Jimmy Jump

thats pretty awesome.

ha. Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy 76-year-old Florida man arrested after two women take him up on the offer Reuters Updated: 9:33 p.m. ET April 20, 2006 MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday. One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said. The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said. The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital. "He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement. At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said. Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership. Copyright 2006 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters. © 2006 MSNBC.com URL: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12409277/ im bored.

Re: i cum in the name of jesus, bitch. dudes hair is infallible evidence that he's on some next level shit.

Re: will you miss me when i'm gone? dude, miami beach is currently accepting applications for stay at home bachelors.

signature worthy.

ha. ya dude its old. magic johnson breathed new media life into the story by signing a deal for movie rights. still a good story though.

"...tolerance is for gays." zing.

true story. video => http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swbhCPCbN_c story => http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060419/people_nm/hoops_dc;_ylt=ArjBc1C0FIBeTlaJgaA9xDgDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M- McElwain, a Rochester, N.Y., senior nicknamed "J-Mac" by his friends, never made the varsity team because of his size and instead served as its student manager. But in the waning minutes of the final game of the regular season in February, his coach rewarded McElwain's dedication and attitude by putting him into the game. McElwain's first three-point attempt was an air ball, which he followed with a missed layup. He then scored six three-pointers, his last one the final shot of the game -- a feat that Johnson said would be nearly impossible for a seasoned pro to accomplish, nevermind a high schooler not accustomed to playing time.

kill a kitten

good lookin out on the Proverbs.

glue.

iquit would burn this dude.

sippin this for the time being. im out in 15 min.

will not be made by me. anyway, i'm digging this chick, she's a singer for this christian rock band called 'jesus joneses', and i need some scripture to spit at her. ya know, something that will make her denounce her beliefs and have sex. holla.

http://www.itsyourturn.com

Re: women who hate chest hair on men... how tall are you?

Re: women who hate chest hair on men... ^^props.

nice post.

are lesbians, as are any women taller than me. r i p__thread subtitle line.

i concur dude.

the looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand...holla.

greys.

they took the show to bumblefuck, usa...everyone already knew each other. :unhappy:

:yuck:

she was a skank in disguise--tongue ring, experimentation talk, private time with the dude, the whole kit and caboodle cleverly concealed by moderate cuteness. dude made out with both these chicks within five minutes of meeting them, the one just managed to out-skank the other in the later rounds. though both probaly would have been choking on the baby juice by nights end.