SukiSukiNow Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear everyone who came to reno, thanks for the good times. <3 ssn dear schnitzel, you are such a nice, generous, sweet, considerate, fun person. i was sad to see you go. please come back soon, i hope to visit you in australia next year. <3 ssn p.s. the pugs fell in love with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IOU, Just quit. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Job I just applied for, Seriously, hook it up, make it happen! I know I'm the best guy for that gig. I need this shit! Seriously, if I end up watching anymore Daisy of Love or Wife Swap at 1pm --I'm going to off myself like Hitler in his bunker. So seriously, hook it up! You know you loved my cover letter, that shit was pure Hallmark goodness. That shit probably had you looking in the mirror saying "Damn, I'm a good looking person!" Now think about how you can feel like that everyday when I walk in the door and say hello. You know you want to hire the sexual skills of this sexual cubicle monkey, so what are you waiting for, offer me the big money! Offer me the company car! Offer me the backpack phone that Gordon Gekko used in "Wall Street." Just do it, NOW!!! I'm not kidding, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear earl, i feel your pain. zeebs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Employer Hurry the fuck up and tell me if i am keeping my job or not, this waiting around is fucking me off and taking away time i could be using for looking for a new job closer to home! Dear Economy sort yourself out so I can find a new job quick Dear Decy Well done on not drinking and smoking weed and not having killed someone yet during this stressful time and actually being very productive drawing wise and with the daddy duties Dear Earl your the man for the job /nh Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Earl, Good luck, homie! -marco"not chosen for a promotion......again!" oner :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear decy, congratulations on the sobriety maing! z. dear new york, please give me a job that pays well and doesn't require me to take of my panties. i am smarter than your average twenty four year old, not above busting my ass over menial tasks, have a degree, have experience doing lots of different shit, am really nice and easy to get along with, won't give you any lip, and have no unsightly facial wounds or deformities. thanks, zeebs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Earl, Best of luck to my man. Stay steady. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Saturday Night, What the fuck happened? I remember shots at the bar, then old manning it on the porch with the lady when my ex showed up. Half bottle of whiskey later, I woke up alone naked in the ladies bed while she was on the floor. She doesn't know what happened either. I need to stop drinking so much. -walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Edoggg, I don't think she was talking about handsome man... I think her twin brover is some boy with a cute dog in LA. See you soon, Toooots Dear edogg, Listen to toots, she is smart. I am out here visiting my brother and going to ComicCon in San Diego. He has a vinyl toy that is being released there so I am helping him with prep stuffs. Handsome boyfriend is home home and I miss him lots. =( Ewwwe _dogg for thinking such gross thoughts. Where has your mind been? Santanarita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wirkone Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear damb, thanks homie, you havent let me down yet, i wont let you down neither(to the best of my abilities) Dear LNOK, we will rock hard, hard like rdub. paint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Danny, I have failed once again to be there for your birthday. Since it will be your 21st, you will probably be celebrating it involving spirits and whatnot, and I cannot do that yet. I promise to make it up somehow when I travel back to hell aye with a nice picnic. -seylocc Dear 19, 11 more days -ms.seyer Dear certain someone, I'm worried about you. Go ahead and laugh it up. I still care though. -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ms.(paint)seyer, Did I notice a hint at a birthday coming up? Who knows, maybe you'll get a birthday thread... most likely not from me but since I mentioned it I'm sure someone will. Have an awesome day. -walk-a-thon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear inside conversationalists, keep it to pm's, nobody gives a fuck... -channel zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, thanks for the great weekend.....ive got lots of stories to tell. dear schnitzel, it was cool meeting you man..hopefully you can find me a fat australian girl to smash if im ever out there visiting. dear saturday, thanks for the sunburn on the chest and stomach from the river in reno. dear sunday, thanks for the sunburn on the back from the swimming pool. dear monday, thanks for the sunburn on the face and shoulders. dear sunburn pain, go away! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, It seems you are doing it wrong. IOU 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz, I am moving out of the graveyard shift. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. I am going to be able now to sleep at normal hours and be awake for them too. Maybe that will affect my lightweight possibly delirious presence here. If so I enjoyed it/getting to know you fine folk through the web. You are an interesting lot. If I still slack off at work during the day time and am on here for the majority of my shift I hope my posts begin to make more sense. <3- B. fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TootsieRoller Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Edoggg, Last night was a total failure (for me).. why can't things just work! You & Other are definite winners though. I guess I'll have to make up for it. What do ya say? Frustratedfortherestoftheday, Toots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Heidi Bub, You are a sad sad person. What you did to your REAL family is the most pathetic display of humanity that I have ever seen. If I ever see you face to face, I swear to God as my witness you will regret it. People like you are the reason I have such a love/hate relationship with America. You should be ashamed of the fat hillbilly piece of shit you grew to be and I hope you fall face first through a pane glass window 34 stories off the ground. Your enemy, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Dear _________ thread readers, For those of you who don't know who Heidi Bub is, I recommend watching this movie: Yup, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz, Cancer strikes again. My woman just found out that her uncle has cancer and is in intensive care. She's fairly close to him, so she is struggling with it... Blah.. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted July 22, 2009 Author Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear toots last night was not a faliure!! it was %100 win. many spots, good work, and even in early so grumpy mcgrumperson didnt get grumpy. i call that success. but im ready to go out again anytime. livinthedreamofbroke edoggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, you are welcome any time. <3 ssn dear IOU, at least she has you to lean on. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IOU, Sorry to hear that sir. Good thing she has you to take her out for comfort food and ball games. Wish you the best- B. fish Dear hates bad humans earl, I am now curious about this woman you speak of. I am going to watch the movie posted with my sister on our coffee thursdays. Your fellow hater of bad humans- B. fish Ps. Good luck with that job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SSN and B-fish, Thanks. I feel completely useless, but yeah being there is all you can do really. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear C walk-a-thon, You are correct sir. Thanks for the early greeting. -ms(paint). seyer Dear B.fish, Congrats on leaving the graveyard shift. Enjoy your nights with sleep and your days at work with sunlight. -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, sorry to hear about your lady's uncle. :( dear bfish, congrats on normal hours. dear suki, im bringing paint next time. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear DJ Gig, Don't go shitty tonight and somehow go longer than you should. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenwings Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Kfc, You gotta give me more hours...i cant live on these paychecks.. -Wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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