CELT Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Ok , I once got tricked into playing that Magic The Gathering game . I wasn't too happy with my friend Josh . Came over to pick his non-driving ass up , and there he is sitting artound with a bunch of dorks playing it...well I got bamboozled into wasting 5 hours of my life with that shit . hahahahahaha . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA! Just heard this for the first time the other day. They are like the new Slits! PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA! I'm singing it right now at work. <dork>asdf_va!</dork> edit: I too, love my mom. i have no idea what youre talking about...im still on file one of two. its all about jique now and sayin fuck rapidshare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted March 21, 2007 Author Share Posted March 21, 2007 I just dusted my Robosapien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 i have no idea what youre talking about...im still on file one of two. its all about jique now and sayin fuck rapidshare. They have this one slow jam were that^^ is the chorus and all they talk about is sex and weed. And its all cutesy sounding. The song made my day when I first heard it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensa Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I've done... -Tabletop Games (Warmachine.... I still do, infact) -Realized that "Grandmofftarkin" was a star wars reference when I saw it. -Take screenshots of stuff in computer games -I ALMOST made a full stormtrooper costume out of stuff... look at it here. -Swindled people into looking at Tubgirl -Have internet friends, that I tell people about in real life. -12oz That's all I can think of right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Man Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 YTMND. Straight up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 -own every batman comic since 1990 -dress up in full attire for the rocky balboa premire -ill play just about any rpg known to man -i can name off every simpsons character that appeared on the show -i bring up threads that have been out for a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amorphic Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Motherfucking World of Warcraft. Welcome to hell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 i played d&d. advanced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amorphic Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 ^^^ Hahaha fucking priceless and to the T...what the the fuck am I doing with my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ever elusive Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Wasted the last 15 yrs writing graffiti and drinking beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jαm//wαttle Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 invented aimbot for alien vs predator 2... then it got leaked and the whole community / game died quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 wow, bump from the past. comics, space nerd, archaeology nerd (so bad that in 7th-10th grade I was checking out books from the college library b/c the normal stuff bored me), doom 1 was my favorite game for the 486, big computer dork since my fam bought an ADAM computer (tape drive, all that) in 1985, made love to a girl and thought about teh h4x. I rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob steal Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 comic books magic the gathering big star wars dork, but then again i worked for phil tippett for almost a decade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i went to a Powerglove concert tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 I collect coffee mugs Playing cards i find on the ground and jean claude van damme movies on vhs. I have almost seen his entire film careeer, Wearing condoms when a girl asks me too, thats pretty dorky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 being level 38 at farmville Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 What are some of the dorkiest things you do/ have done in life? Here's a few of mine: 1. Played in Laser Tag tournaments as an adult. 2. Played Dungeons and Dragons religiously through my teen years. 3. Built a custom action figure so it would be more movie accurate. 4. Created a Wikipedia page. 5. Transformers star wars magic the gathering generally being socially inept used to fruitboot for like a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 <--- Over 7000 posts on an internet message board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i went to a Powerglove concert tonight. saw powerglove and dragonforce (same show) took down my old school's security system on most of / all school computers certified electronics technician have 4 computers just in my living room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 being level 38 at farmville Kill Yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 - Would pass on sex to go bomb/smoke weed - Frequent 12oz since the tender age of 15 - Tried D&D more than once... and enjoyed it - Pokemon (games) were awesome - Like to escape from reality thru sci-fi movies/tv shows After reading all these posts tho this seems kinda standard so I dont feel so dorky anymore. Thanks Ch0 !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 -i play video games all the time.. -when i was real REAL little, like 4 years old or someshit i used to take off all my clothes and run around town.butt naked haha.like jumpin on cars and shit i didnt give a fuck.one time i got my mom in trouble because i crossed the highway in my underwear so i could go to the gas station to get a soda and the cops pulled up and took me home haha.that was my first run in with the laws...at four.FUCK YALL NIGGAS. -i used to be into werewolves and vampires and shit.and would wear sunglasses inside and at night.even though i cant see for shit. -i used to rock these ugly ass walmart shoes.like 3 dollar kicks i got outta bargain bin haha.they were slipons.and on the tag it said "made with genuine leather" and at the time i didnt know that all shoes were made of leather so when some guy in school accidently stepped on them in school i did what everyone else would have done in that situation and got into a fist fight with the kid in the middle of the hallway...talking bout "HEY FOOL THIS SHIT IS GENUINE LEATHER,BACK THE FUCK OFF" -my mom used to hide all the kitchen knives from me because when i was little (like3 to 7) i would try and cut myself with them.not on some emo shit or anything,i just really thought scars were cool,so when i would walk to school instead of knives i would carry around this screwdriver and shit.and when people would try to jump me or rob me or anything like that i would pull out this screwdriver and shit.i remember running into these big ass black fools,like 6 foot tall and shit,trying to take my bookbag and i pulled out this screwdriver on them,it was pink too haha,and those fools just laughed at me and ended up punching me in the face and bustin up my glasses.that was in middle school too,like sixth grade maybe. -i used to wear harry potter style glasses,like before the book even came out haha. -i still watch cartoons to this day.like nicktoons and all that shit.just got done watching avatar the last airbender.fuck what you niggas thank. -i never owned a belt so i would take shoe strings and tie up my dickies that way.like i would pull them through the loops on the side and tie the string in a not so that they would stay up. -i wore skinny jeans before they were cool.in fifth grade i was doing that shit haha.i always had highwaters on.not because i wanted to but because my mom was too cheap to go buy me new jeans so i would end up wearing my jeans way after i had outgrown them.. my first girlfriend seduced me with balogna.i wasnt too in to her at the time and she came up to my screendoor asking if i wanted to go out with her and i was like "no" and then she pulls out a piece of lunchmeat and was all like "but i got balooognaa" i was sold after that haha. -i used to rock a cadillac necklace and think it was cool...it wasnt. -i used to sell rocks.not crack rocks but actual rocks.when i was really little i used to find rocks and try to clean them up and sell them to people.i would put them in my little red wagon and carry them around my neighborhood knocking on peoples doors and shit.asking them "you wanna buy some rocks?" it didnt go over so well... -i once tore my bed apart and nailed it to a tree so that i could make a lemonade stand...my mom beat the shit outta me for it. -in 2nd grade i would hang around the basket ball court and after the games i would go to the court and pick up all the loose change people would drop when they would play.i made like 60 bucks over the summer doing that shit.its actually not a bad racket hahah. more to come if i can think of anything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 double post....mybad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Bought a filing cabinet to save every receipt and bank statement I have ever received 10 years ago, still in my apt today. Wear un-matching argyle socks on purpose everyday (reaction at airport) 80’s new wave music trivia master. (I just punched myself in the face for acknowledging that to myself) Stamps, coins, old bills matchbooks tiny condiments from hotel room service. Bought hair clips around the world for my sister in evey major city ive been to. Always use spell check. I could go for days ill be sure to be back….. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Dungeons and Dragons, still play too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 ^^^ I used to rock the harry potter glasses too sall good Oh and collect stamps, altho I only did it cuz I saw some doco at school when i was 5 showing all these rare stamps and how much they were worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i got kicked out of mcdonalds for stealing ketchup from them.i would go in and try to fill up my ketchup bottle with ketchup and go back home..i didnt even buy anything i would just start pumping away with the ketchup and then the lady at the cash register was all like "sir you need to leave or i'll have to get the manager' so now im forced to steal all my condiments from burgerking and taco bell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 3 posts 3 tamps, you on a roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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