off at night.. (i dont have a garage) and warm it up a little bit. then when i come out in the morning..the "clean off" isnt as bad, i get a quicker start to work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 install a key logger program on your girls computer even if you trust her.. know that your boyfriend probably snoops on you and has trust issues. if you see a person needing this in their daily life, run for the exit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 99 cent Chocolate fudge floats by Arizona... That's what's up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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