Jimmy Jump

http://www.sushi-x.net/ the godzilla roll is AMAZING.

kefir and ocean spray cran grape juice. awesome.

50 be slummmmmmin!

dude made a beer barbecue sauce with a bunch of shit (including beer), heated it over a medium flame and served to the crew. they looked like kids trying to take down robitusen but all agreed it was delicious. i question their commitment to sparkle motion.

Re: 12OZ CRIBS - April 2007 edition (aka ABC & rental's new pad edition) yeah, im not watching much tv either. im comin more from a crasher's perspective and having crashed on more sofas than i care to admit, ive become something of a sofa aficionado (in my own mind atleast). any self respecting crasher would take thier chances on the lush carpeting over that--it looks like the living room equivalent of a public school desk. but yo still not hating i just take my sofa game seriously.

Re: De La Hoya VS Mayweather de la hoya. May 5th on PPV (HBO PPV). http://www.hbo.com/boxing/events/2007/0505_delahoya_mayweather/index.html it should be on HBO (regular) the following week. im gonna blackout all news boxing for a week to try and keep the outcome on the lo. its boxing, so it shouldn't be hard.

Re: 12OZ CRIBS - April 2007 edition (aka ABC & rental's new pad edition) nice, but you need to step up your ergonomics game. im not hatin im just sayin, it looks like that sofa will fuck a person up more than any amount of beverages and substances ever could.

Dee, everytime i roll through here, something of yours always seems to catch my eye. do you do trades? how about with a random 12oz'r? hollar if you're willing or interested. Thanks.

borat "what is this, a potato?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc1-XslWlDM

im hooked. HBO is killing me right now, but, seriously, they need to step up their season game. 8 episodes every 1.5 years, come on...

you ever swallow down some sun flower seed shells? now imagine a chicken skeleton...that cow is fucked!

your job sounds like a keeper (for a few months atleast) fringe benefits are the jam

ha!

haha. the only place this dude would shoot up is kfc for giving him extra crispy when he clearly asked for regular crisp.

i have no idea what youre talking about...im still on file one of two. its all about jique now and sayin fuck rapidshare.

dude also referenced johnny mnemonic and carl weathers in the same song. bbblblbllllllblblblblblbl. you cant fuck with bobby digital.

im actually a little jealous. we have one ply but they do supply those paper toilet covers that dispense like tampons in the womens bathroom. spares me the personal humiliation of having to line the seat with toilet paper square by square.

HA! its everyday son. i keep thinking theyre gonna find out, but yo i dont think anyone does anything here anyways. so dudes wouldnt even know were to begin the firing process. and somebody smuggled liquor into the office through chocolates today so i got a free buzz from eating half the box. the chocolates were mad good, too. they were from europe. and take a shit on the clock, after your hour lunch and 45 minute break. not even nothing beats getting paid to shit. it'll probaly get to me that i do nothing with my life, but until then i'll be laughing all the way to the online banking site to check my direct deposit. hollared.

dude, you mispelled poonani. its with a "ja" and "rule". stupid.

this post reminds me of when i used to listen to the radio and a random song would come on that i could completely relate to. anyways i was singing along by the second paragraph.

HAHA! Baseball cards. cocaine. im currently listening to the brazilian girls.

well, seeing as i havent had a relationship last longer than 6 weeks, i'll spare you any advice that will indoubtely make things worse. ohh! i was engaged once, does that qualify me to give shit relationship advice? and a note on the picture: although this is the first image that comes up when boobs is googled, i made it to page ten. so i did put some effort into the search.

there's a difference between deserving and feeling entitled. but, ok, maybe not anything, 95% of feeling entitled stems from bullshit i.e. partying because you worked hard. yeah, maybe you deserve it, but you're not entitled to it/it's not a right.

nice. the second time i went to watch dolls, i snapped the dvd in half trying to get it out of the case. i was so pissed i considered writing an angry letter to the distributor fuck (i think this is the second time im posting about this, too) anyway... (based on a haruki marukami short story) and im sure its been mentioned but im watching it now__

ha. that panda sneeze needs to be a .gif