lord_casek Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear WT, Sounds like you're having some shitty girl troubles. Don't drown it all with booze and dope, it doesn't work. If you're into the chick back at school, I say go for it. You have nothing to lose. If it doesn't seem right, move on. Gotta let go sometimes. Peace, Casek Dear Santy Clause, Nigga, I don't got no chimney. What's your fat ass gonna do now? If you knock on my door at 3a.m. I'll shoot your jolly elf lookin' ass. You can leave the presents on the porch. Casek P.S.: If your reindeer shit on my lawn, I'm sending you a bill. P.P.S.: It's almost 4:30. I don't hear no bells or reindeer feet. Don't make me come after you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Anybody, If you can find me any nude photos of Ann Curry, or a possible sex tape or something, it would be the best Christmas gift a man could get. Happy Dead Baby Jesus day, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Pops, Hopefully it isn't all that bad. IOUisconcerned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo earl i got you, mspaint got the hookup merry day after xmas -tux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear haters, i'm really not concerned what you think of the shit i paint. i paint good shit, i paint bad shit. i do tags, outlines, fillins, burners, pieces, whaaaatever you dont like it?!?! congratulations!!!! :) i dont do it for you. judge all you want i aint gonna stop. -Francis E-hustlsin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear you, please please please stop telling me my intentions. i really don't like to make people feel bad. i do enjoy letting people know how they have put me out but you KNOW i don't like to make you upset. it's just easier that way. and i would really encourage you too accept a few things as part of my personality. i don't remember anything. ever. c'mon son! - c dear suki, my daughter got a purse shaped like a pug. really a stuffed pug carcass (horrible word to use, i'm sorry, just couldn't think of anything else....) turned into a purse. i made me think of you. now i believe i have sucked all the sweetness out of this post unfortunately. hope your holiday was great! - muds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 26, 2009 Author Share Posted December 26, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo mudpuddles like.... a real pug? naiveoner edoggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Wisetuxedo, As much as I appreciate your attempt to put a smile on this old man's face, you did not. How dare you Sir! How dare you mock the sexual ferociousness that is Ann Curry! Do you think this is a game? Do you think I'm playing around here? Because you have been mislead greatly. I hold close to my heart the weird obsessive lust I have for this women, and you dare to mock her with a MS Paint disaster. You gave her a foot hand, swellbow, a C-section scar (that only she could make look sexy), and to top if off she's holding what appears to be her penis. Words can't explain the online anger I hold for you at this very moment. A permanent ban would not do the trick, erasing all your props wouldn't either. I am helpless here, for there is nothing that I can do to express the seriousness of my anger towards you right now. You filthy low level mall food court employee pig fucker, Earl P.S. --check your props bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Wisetuxedo's props, Why do you have to be 24'd. Now I have to publicly tell him that his MS Paint attempt was well played. He's one under par now. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear las vegas how come every time i go home, i really dont wanna go back to you? why do you have to have so many rude ass people living there? even tho i am sleeping with layers of clothes on, and under massive amounts of blankets..even a hoodie, i would much rather be here right now where love, respect and consideration flow without hesitation. i will see you next week, but my vaca away from you has been refreshing. looking forward to some "interesting" time with certain people when i get back though. hope everyone had great holidays..are you as ready to bring on a new year as i am? Love lOve loVe lovE >SM< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear earl, I meant no harm to you or your kindled love for ann curry, I must admit I made that shortly after finishing two colt 45s and gettin at a couple waterfalls, at the time it was meant only as a cheap laugh, to be honest I'm surprised I made it online before I passed out/ forgot what I was doing. sorry to have failed you earl -humblejacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear post above me, I will not accept your apology until you bring me real nudes of Ann Curry. Until then, I will pray you form a vagina clot. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear LOL, thank Earl and Wise. -Pizzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Earl, I promise these are real. For some reason I'm hungry for a pastrami sandwich now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Miami,---- She touched it there--- Dear 2010,---- I want the sky baby BTB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear Boris, props but uhhhh why she got an apostrophe there? is that a miami thing? i think ima get me a touched it in miami flick nh. -Miami Pizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Nigga she a hoodbooger no education--- she nice thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo hahaha bruh, look at her im sure id smash her out, i said props b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear boris, props. doser. P.S, i will try to get a miami label on the next girl I score with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tavaruawon, Your photos didn't work. Re-up, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear lunch lady, you should not make coffee. i will next time just skip the iced mocha that you do not even stir properly. and just because i don't want whipped cream doesn't mean i don't want the fucking dome lid. i have a routine woman!! and you fucking skip me in the lunch line sometimes. i hate you for more than your subpar barista skills. yeah, i'm mad. fuck. i hate today already. - angrypuddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear muddy , i hope your back on routine today, cheer up knowing someone you havent/probably will not ever meet gets mad at that lady for being a bitch to you, i shake my fist at her for you, -tuxedoman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear boris i need an extended vacation in miami. - S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dearest snow.. eaze up a bit...? i know i lived here for 13 yrs..but it seems i have grown to be a big ole pussy when it comes to driving in it. you have shut down the only 2 ways i can travel to get back to vegas, so i am again missing a few more days of work. NOT that im in a hurry to get back to those rude ass people...but my $$ is waiting on me. Tomorrow is it...ill try again. wish me luck B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SM, I'm sending your stuff out soon! Promise. Felt weird about sending you all Christmas since...its a little delayed, so i'm thinkin up some other stuff to send. Hope you are well... Loving the mango stuff. and the chapstick. well...pretty much everything. -ms t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sizetags suck it up princess the weather dont ease up for nobody! and where is my package at? fuck. haha. on another note, new years eve tomorrow, you know what that means? fuck yeah. drinking to forget 2009. dozer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear TTT thx..ill be lookin for it..it could st patricks day stuff and id still appreciate it. DOSER...(what do i have that you could possibly want?) thanks for the "balls up" message. it made me laugh, however i am far from a princess,,and if i had the right automoble id be over them mtns in a minute, without a scratch, im a country girl at heart..(laugh now) however, it is pretty cool, right now there are like 4-5 deer out on the nieghbors lawn, and i can see a sky full of stars now...more then Vegas lets you see. It is very serene where im at. Be safe tmrw night, whoever is doing what im not. can i at least get a kiss for the new year? happy 2010 SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SMDXL IM SAYIN---- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear my chick, you HAD to be on the rag on new years..now i'm on the oontz. FML. -Frank Deezblue ballzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear good friends upon the oontz, i have no idea why im awake right now, i failed at trying to sleep on the floor because it was freezing and i didnt have a blanket, im freezing all over, -hungovatux girl i was trying to get with at the end of the night , why u gotta play me like that, im a good guy, fuck -tux and dear fd36, had that problem last night/thismorning too -tuxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx happy new years mofos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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