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    Last Monday, at 8am, I rear ended a car. Right by my building. Technically my fault but fuck that bitch and her dtiving. Her car was fine - barely a scratch but she called 911 while screaming and crying. Psycho Asian. My car was wrecked but driveable. Anyway, I got a DUI. When I got released from the station, I walked from bar to bar, drinking until each bar refused to serve me. I went a week without drinking but I had a constant lump in my throat. I drank a 26er of Jameson last night in shots and woke up late for work today. The point was to gather the courage to kill myself but I guess I got too drunk and passed out.
  2. Quite the opposite actually. We turn blind eyes towards what we do and drink. It's a party tonight. I'm not besties with any officers. But I sometimes drink with a couple of them.
  3. It keeps growing after you die anyway. I might as well be dead. I have to go to three weddings this summer so there's that. Btw, i have never once trimmed my beard. That is on some weird shit that is not for me.
  4. I have a bushy beard right now. I haven't had a shave or haircut in nearly six months. I hate bearded hipsters. I've been clean cut all my life. But I'm depressed and having this facial hair is tantamount to self harm. If and when I feel like putting some joy back into my life, I'll get a straight razor shave and a hair cut. So, yeah, I'm a failure. But for reasons other than you listed.
  5. I'm hanging out with a couple of cops tonight.
  6. Glenrothes 18 y/o. Sexcellent.
  7. You hipsters are the ones that told me about A Confederacy of Dunces. A girl ten years my junior reminded me of it again. Gonna do it next.
  8. Bro, I'm reading Of Human Bondage on my mom's ebook she never used. Anyway, fuck steampunks.
  9. Gotcha man, thanks. Been doing that. Considering i've gained 30 lbs since February, it can't all be diet. Now if only I could do something about my love handles. Btw, cartilage, marrow, and animal fat ftw.
  10. Overload as in do the motions really well? Go hard on the negatives and such? I'll believe you on the steroids front. Obviously we all know about the medical uses for it. I just think using drugs for the sake of vanity muscles is strange.
  11. Btw, i'm pretty disappointed at some folks i know. Just one example, my buddy who is a fast runner, good hockey player, and pretty much any sport he picks up. Kinda was inspired by him to get the fuck back into shape Turns out he on the roids.
  12. My building has a pool so I was doing that for a while. I ate a lot but also did a shit load of coke these past two years. Been clean since Valentine's Day but I also fell off the swimming since then. There is a gym here but all it has is machines and dumbells and medicine balls. I figure it's good for now because I'm just getting back into the everyday gym thing, but how useful would you guys say cable machines are? I have gained 20 pounds in the past month but that was from being underweight to what my normal weight should be (185). Refatdless, it's awesome. I walk in, turn the TV to NHL or Blue Jays and go crazy intense for 40 minutes a night. No breaks.
  13. I just beat..er..finished Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six. Started Of Human Bondage by Somerset Maugham. I hope there's bdsm type stuff in there. I read a bunch of his short stories as a kid and The Magician and like how easy of a read he can be.
  14. I just rediscovered Twitter and am now spending an hour a day on it.
  15. I have well respected the Sharks for many years now. Great fans and great team. You should know where i'm at. Leafs, baby. Even with the injuries, we're a formidable work in progress. A lot of depth, too. I can hardly wait for hbo 24/7.
  16. i Carly is decent compared to shows like, say, Rules of Engagement or any other unoriginal sitcom out there that relies on stale racist and sexist jokes. It's wholesome humour for a guy like me who is often bored during the day. A good one is Wendell & Vinnie but it got cancelled by parents because they thoughf it was to risqué. Bullshit!
  17. Since season 2, this show has been boring, logicless, and total garbage with a target demographic of women aged 18 to 35. That said, I still watch it like how you guys watch Teen Mom and Honey Boo Boo. If I was Dee, I'd be fighting my ass off for that bottle, too. The show would be a lot better with alcohol in the mix. I would be less reluctant to fast forward all the talking heads scenes if they had a drink in their hand once in a while. Fuck this show.
  18. I've seen that episode of iCarly three times and have never seen Sam's boobs. Why is there a Nickolodeon watermark on the first gif of the OP?
  19. I read in the most recent Vanity Fair that Parker and Stone will be starting work on a Book of Mormon movie. That's great news, as I missed it the first time it came around. Though it's back in Toronto next September and getting tickets will be a priority of mine.
  20. :) for real. Back though. Good morning.
  21. That cigarette smoking twat is a full smash. For all the - ahem - right reasons. It would be an effort on her part but then I'd carry on.
  22. Without even getting into opera, i adore Phantom, SoM, MFL, and so many others. George Bernard Shaw couldn't have gotten the point across better than Why Can''t a Woman Be More Like a Man, could he have?
  23. But some of the best works of art are musicals! :)
  24. Fools Die - Mario Puzo and about to start Tom Clancy - Rainbow Six Taking it eas
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