Jimmy Jump

what better way to say you're back on the market than crushing a wet t-shirt contest?

ha!

this just blew my mind. seriously, as sad as it is. and site is on point. much better design than the previous. i used to like the HTML features available in posts so you can easily adjust picture sizes.

Re: songs you grew up on evenflow__pearl jam

i think i recognize g-don. [/no homo]

the magic items that drive chicks mad for some dick or pussy make for hilarious scenes. rub on ya tits and whatnot.

Re: obbessed mother inlaw borrow her seasons 1-5 of 24. that should buy you atleast five days to think up something better like a story about an annoying employee you can tell her over and over and over

it reminds me of high school.

bulls vs hawks

oh man, i was supposed to go to my first NBA game last night. tickets were free too.

chocolate milkshakes 24 season 1 disc 2 (im that far behind)

i caught it on cable. i'll watch anything, ANYTHING, if its on cable. plus i was on a clive owen kick after seeing I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (which is another movie you should watch...on cable)

"i spent half a month at a porn convention one weekend" pics.

you need to get up on the camera phone steez, stat!

71% of my sentences start: yo im no genius but i did do 2.5 years at community college, so blah blah... i think my problem might be ambition and drive and shit.

i walked into the registrar's office at the community school and grabbed the office aid by the collar and said "fuck you man. im not going to prison for you or anyone, man." since i was there about as long as you were at your university, i would suggest you do the same. congratulations by the way.

GBM: Talk to me about those bananas before i burn the crib down. Is it sugar and some butter on the pan? Details dude. p.s. youre pancakes still look hurt but i would be back for seconds on the french toast. p.p.s. hawaiin bread french toast with custard filling is where its at.

"You gonna look after me, Carver? You gonna look after me?"

:yuck: it looks like you wiped your ginger bread ass with those pancakes.

ha. google oner just bumped the economist .

ha...and when you say it, poke her in the belly.

high five to jay z for making music i like and girls can shake their ass to. but this video...he wouldve been better off looping his hp commercial for 4 and half minutes. (ps. hes hanging out with nascar racers so im assuming hes all about the high fives right now)

"The development of the space industry returned new complaints from cosmonauts: Vitaly Sevastianov and Andrian Nikolayev confessed after spending 17 days in space that their sexual abilities suffered most, whereas other bodily functions were retrieving rather quickly."