KGP

how about logging out on a mac?

big ups to nothing ever going my way. fuck life

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki and cali, i missed you. love, knee grow please

this...

no wonder you guys were up at 6 am

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear banana peppers, i hate you. why the fuck were you on the pizza i ate last night?? how did you get there? was i too drunk to notice? yes. was i too drunk to care? yes. this is somehow still your fault.

ask if she is gonna get around to the dishes at all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Tclina3fQ

mountain clit

whatever you do DO NOT USE MINT DENTAL FLOSS to stitch yourself

orly?? niggas know i got cosigners

i can't believe i got no props for this

my youngest brother is 8. he is the most ignorant piece of shit on the planet. he's had his own cell phone since he was 3 and is notorious for calling me, hanging up, and when i call him back he says "i didn't call you. you called me. i don't have time for this." and hangs up again. he's the fucking best