micahhawaii Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 True. I’d be stoked to find a koala. TPBM ate fast food for dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 False, went all out last night, fried chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy, collard greens. TPBM has no dietary restrictions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 False. Can’t do dairy. ? TPBM uses Netflix/Hulu for ambient noise while they use their phone or computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 True on occasion. TPBM will recommend a show they are currently watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 True. The handmaids tale. Shits crazy af. TPBM gets stuck watching shows they wouldn't normally watch cuz of their wives/gfs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Mostly false. I recently watch an episode of "the l word" because titties. Other than that I just leave the room when she watches dumb shit. Tpbm has already started their spring garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) False heading into Autumn . TPBM will recommend a strategy to help me get through a 4 day family reunion Edited April 14, 2019 by Schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Spend time reading and looking after children, they are usually more tolerable than their parents. Go for long walks and resist being drawn into backbiting, gossip or political topics. Do more than your fair share of housework and go to sleep early, the whole affair will be over before you know it. TPBM looks forward to Monday sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 True, when Monday is a national holiday whereby I am paid and don't work that day. Tpbm keeps getting kicked in the fuck, financially speaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 True. Tpbm cuts people off then slams on the breaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 True however I don’t slam the breaks on niggas driving beaters cause them Moes usually ain’t got insurance TPBM Has had a hot and stimulated threesome more than once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 False. Was a one time deal. TPBM kills it at weddings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 False TPBM is built for comfort not speed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Sorta. Yeah. Tpbm has put on one of their poop socks by accident and wore it some place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 False person below has seen a bear in the wild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 (edited) True i have seen a few. Here is a pic of one. TPBM has had an awkward boner over a passable tranny. Edited July 24, 2019 by CILONE/SK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 I've been to Thailand so true TPBM is glad I answered that question and saved them the worry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 True even my wife was mad at some MtF on reddit because she was hot and had abs haha go girl? Tpbm is dreading work tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 True. I dread it almost everyday. Tpbm has never ever broke a bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 True no bones broke, despite all the fights I have been in. TPBM wasn’t alive when Atari came out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 True, person below has been to jail in a different country than that they were born in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 False Tpbm has been in a fist fight recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 False, been a few years. Tpbm watched porn just before checking into 12oz this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 LoL... true.. out of boredom... didn't j.o. though The person below me has spent a lot of time researching something recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 True, been reading heavy into the politics and crypto the past few days. To the point where my lady has been eyeballing me and told me i’m being weird, haha. person below has taken a photo of a bug recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) TRUE. TRYING TO GET LESSON PLANS SET UP FOR THE FIRST 9 WEEKS... TRUE: MY DAUGHTER LOVES LOOKING AND CATCHING AND EXAMINING BUGS... TPBM SPENDS A LOT OF TIME DOING THINGS ALONE... Edited July 26, 2019 by DETO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 True as fuck. Outside of work I am about as much of a hermit as I can be aside from online and occasional lego based activities. Wife is the only person I interact with most weekends. Tpbm has actively reached out to old members to bring them back to channel zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 True, was trying to get crackteeth back on here. Person below is actually happy the forum is kinda alive again (i am) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 TRUE. I GOT TIRED OF TWITTER AND IG SO I WENT TO REDDIT AND DIG IT, BUT HAVE ALWAYS LOVE THE OONTZ AND HAPPY TO SEE IT BACK... TPBM LIKES TO WATCH DOCUMENTARIES... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 True. I’ll watch a doc on toasters if it keeps my attention for the first two minutes. Tpbm doesn’t need to run the ac currently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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