Jimmy Jump

i see they decided to blow the money budgeted for video hoes on the choreographed car scenes. :lol:

pffffft, what am i clicking on? the links are taking forever to load man.

Re: squirt? - The Kaiser of Love im all for a squirt, but fuck a bitch who stains my ceiling with it.

paid to relax and drink beer. awesome. so, you pullin pussy solely on the extreme hammocking fame yet?

fuck ninjas. man up with whiskey, kick in the front door, and handle your shit with the finesse of a runaway train. it makes for better stories. note: this excludes teeanage mutant ninja turtles. i can't hate on turtles.

i saw them with my old man in january. i had a good time and thought they put on a better show than most bands a quarter of their age. have fun.

FUCK YEAH. i LOVE this movie. i used to always tell people that it held the record for most blanks (or movie bullets) fired during a filming. i dont know if the record still holds though. and michael ironside was awesome as the Lieutenant. "rasczak roughnecks!"

i have access to an unlimited supply of free beer between the hours of 1:30pm and 11:00pm today. my night is either going to end in the hospital or jail. guranteed.

its good to know im not the only one who can never look at anything to do with bears the same way again :scrambled:

ha. awesome.

truth, but arguing waits with haters makes me feel like a preacher waiving a gun around. so i lay low.

awesome photos.

and virginia avenue embodies being stuck in a rut in your twenties... Virginia Avenue Well, I'm walking on down Virginia Avenue Trying to find somebody to tell my troubles to. Harold's club is closing, and everybody's going on home: What's a poor boy to do? I'll just get on back into my short, make it back to the fort Sleep off all the crazy lizards inside of my brain. There's got to be some place that's better than this This life I'm leading's driving me insane And let me tell you I'm dreaming... Let me tell you that I'm dreaming to the twilight, this town has got me down. I've seen all the highlights, I've been walking all around I won't make a fuss, I'll take a Greyhound bus, carry me away from here: Tell me, what have I got to lose? 'Cause I'm walking on down Columbus Avenue The bars are all closing, 'cause it's quarter to two Every town I go to is like a lock without a key Those I leave behind are catching up on me, Let me tell you they're catching up on me, they're catching up on me Catching up on me, catching up on me, catching up on me.

i was almost gassed by a skunk the other night. not cool. ps. pictures can salvage ANY thread.

his lyrics are on point. agreed he is an 'acquired taste' but when you get it its good. im looking forward to the November release.

word is sheROCK is super cute too

the rolling stones upcoming: wolfmother and tv on the radio is ...and you will know us by the trail of dead worth seeing live?

fuck buying business casual shits. khakis do nothing for my ass.

im like 93% sure i stink at work.

it's ok man, my life is pretty funny too!

NOT TO BE USED TO MAKE HOT CHOCOLATE! i broke mine. :(

i guess i need to be strung out to understand

ha. there was an ol girl tellin the camera man to hang on while she sucked some dick for drugs. and the teenager who rapped an entire college lecture had me rollin too. i wanna know what they tell these people to be able to follow them around with a camera for a few weeks.

just curious. i dont speak puerto rican.