morton Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 True, the neighbors run it so hard we get ac through the walls. I would be trying to run that shit and be getting shut down by the wife who likes it hot if not for that. TPBM gets their gas at a station that sells plain white tee shirts and fried chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 False. Those are all gone in the city, nothing but corporate stations nowadays. A shame, Id want white tees and wangs at my station TPBM drives a shit car but still puts super gas in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 False, i bought a newer used car a few months ago but i still put shit gas in it. Tpbm has taken some form of martial art 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 True. When I was a kid I took Judo. But since I was fat, I was classed by weight and bigger kids kicked my ass. I was a bitch and didn’t stick with it. Side note, my pops told me that I would never be a ninja because I was fat. Tpbm has shit their pants in public. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 False, person below thinks the movie Us was overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 Haven't heard of it, so false? Tpbm is a tpwf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 False I’m fat. Tpbm has never ever drank a beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grassy Knowles Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 True. I don’t drink... I chug. TPBM is stoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 True. TPBM has been on a roadtrip across the US? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimer Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 False, haven't made it over to the US yet but its on the to do list and a roadtrip across it sounds like the way to do it TPBM hasn't painted in years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 False Person below has change in their pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Noticed that my work pants had a hole as I came across a vending machine with no change, false. Person below me thinks that women in particular are a succubus when they come to you asking for a drink at low income bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 2 hours ago, T4M* said: Noticed that my work pants had a hole as I came across a vending machine with no change, false. Person below me thinks that women in particular are a succubus when they come to you asking for a drink at low income bar. False only because I can’t remember the last time someone asked me for a drink at a bar. I go to a lot of bars, and was a bartender for awhile, and women here just don’t do that. “Buy your own drink, cunt” TPBM Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 FALSE. TPBM LIKES TO STEAL THINGS... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 True indeed. TPBM is a liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 True....but im trying to cut back on it. lol tpbm has a fantasy that includes food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Can ya blame me?! TPBM has a foot fetish, the longer the toes the better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 false....and hell to the no NO! feet are disgusting...even if the girl gets a pedi, no way....keep them away from my face too...which sometimes sucks when you put her feet on your shoulders and they get too close to the face. tpbm likes cream cheese wontons better than foil wrapped chicken. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Lolwut. False. Person below has never tried the mexican coca cola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 True. Niggas live under a rock if you haven’t. Tpbm still wears boxer shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 FALSE. TPBM LIKES THEIR COFFEE BLACK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 2 hours ago, DETO said: FALSE. TPBM LIKES THEIR COFFEE BLACK. True! If I drink it. Tpbm doesn’t use a wash rag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 2 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: True! If I drink it. Tpbm doesn’t use a wash rag true person below falls asleep to Forensic Files Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 False... i fall asleep to porn Tpbm brushes his/ her teeth 3 times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 False sadly. TPBM is going to hit up a "double" burger of some description at mcdonalds in the next few days/hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimer Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Possibly true.. I've been back on my health kick after a birthday binge last week but all i'm craving is a double quarter pounder and fries haha TPBM can't handle their liquor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 True? I dont drink liquor much. Mostly a beer drinker. I cant handle it if I'm drinking a bit betweens beers early. Dont get me on that sauce all night though. Tpbm is a bicycle rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 True-ish.... like those jump bikes are all over downtown in my city now and sometimes I'll scan one with the app when im out with friends and we'll ride around. The person below me has had sex in an uber before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 False. That’s litty. Tpbm rewatches tv shows cuz there’s nothing good on anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 True. Big Bang theory daily. Tpbm has never received a speeding ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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