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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear anonymous banker with his back to the screen in this video that was live on channel 7 news

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I hope your day today isn't so bad.

I mean i know it's going to suck what with being fired and all, but in all honesty I probabaly would have opened an email with racy pictures of kiranda Kerr as well.

 

Don't feel bad it's not liek it was the animted gif's thread on 12oz

 

schnitz

 

 

A MACQUARIE Bank adviser has been left red-faced after being caught live on television looking at a series of near-nude snaps of supermodel Miranda Kerr.

 

The footage of the adviser has swept the trading rooms of banks across Sydney after it was captured by Seven News.

 

The network was interviewing Macquarie private wealth adviser Martin Lakos on the financial market’s reaction to the Reserve Bank keeping interest rates on hold, The Australian reports.

 

However, viewers' attention was captured after the male adviser in the background opened an email containing pictures of Kerr’s recent photoshoot from GQ magazine.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Ray,

I had no idea. I'm so crushed that we are 2 months into the new year and I barely found out you're gone. You were entirely too young and I'm sorry we never got around to hanging out. Lifes too short to be angry at silly things. you're in my heart. R.I.P.

-sad took

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Cafe Manager,

 

I suggest you school your staff about

good customer service. The last time I

got drinks there, the service was fuckin

shitty. I'm not even that picky about

good service, but the people who work

for you need a to be hit on the head

because they don't know how to treat people.

I kinda felt bad when you apologized to

me, but I refuse to go back there.

Fuck off.

 

-seyzey

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear triple t,

 

sorry for your loss.

 

cG

 

dear earl,

 

i agree with you, but thats what makes the thread so fun!

 

cG

 

dear milky and ralphy,

 

dont get me wrong....i like pizza too...but sushi is still mmmm mmm good!

 

cG

 

dear ssn,

 

actually mixing sushi with americanized food has been done.

theres a restaurant here in sac called tex wasabi's (owned by that guy fieri guy from the food network) and he has these things called the gringo rolls.

 

its sushi rolls but filled with things like smoked turkey or bbq meats.

they have a roll called the screaming gobbler...it was okay.

 

cG

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dear mike scofield,

 

you're described as a rhode island transient but you have found yourself in our fine state of oregon. your quote of “My friend Kathy said, ‘stop him!’ and I proceeded to try,” Scofield told KGW. “I smashed him really good in the head… I kicked him twice in the nads and proceeded to fight all the way out the door.” really made me smile. nads..... i love that word.

 

keep up the good deeds mr rhode island transient! i wish someone would make you a "real american genious" style commercial or jingle or something. good day sir.

 

- puds

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dear mudpuddles.

package recieved. thank you. its full of fun-creativity-good reads. RIP Vonnegut.

 

dear CALI,

SCREAMING GOBBLER? sounds like something you would call a fat bitch while your fucking her (and the visuals are killing me..haha)......im not surprised that you mentioned it.

 

have a good day all.

b

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear calc 2 exam in 12 hours,

 

i shoulda gotten that valerian root seeking told me about. anxiety is a bitch.

next time.

also, please don't rape me until i bleed like you always do. it would be a nice change.

 

-inj

 

dear crazy italian girl,

 

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

 

love,

inj

 

dear people who are supposed to approve my mural,

 

please approve my mural and give me a $400 budget for drinks and spanish montana. that would be fun.

 

thanks,

inj.

 

dear snow,

 

fuck.

 

-inj

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