Jackson Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 It is very funny though, thankyou for not wasting my time. Where are you anyway PMB come home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 OMG, that was so fucking amazing!!!!! SOunds like ever girl I've ever fucked.... but thank god every girl i've ever dated was as crazy as me...... .,,,,,,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 If you like playing basketball, this one is gold! http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2869&SectionID=2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXMAN79 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 preach it brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 THIS REMINDED ME OF THIS THREAD. HAHAHA FROM MYSPACE.. Ok…about me….hmm… My name is Sarah, I’m 20 and petrified of growing up. My family is very important to me, especially my sisters. I have a cocker spaniel named Mackenzie. We are desperately seeking to get her a brother, prefer a St. Bernard! I’m a full-time BSL (manager) at EXPRESS at Streets of Southpoint! It has its days when all I need is a break but for the most part I love it. It’s pretty rewarding, my closet explains it all. When I’m not at work I guarantee you can find me with my friends. “Maybe our girlfriends are our soul mates and guys are just there to have fun with” I’m originally from Chicago, Illinois! Dee calls me a hoity toity yankee bitch. I’m not, I’ll just tell you what I really think. It won’t cross my mind. Warning: Don’t piss of a northerner! People say I’m a huge girly girl…not! For my huge obsession…Duke basketball!! It’s pretty much a lifestyle around my house! JJ Redick will always be the hottest thing to have ever walked onto a basketball court. Hands down! Family rival…I love the Chicago White Sox they like the cubs. And its not because they won the world series, I always have. From when my dad took me to a game when I was little. LOVE them! I can listen to music all day, music to go with my moods. I love fall, sweater weather, when you want someone to snuggle. I love snow but would be much more happy if it was a blizzard for a day and then it was over with. Silverware rubbing together makes me cringe. The sight of soggy bread and napkins makes me gag. I hate when people sugar coat things! I hate boring people and liars. My biggest pet peeve, when people say they will call and then don’t! I believe that all experiences happen to prepare you for the next. People learn from their mistakes and I believe in forgiveness. I believe there are always consequences to anything but its whether or not you have enough balls or guts to take a chance at something you want. I want someone who is going to tell me I’m wrong and argue with me! I believe that there is one person out there that you are meant to be with. I believe there is such a thing as fate. I believe in love and lust, sex and romance. I don’t want things to be perfect, I want mess and chaos. Basically, I want someone who is going to go crazy out of there mind for me. I want passion and madness…I just want it all! I envy people who are in love. I would love if someone really knew me. What I like and what I’m afraid of. Something as small as what kind of toothpaste I use. People are telling me that I’m coming to the point in my life where I need to “figure myself out” What is that anyways? Who really figures themselves out? I know what I want and don’t want, I know what I like and don’t like. Does that count for trying to “figure myself out”? Apparently, I need to figure out what I want to do with the rest of my life, “where I want to be in 10 years.” Again, who can honestly say that? My problem, I know what I want to do, I just want to do a lot! Does a person really need to pick one thing? I don’t believe that at all. I want to be a wedding coordinator, a massage therapist, interior designer, and work in fashion. I want to leave my print on people’s lives. I want to do it all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 And check it out, we're holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That's to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don't talk to any of these girls anymore because now they're all bitches. troof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead beat Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Sorry that took a half an hour, I don't know what the hell I was doing in there. and Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we're really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that. HA HA HA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 One for the record books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 ^^^it would be awesome if more women thought this way^^^ fuck womens lib Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 and that's why i've never been on a "date" in my life Ditto that fuck dating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 One for the record books. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 you had me at the tour of your incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 this is a classic! yeah, the phat phree has a lot of funny reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Man, I remember this thread!!! Bravo again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 excellent work. painfully acurate. i was in basic during the original post... but i would have loved it then, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2187&SectionID=11 "I Guess You'll Do Is" is fucking great as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 that's nothing short of incredible. a+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 anyone notice that every woman over the age of 16 has at least one star tattoo on their body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I see that you are a fan of Mike Polk also.. so allow me to post "Look at My Striped Shirt" Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I'm coming home with some pussy tonight! That's right! It's been a long week at the office and it's time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say "Junior Vice President" on them! They're glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it! My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too! I figure we'll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball! It's going to be so fucking loud! I'll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 fucking yards tonight! I'm that fucking pumped! I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I fucking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I'm crushing one right now! I'm thinking about buying a boat this year! I'm gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ass! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I'll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it! I'm gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on! I will valet tonight! I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to "Take it easy on the brakes, Champ"! I will talk to people I don't know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders "Babe" and male bartenders "Chief"! When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is "full of skanks"! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again! I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro! I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for "after hours"! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave! When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself! I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I'll be ready to fucking party again tomorrow! sounds some what liek this http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 They must've based My New Haircut off that.. That's immediately what I thought of while reading it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 this thread was great. good bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 anyone notice that every woman over the age of 16 has at least one star tattoo on their body hahahaha my 22 year old roomate has that shit on her wrist!!! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 My girlfriend has one in her ear.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 i have no stars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 this chick i was bangin had stars on her foot. what's with stars? on a side note this shit was fuckin awsome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 no stars either... too cliche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 but you do have a nice derrierre ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 lately i've noticed it is about 3 out of 4. When I ask WHY? They reply, I dunno, I just liked it. At least the whole Asian Characters craze seems to be dying down. When you ask what it means.. "oh i chose it from the wall, it means brave, or courage" or some gay crap. I hope it says stupid round eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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