Dear ________,

[SMdoubleXL]

Dear someone with a bigger imagination than myself,

 

My girlfriend at work gave me her card from her phone to pull some pictuires off it for a little project. I came across this picture, and am puzzled. She does do waxing, (face and body), so it's obvious this is hairy body parts getting waxed...but I'm not sure which part.

Anyone recognize this? I have an idea, but something still doesnt look right.

[Newer Bigger Better]

sm:

 

pretty sure that's a gooch.

 

-some guy

[methamphetamyne]

Dear weekend,

 

come thru for ya boy.

 

_excitedboyfriednoner.

 

.

 

Dear mid terms,

 

FUCKYOU>

 

_crammingallnightmethamphetamyne.

[Boris The Butcher]

Dear Summer,

 

Listen here summer baby, I just believe it's the right thing to do

I gotta brand new bitch, corporate America

She showing me a lot of action right now

And I know you put me on my feet and all, but

I mean, it's time for me to grow

You gotta let me go baby, you gotta let me go

 

I'm done for now, so one for now

Possibly forever, we had fun together

But like all good things, we must come to an end

 

BTB

[groyn shmoyn]

dear the lottery,

 

gimme the $200,000 you owe me.

or dont.

fuck you anyway.

 

-g.s.

[freakeenyc]

damn meth,

midterms in what,also midterms already?!

-freak

[HELLA LOVE IT]

dear life,

you're out of control.

fuck yeah.

<3POZ

[Realism]

Dear SM,

 

That looks like a leech on a gooch.

 

-Realism

[chopsticks]

Dear SM

 

I was eating ughhhhh, I though this would be a safe thread to browse while eating.

 

Chops.

[Realism]

P.S. I just scrolled past the pic again, make that two leeches.

 

-Realism

[Grimes]

Dear popeyes,

 

you hit the spot once again.nh

 

-grimetime

[SMdoubleXL]

Dear people of this thread,

To make up for making you look at the hairy gooch, I also found this pic...

 

hope you forgive me.

 

eS eM

[earl broclo ESQ]

Dear Chinatown,

 

You smell like my ass after a 4 hour bus ride.

 

Just saying,

Earl

[Banana fishd]

Dear oz,

I am murried.

Three times as charm-fill.

Yee.

<3 b.fish

[SukiSukiNow]

dear mrs bfish,

it was a lovely wedding.

you made a beautiful bride

and your husband looked dashing.

caligula and i had a wonderful time

and thank you for my personalized

terrarium.

best wishes,

<3 <3 <3 ssn

[Boris The Butcher]

Dear Summer---------

 

This is my anthem--------

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcRwnl7CLW0

 

 

BTB

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

Dear SM,

 

what. the. fuck.

 

-NOES

[ms.seyer]

Dear Mrs.Bfish,

 

Congradulations!

Hope you enjoy your honey moon

 

-seysey

[chopsticks]

Dear Bfish,

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Just kidding congratulations.

 

Chops.

[EON 352]

dear bus,

i don't want to ride in your cesspool on wheels. but i have things i need to do.

 

-eon

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

Dear job,

 

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUU!

 

-NOES

[SukiSukiNow]

dear caligula,

please tell your dad i said

thank you for my dinner and

the hospitality.

i ate the peaches last night

and they were so super sweet.

<3 ssn

[redeyedanimal]

Dear 12 oz friends,

 

Thank you all for the congrats!!! We just got back form our honeymoon, a week in Aruba, all inclusive.

Pics will be posted as soon as we can upload them, got nearly 500 so i won't post all of them.

There's a lot of fuckin iguanas down there... and free booze!!! It'll be hard to slow back down after startin at 11 am daily.

 

~red.

[redeyedanimal]

Dear b-fish,

congrats! I finally read through the part of the thread i was absent for and caught up on your news.

 

-red.

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

Dear recently married oontz people,

 

best of luck, and congrats.

 

-NOES

[CALIgula]

Dear bfish,

 

thank you again so much for inviting me to your wedding!

you guys make an awesome couple.

the wedding was awesome, the food was great, and you have really cute homegirls! (and cousin) :)

enjoy your honeymoon, you deserve it!!

 

cG

 

dear suki,

 

those were nectarines, not peaches. :)

 

cG

 

dear SM,

 

definitely a gooch.

 

cG

[AllTheWrongWords]

 

Dear good friend's wife,

 

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP. Stop being so overly fucking joyful about everything on facebook. Specifically, "My hubby!!" "My love!" "Je t'aime ________ ♥" " Hello my friends! Hehehe!"

 

You're always tired. Like a fucking four year old wanting to be carried you suddenly buzzkill on the entire night. And always right before we're about to 'kick shit up a notch'

 

And you got fat.

 

Your two 24min walks on the treadmill vs your daily intake of 8 zebra cakes

DO NOT BALANCE OUT.

 

Fuck.

 

Sincerely your good friend,

 

ATWW

 

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

Dear Craigslist people,

 

stop tryin to play me....i'm obviously not responding to any emails that

begin with "you give me item, i send you check in mail...." nigga preeease!

 

-NOES

[redeyedanimal]

dear atww,

 

just click on hide next to her name, and you won't have to read that shit anymore. I do it all the time.

It's kinda like the ignore list on the oontz.

 

-red.

[lord_casek]

Dear world (A follow up),

 

Thanks for getting rid of crackhead across the street temporarily. Eventually his fat

ass baby mama will kick him out and he'll be right back across the street at his stupid

parents house. Oh, and thanks for replacing him with his older crackhead prison brother.

I will shoot that fucker if he even looks like he's going to fuck with my shit. Fuck some police. They will be useful cleaning up the mess I make with that motherfucker.

 

I'm going to work out and listen to death metal.

 

Sincerely,

Casek

 

 

P.S.- Congrats Bfish and husband. You sure do make a cute bride.

Also, congrats Redeyed. I saw your pics on FB. Honeymoon looked

rad.