HOPE NOT Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Dear IQ Challenged Fuckers, Listening to Patti Smith & The Demented Scumcats simultaneously reset my emotional state... Plus my loyal cadre of friends & critters. Love, HOPE dontfuckwitme NOT xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 dear new mexico style green chile, you'd better be fucking delicious when i'm done with you because you smell fucking delicious already fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 dear self yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 dear childhood friend, Call me up to borrow 5 bucks for a pack of smokes, I fix your broke ass some lunch and help you out with the cigarettes you're tryin to tell me you made 20K this week at work. Fuck outta here with that shit. abcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 dear 12oz, what the fuck is good...? yea i know i aint been here for a while... been tryin to handle my grown man ish instead of doing ignorant hoodrat shit all day.. still like twelve hundred in the whole but im slowly but surly workin my way up there.. i aint forget bout my fellow oontz brethren though... what i miss since i was gone...? ya boy, TailsOne.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Dear vegas, I will be fuckin your city up Halloween weekend!!! Gonnabefadedoner!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Dear Ikea... fuck you, fuck your fuckin' instructions and fuck your fuckin' doors... you're fuckin' pish. dear everyone... don't ever think that buying something flatpack and then paying someone else to build it for you will save you money... because i can fuckin' assure it won't once you pay the poor cunt that you hire to build it... dear liver... i know i promised you a night off. but fuck you too. you're fuckin' claimed! ROlf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOPE NOT Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Dear Self, Most people, I think, have to apologize for lying or pretending to be someone or something they're not. Self...you are really a fuckin' manic depressive psycho who has to apologize for speaking the truth and being who or what you really are!!! WoW. It must be so much easier to be a con. Always being who you need to be at the time. Can't feel bad or guilty cause it's all a big lie. Maybe you need to smoke weed again. Wish they still made Rorer 714s Peace, Self... Behave yourself!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Dear Micah, Im sure its fucked up enough as it is here, but please do...bring some different type of fucking up. -SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 dear Scotland... please win 2-1 the night so i can be up £30 aff o £3... that'd be handy... seeing as i didn't win that 101 million last night... dear fubby... happy birthday an shit. i'm lookin' forward to seeing your 30 stone self fallin' aboot drunk and possibly taking doon some load bearing walls in the nightclub the night... dear decy and grd... well done on kickin' yon inglish cunts oot the rugby... i hope you win the rest o the games... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Dear Rolf Im English, just live in wales haha but either way i dont give a fuck about Rugby or football, im so unpatriotic to England I married a German Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 dear decy... gut gemacht... dear national fitba team... you could've done better last night... and no i didn't get my feckin' £30... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Dear Rolf, We did good innit, the best thing for me was seeing how poorly england played afterwards though. Warmed the cockles of my heart it did. We beat Switzerland on Friday too but that'll probably be our last win in that tournament. Bad luck about the bookies, horses and accumulators are the way forward my friend. I'll send you some tips next week. -grd DEar Decy, unpatriotic englishmen are the best kind. -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 dear Grd... yeah me too... as a Scotsman, there's no greater pleasure in life than watching englad get their fuckin' arses pumped at anything... i try my best to keep oot the bookies actually... i go in aboot 4 times a year tops... i come from a problematic gambling family. my grandad used to make my mum go oot and work at weekends so she could give him money for the bookies and boozer... then come home blootered and batter her to say thanks... probably why she's hard as fuck to this day... we've all got our vices i suppose... Rolferoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Dear Rolf and grd you guys and your silly sports, only sports I know are things like skateboarding lol Wouldnt mind being a gambler though, but again lack of knowledge of that sort of thing kinda stops that (and lack of cash to gamble away) Dear self stop lacking the motivation to even leave the house to do anything, find some happiness or something to enjoy this is getting fucking tedious. Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 dear decy... head doon the pub and read the papers... or better yet the sporting post... then put a line on tomorrow... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Dear teenagers at the arcade in the mall, well..i see that you wont let me play marvel vs capcom 2 without betting at least 2 bucks on a game. sincerely about to be two bucks richer elis sies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 dear coke until payday i hate you and will never touch you again, you are a bad influence on my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 dear peeps of the oontz, i just got a job as the sushi chef at a really nice restaurant that seats nearly 300 people. I've been put in charge of "evolving and refining" the menu, and station. BallinHarderThanAMotherFucker/oner. -red. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Dear Red Dope news mate, look forward to seeing all the pics in your sushi thread!! props Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 dear redeyed, evolving like pokemon? sincerely sile xis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 dear red, thats dope. i used to butcher at a high end joint and carving good fresh fish was one of my favorite things, eating pieces of sashimi grade hamachi for breakfast, mmm. have fun with it man. fist dear 'merica and 'mericans, stop being apathetic thanks, fist dear DARK HORSE BOOK OF THE DEAD, i am so happy i finally got a copy of you, i feel like i should put gloves on before i hear your spine crack and i lose myself for an hour in your splendid horror. yup, fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Dear Decy & Rolf, first, I'm a girl and even I don't think sport is silly. Sort it out dude! Acquire gambling habit, disregard responsibilities. alla that stuff -drunk grd Dear Red, congrats innit -grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Dear mounting bullshit, Cmon dude... Nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Dear grd my thing with football and rugby is that i was made to play them both as a kid (was pretty good) and because of that I now have absolutely zero interest in them. decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Dear Decy, you're Welsh now, embrace the spirit of rugby and get drunk and sing the national anthem with the rest of the country! - grd Dear Monday, Hiya, this week is good already, I'm happy to see you for a change - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 dear fb oontz friends.. yall make me lol..on how yyall roast each others flics. frreaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Dear NBA Fuck you..that is all.. (kingsonmines," find me on florin with a mouth full of bling") Mac dre voice AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Dear 12oz, Hi. -$eyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 dear seyer whats good? AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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