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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear employer

 

don't fucking fire me tomorrow. I need this job and you know im a damn hard worker and one of the most productive people there. The doctors have sorted my migraines out so those won't be an issue, so don't be silly keep decy in a job because I really don't wanna find a new one.

 

fingers crossed for tomorrow

 

decy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear anyone,

 

can you please go on ebay and find me a copy of the first and only issue of platinum entrepreneur, camron's extremely short-lived endeavor into the world of magazine publishing?

cam-mag.jpg

i'd be willing to bet my diplomats t-shirt that there's some lulz to be had up in there.

thanks, preesh.

 

xx

zebra

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Dear ComicCon;

Holy shit there are a lot of nerds here. And girls with bad looks in terrible outfits.

On the other hand, you have Tony Millionaire comic strips and I like that. Live painting tonight and selling merch. This has been an excellent trip for business contacts and networking.

Thanks SD.

 

Dear 6 Flags,

See you Monday.

 

Dear Seattle,

I miss you, see you soon.

 

Santanalinas

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dear portland,

 

i miss you and i cant wait to get back to you. im over the home town and almost everyone who is still rotting here.

 

and on another note,

 

deal nicolas cage,

you do the worst southern accent ever! and the cheesy lines you say in CON AIR dont help.

please go back to making stuff with the coen brothers (raising arizona)

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Dear cali and sey sey,

Thank you! I shall not take my sleeping nights and waking days

for granted.

About to hit the hay- B. fish

 

Dear tetnis shot (sp),

A: "Where would you like the shot?"

B: "Oh whatevers convenient for you."

A: "Your shoulders going to be sore for a couple of days."

B: "Oh in that case...do the left...I dont use my left arm."

I was wrong. I use that piece. And my arm is in pain.

Not terrible pain. But pain.

ambidextrous-B. fish

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dear c-walk,

 

sleep bad?

 

cG

 

Dear Cali,

 

No, I was at a slip n' slide party minding my own when I got my feet taken out from under me, did a full flip and landed all my weight on my shoulder while simultaneously faceplanting. Not enough whiskey at the party to make the pain go away. Shit sucks.

 

-swollenoner

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Dear Edogg and Toots,

I would be honored to have our birthday party at the casa de mi.

When? When? When?

Decide on a date and we can start sending out invites.

I am super excited about this!

This is going to be win, win, win!

 

I am flying back tomorrow morning. Wednesday skate date maybe?

 

Lubs,

Santanarita chiquita banana mild

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear ladies

 

any day works for me- except this friday/saturday i'll be at a cabin. im excited for our birthday party!! we should cook and smoke questionable plants but NOT the one in santanas living room. excited for skatedate too. we have a lot of work to do...

 

edogggggggggggy

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