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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear suki,

 

6 lbs?!....thats awesome!!...good job!....and i noticed you are taking a protein supplement now....thats great, because when we talked about that before, i was concerned that you werent getting nearly as much protein as you needed.

 

yeah, ive lost about 4 or 5 more pounds since you saw me last, but i still have a ways to go!

 

keep up the good work,

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear 12oz

 

I'm a noob. I don't understand internet forum patois etc. Make fun of me some more to boost your own lacking self esteem 'IRL' (see, there's an acronym, maybe i can be one of the cool kids now). You may act superior on here, but from what I can tell by reading many of the threads, 80% of you are losers with drug problems and baby mommas who weren't able to finish high school. Unlucky.

 

Yours

H

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dear suki,

 

throw some cheese on that salad!

 

and....some egg too.....eggs are the best type of protein...they are a "complete protein"...high in all amino acids, so there are few limiting amino acids!

 

proud of ya though!

 

have fun on vacation!!...take lots of pictures of the korean girls out there for me! :)

 

cG

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Dear Caligula,

I hope you are wrong about hoops instead of rings.

Now i'm considering switching.

 

 

dear took,

 

unfortunately, it kept bumping against my teeth and was super annoying...i wouldve stayed down there longer if it wasnt for this....but because of this, i had to change up my technique, which just ended up getting my jaw really tired...which was another reason i stopped early.

 

cG

 

dear toiletseat,

if by pancakes you mean your mothers sweet sweet ass.then no.

 

 

dear took,

 

lol!!

 

 

cG

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Dear vacation,

You came about unexpected...I am unprepared.

Please be good to me.

I would like to go to Del norte and see

my mother's home town, the hot springs,

and arrive in CO safely to visit comfortably

with (super) extended family.

Be kind- B. fish

 

Dear 12oz pen pals,

This unexpected leave I am taking means

my desired date to send your packages will be postponed.

Sorry times ten. I have been busy collecting and

doodling for all of you though and will continue to do so

while on my 2 day drive.

sincerely- B. fish

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear banana peppers,

i hate you. why the fuck were you on the pizza i ate last night?? how did you get there? was i too drunk to notice? yes. was i too drunk to care? yes. this is somehow still your fault.

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Dear guy getting blowjob on the street last night,

 

i am truely sorry for ruining your blowjob , i was just catching tags and thought you were moving around wierd while you were pissing. i seriously didnt see the chick on her knees against the wall in front of you. i was drunk and dont remember what i yelled at you but it seemed to piss her off,enough to stop sucking your dick and yell at me. she didnt look like a hooker,which means she might have been ur girlfriend or just a whore from the bar, which makes me feel worse cause you were having a goodtime and i killed it. once again im truely sorry.

 

p.s. why didnt you bring her to the bathroom or a car? that street wasnt even dark

 

-the trogg slayer-

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dear santana/toots

 

we can get coffee/destroy the streets anytime- im back from portland. we did good. call me.

toots i hope youre having fun!!! seattle misses you and so do i. see you soon!!

 

homesweethome

edogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Dear casinos/nevada.

You do not have a fan in me.

No siryeeee.

The only plus about you is while thee

"ol' farts" go and gamble I can peacefully

read my book and smoke a cigarette.

3 half lits in my pack- B. fish

 

Dear awesome at searching the oontz members,

I've been trying to find the denver thread

that someone posted here awhile ago so

I can find things to do while I am there...but no

luck. Possibly could one of you genuis searches help?

Pm? I'll return the favor in some platonic way...with

cigarettes or candy...

thank you- B. fish

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