Jimmy Jump

does http://papiymami.com have anything to do with anything? (source site of .gif)

in my sabbatical from golf, my short game has evolved to longer require a putter.

yeeears ago and im going golfing in a few days. tiger got my friend hyped--dudes talkin 36 holes but his fat ass is gonna collapse after 3. i dont have the heart to tell him that shitty public courses dont have golf carts. anyway, is it the norm for these places to sell alcohol or do i have to bring my own?

Re: i still feel fucking crappy best spelling of 'rediculis' ever.

the KKK'ers are still in the closet <except for dude in shades, who just came out to his parents last week>

Re: tacos i would recommend a large bow and arrow and a machete to assist you in your job hunt.

i park on the upper tank of the parking garage. its always empty and has a great view.

id recommend EVERTHING IS ILLUMINATED, too. TURTLES CAN FLY.

[ATTACH]33414[/ATTACH] goddam cloud.

Fun Fact: hammer pants can be made with a glad garbage bag.

need a place to put the pimp cup DOWN.

nice.. vegas is great between 1am and 5am (all other times, mehhhhhhh)

word.

some of these dudes is silly. baseball game, whiskey, a mohawk... ill trade you a package of chicken flavor ramen noodles for a pic of her and her sister. ha.

assholes who eat all the marshmallows out of my box of lucky charms and then put that shit back like its still good. the driver in front of me who tries to merge onto the freeway doin 35mph. you gonna kill us both bitch.

those are some gnarly 'been sucking dick in the alley' knees.

Band of Bees__Chicken Payback

nope. :rolleyes:

stunna thorns and a pimp cup, handin out coupons. 'JEBUS SAAAAVES YOU buck fitty on dunkin doughnuts coffee' . chea.

without 12oz, the 'bear' reference wouldve gone right over my head.

i was asked to leave denny's when i tried to recreate the scene with doc holiday spinning the cup on his finger. doc holiday: "i'm your huckleberry." awesome movie.

getting paid to poop is an excellent motivator to overcome a fear of 'public' toilets.

pooped three times on the clock. holla.

it used to be about the hammocking, man, but its changed, its changed man...its just about the bling and bitches and broads and bacardi bolos...what happened man what happened:shook: ps. nice site update.