SMdoubleXL Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dearest Cali.. haha.. use your imagination. es em 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear landlord, Please get in touch and tell me you can extend the lease on my apartment. If you do this my life will be better then it has ever been before. love babyeater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz, im staying in venice beach for 3 days, what should i check out? your pal 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cowlick, go suck a dick. - puddle's bangs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Oontz, Hey, haven't talked to you guys in a while. How's it going? -walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Halal cart on Broadway between Broome and Spring, You suck. I can't believe they let you have your license. You're a disgrace to Halal food. I hope someone molotovs your cart. Oh --and thanks for the inevitable shits. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear intoxicants, i'll talk to you later tonight. I hope you can make it. RedEyedAnimal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 5, def hit up iou. <3 ssn dear c-walk, HI! <3 ssn dear whole foods, i wish you were cheaper. <3 ssn dear cali, i cut you out of my life. <3 ssn dear milk, can't wait for our vagina day get away. i really hope this year it works out. <3 ssn dear tim llincecum, that 12 mil should buy you tons of weed. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Channel Zero, Aren't second chances the best? -Realcontentism dear real, I wish bro. I kinda hope i get one now too. doser. Dear ex's best friend who tried to make out with me on friday, after i blatantly told you that it wasnt gonna happen, and walked away, did you really have to tell my ex that we had sex? what the fuck is wrong with you you stupid slut. i'm here busting my balls trying to sort shit out, and my karma has to take a shit on me like this. fuck you stupid whore. i hope you get raped by an hiv positive homeless crack addict. rot in hell. doser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear CALIGULA, DAO lives in texas, so i win by default...? -RL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 27, 2010 Author Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear biology you are straight murdering me. too much to learn about cellular respiration in one night- plus a little photosynthesis, atom structure, cell structure, bonds, pH scale... yea. i get it. you win. now fuck off. studystudystudy edogggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dearest Cali.. haha.. use your imagination. es em dear sm, i already did! i put that mental picture to good use! cG dear cali, i cut you out of my life. <3 ssn dear ssn, are you being serious? :( cG dear CALIGULA, DAO lives in texas, so i win by default...? -RL. dear ralph, id still rather visit you over dao, even if dao lived in the nicest place in the world. cG dear biology you are straight murdering me. too much to learn about cellular respiration in one night- plus a little photosynthesis, atom structure, cell structure, bonds, pH scale... yea. i get it. you win. now fuck off. studystudystudy edogggggggggggggggy dear edoggg, ive been there and done that. if you actually make it interesting and fun when learning it, it becomes so much easier to learn. biology > organic chemistry cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear edoggggy, i wish i could do it for you, i love that shit!! - puddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear not sure who, usually i work out... walk to the spa.... see nasty fat fucks and elect to not soak. Not only were you next level sexy but you were in a tiny ass swimsuit. I caught you glancing and i suppose you caught me too. Lets do it again sometime. ABCDEFG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear edoggg, I agree with CaliG, Bio> Organic chem. Biology is wayyy easier than chemistry. It's probably your professor that is not making it interesting. The dna labs are the most fun. - seyintist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Grocery Store, I bought a package of frozen stuffed clams today, even though the sell by date expired two days ago. You might want to go look at the two packages I saw, that expired on 1/10/10 and 12/22/09. I think those might be against certain health conditions in the tri-state area. -Earl Dear Testicles, I hope this lap top isn't shooting you with any of them cancer rays. I can't handle that shit! Concerned, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new job, I don't want to start at 8AM. It interrupts sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sook, i'm definitely going to try and make it happen! i will be checking out the details tomorrow. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear_clownshoes it's been quite sometime since i last saw u, tonight felt good. RL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sey sey, agreed!...dna labs were cool. i remember the first gel electrophoresis i ran. first of many. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, Good to you see you posting again. How are things with you? IOUcan'tsleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, its good to be back....i was busy there for a minute. things are good...im studying for some entrance exam type test. how are things in l.a.?....i need to head out that way again soon, and get some good grub. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, L.A. is L.A. Shit has been static at work, but it ain't no thing. Next your down we are definitely eating some bomb food again. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sheetz employee, yes i walk in there at 2 am kinda drunk with a chick and buy a cinimon pretzel a bottle of gatorade and condoms on a decently regular basis, so why is it that every time you say oh have a good night you two, she always thinks its too akward and i end up not gettin it that night. Fuck you sheetz guy, also, dear sheetz cop, stop being a fuckin creep, yes drunk chicks walk in there and dont want to get in trouble, but there is no reason for you to abuse your power and creepily hug and put your arm around every chick that walks in, its just gross... also dont arrest me please, -tux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear wise, does sheetz still have those computer screens where you customize your order? i only went to that place a few times rolling PA or some shit and probably inebriated when there each time so this technology may have never existed there to begin with..... i find anyone suspect that is not drunk at a brightly lit convenience store @ 2am . - avoidingworkagainmuddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me the oontz and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 27, 2010 Author Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear self take notes- sometimes by doing nothing at all, people will still manage to tell you you fucked up. lesson learned: stop worrying about other people- they'll always find something to get pissy about. just worry about you. it really is an 'every man for himself' world.... overit edoggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear e its every MAN.....just make samiches k? I kid I kid! raper Dear self its funny how life tempts you................. back den hoes didn't want me Raper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milk, find out if i can take the pugs. also, this weekend if you guys are free lets play scrabble or something. <3 ssn dear idiot who pm'd me, i have no clue what the fuck you are talking about. your grammar and spelling made it that much harder to figure out your cunt of a pm. <3 ssn dear cali, i got you shook huh???! you're lucky i love sushi, esp when they're free. <3 ssn dear mc scruff fisherman face oner, hai. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear online book store who shall remain nameless, it's the third week of school and i don't have my book. i can only bullshit for so long until it's test time. fuck. yours truly, public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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