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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear 5,

def hit up iou.

<3 ssn

 

dear c-walk,

HI!

<3 ssn

 

dear whole foods,

i wish you were cheaper.

<3 ssn

 

dear cali,

i cut you out of my life.

<3 ssn

 

dear milk,

can't wait for our vagina day get away.

i really hope this year it works out.

<3 ssn

 

dear tim llincecum,

that 12 mil should buy you tons of weed.

<3 ssn

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Dear Channel Zero,

 

Aren't second chances the best?

 

-Realcontentism

 

dear real,

I wish bro. I kinda hope i get one now too.

 

doser.

 

 

Dear ex's best friend who tried to make out with me on friday,

after i blatantly told you that it wasnt gonna happen, and walked away, did you really have to tell my ex that we had sex? what the fuck is wrong with you you stupid slut. i'm here busting my balls trying to sort shit out, and my karma has to take a shit on me like this.

fuck you stupid whore. i hope you get raped by an hiv positive homeless crack addict.

rot in hell.

 

doser.

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dear biology

 

you are straight murdering me. too much to learn about cellular respiration in one night- plus a little photosynthesis, atom structure, cell structure, bonds, pH scale...

yea. i get it. you win. now fuck off.

 

studystudystudy

edogggggggggggggggy

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dearest Cali..

 

haha..

 

use your imagination.

 

es em

 

dear sm,

 

i already did!

i put that mental picture to good use!

 

cG

 

 

dear cali,

i cut you out of my life.

<3 ssn

 

 

dear ssn,

 

are you being serious?

:(

 

cG

 

dear CALIGULA,

DAO lives in texas, so i win by default...?

-RL.

 

dear ralph,

 

id still rather visit you over dao, even if dao lived in the nicest place in the world.

 

cG

 

dear biology

 

you are straight murdering me. too much to learn about cellular respiration in one night- plus a little photosynthesis, atom structure, cell structure, bonds, pH scale...

yea. i get it. you win. now fuck off.

 

studystudystudy

edogggggggggggggggy

 

 

dear edoggg,

 

ive been there and done that.

if you actually make it interesting and fun when learning it, it becomes so much easier to learn.

 

biology > organic chemistry

 

cG

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dear not sure who,

 

usually i work out... walk to the spa.... see nasty fat fucks and

elect to not soak. Not only were you next level sexy but you

were in a tiny ass swimsuit. I caught you glancing and i suppose

you caught me too. Lets do it again sometime.

ABCDEFG

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Dear Grocery Store,

 

I bought a package of frozen stuffed clams today, even though the sell by date expired two days ago. You might want to go look at the two packages I saw, that expired on 1/10/10 and 12/22/09. I think those might be against certain health conditions in the tri-state area.

 

-Earl

 

 

 

Dear Testicles,

 

I hope this lap top isn't shooting you with any of them cancer rays. I can't handle that shit!

 

Concerned,

Earl

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dear sheetz employee,

yes i walk in there at 2 am kinda drunk with a chick and buy a cinimon pretzel a bottle of gatorade and condoms on a decently regular basis, so why is it that every time you say oh have a good night you two, she always thinks its too akward and i end up not gettin it that night. Fuck you sheetz guy,

 

also,

 

dear sheetz cop,

stop being a fuckin creep, yes drunk chicks walk in there and dont want to get in trouble, but there is no reason for you to abuse your power and creepily hug and put your arm around every chick that walks in, its just gross... also dont arrest me please,

 

-tux

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dear wise,

 

does sheetz still have those computer screens where you customize your order? i only went to that place a few times rolling PA or some shit and probably inebriated when there each time so this technology may have never existed there to begin with.....

 

i find anyone suspect that is not drunk at a brightly lit convenience store @ 2am .

 

- avoidingworkagainmuddles

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dear self

 

take notes- sometimes by doing nothing at all, people will still manage to tell you you fucked up. lesson learned: stop worrying about other people- they'll always find something to get pissy about. just worry about you. it really is an 'every man for himself' world....

 

overit

edoggggggggggggggy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear milk,

find out if i can take the pugs.

also, this weekend if you guys are free lets play scrabble or something.

<3 ssn

 

dear idiot who pm'd me,

i have no clue what the fuck you are talking about.

your grammar and spelling made it that much harder to

figure out your cunt of a pm.

<3 ssn

 

dear cali,

i got you shook huh???!

you're lucky i love sushi, esp when they're free.

<3 ssn

 

dear mc scruff fisherman face oner,

hai.

<3 ssn

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