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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear cute italian girl,

 

you're cute, and i'm so happy you called back. even though you're insane, i love you anyways; after all, i'm crazy too. see you tomorrow night. i cant wait.

 

dear grafferwriter friend,

 

thanks for not doing a great job on my friends book and then asking me to outline and color your sketch.. you know i'm colorblind and it'll look like ass. sigh. i tried, didnt i?

 

dear snow,

 

thanks.

 

-inj

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear throat

 

why are you hurting?? i swear to god if im getting sick AGAIN im going to fucking kill you. and consequently myself, but i have to prove a point dammit! i wont be sick all fucking winter!!

 

unhealthyoner

edogggggggggggy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear earl and marco,

You're gonna look pretty funny eating corn on the cob with no fucking teeth!

charles.gif/nobeef

 

 

Dear Belmonts,

 

I don't get it. Why should Marco and I be afraid of losing our teeth? Does it have anything to do with the images you posted, that didn't actually post?

 

Confused,

Earl

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear cute italian girl,

 

i played every card i know, and nothing at all. i just want SOME token of affection.. is that too much to ask? evidently.

 

still love you, but your clock is ticking and damnit you're making me crazy.

 

-inj

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Dear Women,

 

If y'all could be a tad less confusing, and shit, I'd very much appreciate it.

 

Doser.

 

 

Dear Weather,

 

-24 celsius?

christ. when I win the lottery I'm moving to the bahamas, maybe miami.

 

freezingmynutsoffoner.

 

Dear new years resolution #9; no more hooking up with randoms, instead find a nice girl.

 

your clock is ticking buddy. No pussy is starting to bother me, and tonight I'm gonna have to be on my best behaviour to keep this resolution.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear suki,

 

I know. It sucks.

 

 

and people say guys are immature.

fuck that.

 

haha

 

dosah.

 

 

Dear Doser

 

congrats on keeping your word and not going home with that girl. even though she was basically throwing herself at you.

a good night kiss was ok. she has your digits, who knows what can happen.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear super cute girl,

 

Next time we kick it I will make a point to not be super blunted. I fully admit I'm more fun when not high, despite the retarded amount of weed I smoke.

 

-Realrepentingism

 

 

Dear injury,

 

Disregard females. Acquire currency. Profit. On to the next one!

 

-Realism

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear *******,

 

you charged up an average of $727 a fucking month while we were married!!?? are you kidding me? where the fuck did that money go??? it takes a special kind of evil bitch to drain a mans bank account on a trip to las vegas and la then come home and tell him you want a divorce. you are scum. i live my life in a lot of gray area, its no secret, but i treat my friends and family with respect and i dont fuck people over. you may be a fuckin square, but youre a shitty person that cannot be trusted. fuck you.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear dow

 

although i'm a lot younger i'm fast learning the difference between law abiding squares who treat you like an interchangeable, replaceable object and wilder law breakers who treat you with the utmost respect. this doesn't help you in any way other than i have a vague grasp on what you are talking about. or something.

 

stay strong dude

 

-s

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