eviltrailer77 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Dear kids, Cyber-bullying, really? "Tiffany said mean things about me on MySpace, so I'm gonna throw myself in front of a train, boo-hoo-hoo!!" Fuck, kids need to get some REAL bullies in their lives, get their lunch money snatched, or their back-packs/jackets thrown in a creek in the middle of winter. Evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 dear old music look in my eyes what do you see the cult of personality lub that shizz !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 dear 12oz..wats this add down here? freaks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 dear freak, if you are referring to all that dr pep flash you can minimize that fucker by hitting the sideways chevron on the bottom right hand side of the browser window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 dear lower back pain. It would appear that your powers are too dominant for the heating pillow. The mineral spirits smelled bad and really only provided a few minutes of strange relief. The vibrating pillow seemed straight up until all the vibrating near my bawlz left them feeling tender as eggs. Lets see what u got on these Lortabs. Say sumthing bitch. abagabcs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Dear imchristeezles, I hope you're feeling better! It's never easy losing someone you love, we all deal with our grief differently. Give yourself time and be kind to yourself. Think about the wonderful things she taught you and how loved she made you feel and try not to focus on what you lost. - grd Dear Decy, good luck with the interviews!! That's awesome, I'm sure you'll do great, you can still look for a job you'll love while you're getting paid. Sorry you Mam is poorly, I'll be sending some good Welsh vibes and positive thoughts her way!! - grd Dear me, another year older...still no wiser. c'est la guerre - me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 oh yeah.. word to that decyfer, i hope it goes well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Dear United Healthcare, Fuck you asshole I know the reason I don't come up in your system. it's a conspiracy I tells you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Dear girlfriends baby daddy, Get over it nigga your bitch got took. Maybe if you weren't a drunk ass fuck up and didn't get kicked out the military you'd still have a chance. Treat your girl good or someone else will. And believe when I say I treat her good! Real good. Shrimp dick bastard. If it weren't for your children you'd be irrelevant. Which I Dont get y you aren't already. I take care of your kids way more than you ever have or will. You lucky I got a heart or I'd take yours. Wish you weren't such a weenie so I could show this to you without you crying and getting all butt hurt. But keep pushin my buttons and these words will be the least of your worries. So since your drunk ass woke me up at 4am to bitch about something that could've waited till at least 8am I'm gonna bitch to the rest of the world. Hope your ears are ringing bitch. You're gonna get yours one day and it ain't gonna be pretty. Karma is the only bitch you'll need to worry about. Mostdefangrycauseaniggawokemefrommyslumberoner. Dear fellow oontzers, My bad! :) Mahalo M.Hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 dear homie since high school, damn man, we've been hollerin at females since waaaaay back...we've got all types of stories, but about 8 months ago when you told me your girl was possibly pregnant, it caught me off guard...well, 3 days ago, you had your son...i came to the hospital and visited you, your girl and your brand new baby boy...its too surreal....damn, were in our 30s now....were grown up...fuck :( cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 dear old ass man, young up, be lively, do the things you love doing but don't put any family in jeopardy. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Dear regular swisher sweet, I cant wait to dissect you and fill you with some GDP and smoke you!!! That is all! Stonerhawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 dear new downstairs neighbors, please reduce the amount of traffic coming in and out of your place, you've only been here a week and i have seen at least a dozen different vehicles pull in and out of your driveway. Also, make sure your friends/clients/whatever keep their vehicles out of my spaces, and out of the middle of the driveway or we are going to have serious issues. I'm Very close to deflating a couple tires the next time i have troubles getting out of my space. I don't find this to be an unreasonable or difficult request. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted August 7, 2011 Author Share Posted August 7, 2011 dear dear thread leaving on a jet plane tomorrow, eurotripmovieposter.jpeg. germany, netherlands, france. be back in a month. holla. gettmytravelon edogggggggggggggggggy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 dear edoggg... hae a fuckin' bra time... how are yi no comin' to see me in scotland ya wee bam pot? dear missus... you are stunning. however a bit of a bellend at times... when i occasionally work, i work damn hard, i am aware i could afford much nicer things if i cut doon on my boozing. but you need to understand that i need to wear what my favourite rappers were wearing when i was aboot 7 year ald (old) and jordans... or at least dunks... ROlf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 dear tickets i bought you yup !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 dear curt baer, please go easy on me tomorrow. no homo. thanks, fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Dear XXXXX Railroad, Please call me back for the second interview or send out "the thanks but no thanks" e-mail already. I'm getting too wound up about this. And on a side note, the next HR person that looks at me funny for listing "homemaker" as my current position is getting punched. Evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 hahahaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Dear Kitchen Stove. As you know your friends and coworkers Microwave and Refrigerator have already failed me and are no longer among us. Now it seems you are going to let me down as well. If you decide to continue down that path of non-functionality it will surely break my heart. Please stay with me and assist me in the making of bacon and I promise I will clean you more often. Sincerely yours, Mr. MAYO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 dear food... imma fuckin eatchuu in a half hour..be good. sincerely, the muslim nurga. dear self, stop being a borderline/contender nurga,, and try to be the top at something, sincerely, freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Dear new 20 yr old girlfriend, You're hot and have my full attention, but fuck sake meet me halfway on shit. Get a fucking job please. I understand the utter hilarity in asking you to be responsible, but c'mon. Going broke .... But I lost 7 lbs Cuz of my stroke game. Worth it? Yeah. But you're on thin ice boo. -nsmb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 dear telecoms folk... you're a right bunch o' fuckin' knobs... you had to replace the rotten poley on a day when i'm no workin' and have no plans other than sittin' aboot the hoose doin' fuck all... cheers, i'm off to the pub to read the papers and talk to ah the old men aboot their glory days and pensions... ROLF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 dear nsmb, not sure how old you is. but nigga, think HARD. my ex/current smash pal was scooped up at the ripe age of 20. based on looks alone for the most part. that and shes a nasty artist. i was 25-26 at the time. she was/is the type of broad you can go on making excuses for, for a long fucking time like, "oh, bitch don't know what tupac looks like, it's okay. she currently tops any 8-9 i've ever had. fuck it!" i mean the list of shit goes on. but 5-6 years makes a huge difference i never imagined possible. good luck on that though. i myself, will be sticking to olderish bitches for the remainder of my late twenties. after 30 i'll probably need to get back to young hoes sos i can feel better about myself and what not. -nOeserism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 ^word.. i was all about older dudes til i got in my late twenties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Hard lessons learned well, NEVER date younger, physically or mentally. It's simply not worth the effort. Dear home cooked food, I missed you. - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 dear oontz... panic over i'm back on... dear you ken who... cheers for fuckin' up two tops... now that's over £100 of clothes i can wear to my work. arsehole... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 dearest new mattress, why the fuck will you not let me rest comfortably? You were certainly expensive enough to be ultra comfortable, and you are ultra comfortable, but fuckin christ two and a half hours of sleep before a 14 hour workday isn't quite sufficient. Please treat me better tonight, i will have a stout liquor drink before visiting you to help move things along. very sincerely, -restless, exhausted, annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 dear people who won't speed up to merge on the highway, you're not doing it right !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 dear world i love my 21 yrolds just sayin old ass souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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