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Advice needed: tweakers stole my fucking shirt
El Jefe Uno replied to El Jefe Uno's topic in Channel Zero
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Advice needed: tweakers stole my fucking shirt
El Jefe Uno replied to El Jefe Uno's topic in Channel Zero
nice try, officer -
Advice needed: tweakers stole my fucking shirt
El Jefe Uno replied to El Jefe Uno's topic in Channel Zero
brother, you wouldn't even believe what went down... -
Advice needed: tweakers stole my fucking shirt
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July 12-12-12 tee - Friday, July 12 at 12pm noon EST
El Jefe Uno replied to misteraven's topic in Channel Zero
Copped! I'ma be watching the mailbox like a mfer -
Advice needed: tweakers stole my fucking shirt
El Jefe Uno replied to El Jefe Uno's topic in Channel Zero
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Advice needed: tweakers stole my fucking shirt
El Jefe Uno replied to El Jefe Uno's topic in Channel Zero
It's okay, the import thing is that you made this about yourself ❤️- 65 replies
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Advice needed: tweakers stole my fucking shirt
El Jefe Uno replied to El Jefe Uno's topic in Channel Zero
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Advice needed: tweakers stole my fucking shirt
El Jefe Uno replied to El Jefe Uno's topic in Channel Zero
They jacked it from my mailbox on the road. Gonna get the worlds smallest mailbox so these mfers gotta bring packages to my front door 😤 -
Advice needed: tweakers stole my fucking shirt
El Jefe Uno replied to El Jefe Uno's topic in Channel Zero
@mn1_fuckos I lost like three maybe ten fights in my life, so maybe something for you to think about. -
Advice needed: tweakers stole my fucking shirt
El Jefe Uno replied to El Jefe Uno's topic in Channel Zero
That's the mother fucker right there!! -
Advice needed: tweakers stole my fucking shirt
El Jefe Uno replied to El Jefe Uno's topic in Channel Zero
See I love Ch. 0 because you get advice ranging from “just let it go” to “burn down their house”. Lot of good ideas to consider 🤔 -
Like many of you, I was hyped to cop the first tee in the 12-12-12 series. I excitedly awaited its arrival, since I don’t get cool things in the mail anymore. The day came. I got the notification while I was at work that the package had been delivered. Fuck yeah. I check the mail after work. I notice my mailbox is open a little bit. Weird but maybe it was the wind. Let’s rewind. I live in the middle of nowhere these days. I don’t have many neighbors. There’s a vacant house down the street that some tweakers moved into a few months ago. They piss me with their loud shitty music and trash piling up but they don’t fuck with me so I don’t fuck with them. But now they’ve gone too far. These mother fuckers have crossed a line. And that’s where I need your help, Ch. 0 🙏 For various reasons, I’m not the type to get the law involved. But I need a path of recourse. My first thought was to get a cheap GPS tracker, set it up and put it back in the package to see if they steal it. But apparently you need to pay a monthly service because everything is rent-seeking trash these days and I ain’t fucking doing it. Also I already know it’s them because who else would the fuck else would it be. God damn tweakers. My second thought was to fill an old Amazon envelope with dog shit, seal it back up, and get them to steal it. But I’m worried my mailman might think something is off if I put a bag of dog shit in my own mailbox. So, what do I do Ch. 0? How do I get my petty revenge?
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12ozProphet Roll Call - Who’s still missing but wish they weren’t?
El Jefe Uno replied to misteraven's topic in Channel Zero
I remember these three signatures. I can’t remember whose it was but “I STAY LISTENING TO CUBAN LINX AND DOING COCAINE” stuck with me. -
12ozProphet Roll Call - Who’s still missing but wish they weren’t?
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Sup -
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