fat ralphy Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 naw....hella spacious with my cheeks hanging out tpbm has banged two at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 True, three actually. one cutie and two fatties. Not a proud moment, but fuck it... haven't had a regular two at once scenario. Here's to 2019 and the future... Tpbm is perpetually behind on homeowner chores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 F, not a homeowner TPBM has had insomnia within the past week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 False. Tpbm poked their eye out on a tree branch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 F still have em both, wear safety glasses when working in the woods though. TPBM has used a compass at work before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 True. I was a cav scout for 6 years. Maps and compasses are bread and butter. Tpbm had a great breakfast today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 False. Don’t eat breakfast. TPBM is posting from work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Totally true but I'm working form home TPBM haas had to do one of those "family photoshoots" and looked rather uncomfortable doing it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 I do not really understand the question. False TPBM knows all the words to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 semi true actually do like that song probably would get it wrong doing karaoke TPBM eats middle eastern food twice a week. sharwarma and stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 False Tpbm is going to gekyume's circumcision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 falsetto tpbm doesnt really like mushrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 Emphatically false. Tpbm would star in my commercial for men with bald heads ?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 TRUDAT TPBM has got tomorrow's dinner already marinating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 False, probably gonna be Wendy's tomorrow before class. Tpbm prefers smoked jerky to dehydrated jerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 false. that would be funny though. tpbm is a guy with three syllables in his first name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 False. Tpbm has not taken a sit down bath since they've lived in their current place of residence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 True, TPBM has to train/mentor people as a part of their job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Got offered the title "learning ambassador" but i passed, so false. Tpbm doesn't have the temperament for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 I am not certain, I am sure that I would have issues with the term ambassador being used in my job title. Since I did not answer I pass the question to the person below me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 On 3/1/2019 at 4:05 AM, massgraff said: Got offered the title "learning ambassador" but i passed, so false. Tpbm doesn't have the temperament for that. True. Although I’m an actual mentor for the company. Hate it. Tpbm only wears black socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 false got toucans & hotdogs on these blue socks TPBM has weakness for vanilla cannoli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 True. Tpbm like to fuck fat people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 True. Tpbm would eat a bottle of Fluker's freeze dried river shrimp for turtles for $500 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 false I'd pay my son 250.00 to do it and keep the rest TPBM thought that was Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 False. the person below can tell me how many breeds of chicken were raised in the united states over the last 200 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 false but I can tell you record for eggs laid in one year is almost 360 and the breed of chicken was an Australorp tpbm drinking coffee right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 false - although i just passed the coffee maker and considered making a cup. tpbm will recommend a good podcast.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Sword and Scale true crime podcast TPBM Picks their nose in public when they think no one is looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 False. Ill pick my nose in front of basically anyone, except my boss or a customer. Tpbm's farts smell like rotten eggs after eating taco bell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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