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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear knee grow,

 

missed you too /no homo

 

dear took,

 

a think thats better for your lovers teeth.

...unless you think that nothing says i love you better than chipped teeth.

 

dear last two girls that i danced with at the club,

 

please go buy some mouth wash, or gum or something,

 

how can we get close and dance if your breath smells like rotting carcass?

 

 

cG

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Dear Seyer,

I hope you can get packages soon, seeing as you were the only female that sent a package and i got geaked buying things i hoped youd like. ...

im still working on trying to not make a few of the guys packages less gay and more man like. so far fail.

ttt

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Also,

Dear whiny annoying ghetto girl in parking lot. Yes i'm sure bicycling is HILARIOUS to you judging by the circumference of your thighs. In the event that I ever get a car, I know who to call if I ever need a push. and that tattoo really? a cross? just because you spend a vast majority of your freetime in the missionary position does NOT make you religious.

Thanks,

Ms. Takethetake

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Dear honorable Judge,

 

Would you please issue a ruling in my case? Checking my email every hour is getting kind of old at this point.

 

Dear Instructor at my working retraining program, you know nothing of which you teach. I hope sending full grown men and women who are trying to better themselves out into the workforce with no skills comes back to bite you in the end.

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Dear 12-

I have been gone for the last few months. I had a baby, broke up with the mama, and am now dating a married woman... I Landed a design deal doing skateboards for a major company. i have been racking. I also showed up at the hospital dead and had to get my blood defused. This is the first time i have been drunk since.

 

Who noticed i was gone?

 

 

 

deeeeezzz motha fucking nuts

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Dear all the shit thats been on my mind,

 

I think im going to start tackling you all tonight.

one by one ill either punch, talk shit, break hearts and hurt feelings and or abuse substances my way through this nonsense.

im hiiiiiiiigh, listenin to mother fuckin Crazy Kanye West and feelin like airin some shit out.

 

- Please Pizzy Don't Hurt 'Em

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Dear Manute Bol

::looks around confused::

i'm assuming by dsls you mean dick sucking lips

i guess confusion only persists because, like earl said, i'm a chick and therefore slightly out of your usual ''dsl'' range. as in i dont have a penis. as in, i cant offer your brown eye anything nor would i want to. i especially know how you like to offer hand jobs for props(as seen in your post about how you got all yer ticktacs and if you get any more you offer handjobs).

no the words latent homosexual will not cross my dsls.

yer secrets safe with me bro.

oh and whatttup.

enuf talkytalky i got the yanks and sox to prep for.

best wishes,

Tookthetime

p.s. why the screen name for some tall ninja?are you 7'7 or was ur mother part of some special tribe that gets to name her son special blessing??

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Dear Cali,

Well I guess the fun will continue till

your birthday passes!

Happy Birthday in advance if I don't get the chance to greet you

on that specific day. :)

-seyerzilla

 

Dear Calico,

I noticed there had been no posts from you for a while,

and that you have not been on aim for half a year.

Welcome back though!

-MS.S

 

Dear Ms.thetimetook,

Monday is cool with me, I excited to see it!

Oh and your last post made me laugh and made my day! haha

-Senorita Seyer

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear seyer,

 

thanks.

 

dear kgp,

 

youre welcome.

 

 

dear girl who i went down on last night,

 

apparently you werent completely done with your period.

i woke up this morning and realized i had blood on my clothes and fingers.

now that i think about it, your pussy did taste a little bit off last night.

 

cali-grossedout-gula

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