CALIgula Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear IOU & Theo, thanks for kicking it with me when i was in l.a. dear boat n hoes, thanks for kicking it with me when i was in san diego. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, It was good hanging out with again.. Hopefully I get up north fairly soon. IOU Dear Cops and court folks, Thanks for being a complete ass monkeys and sending me to the wrong courthouse. Nothing like wasting a day in all the wrong lines and then finding out you can't pay by credit card.. Even though it says to do that on the notice they sent me. And you can't forget the clerk giving me the wrong number to the other courthouse. Glad I read through everything to get the right one. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IOU, sorry to hear about the court situation. next time im in l.a., more chicken, waffles, and rugelaches! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, Thanks man.. Next time you're out here we are going to do Dim Sum, but proper.. Or even better Korean BBQ.. There is a spot out here in the Valley that is top notch.. I'm going to take an extension on my fine.. Having some extra money next week is more important than paying that shit off right now. IOUtain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, im down for the dim sum....chinatown in sf has all you can eat dim sum spots...got any out there? by the way, i went back to that deli and bought a pound of rugelaches! but i ate most of them in the last couple days :( cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, We got the all you can spots, but there is a good one in Monterey Park. Damn good food and on the cheap. Why more spots can't be like that is beyond me.. The Korean BBQ is the real deal as well.. I need to go back get some of those rugelaches.. Don't be gettin' high on your own supply fool. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo chinatown in sf has all you can eat dim sum spots. dear caligula, i need to know now! where are these heavenly sounding places? getting the next flight ! Thanks mang! Schni "luvmahdimsum"Tzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear scnitz, they're everywhere faggot... jk i don't know if you're gay. but they do exist. i've been.... but my fav are the 30 dollar all you can eat sushi spots.. -14 kilos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear god, thank you for letting me be mentioned in the black hipster thread only twice. p.s Army with harmony Dave drop a load on 'em OPP, how can I explain it I'll take you frame by frame it To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple The last P...well...that's not that simple It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten It's five little letters that are missin' here You get on occassion at the other party As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin' Bust it You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary) It's OPP, time other people's what you get it There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it But if you don't, here's your membership Chorus: You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (Every last homie) You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (All the homies) As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted The first two letters are the same but the last is something different It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me exactly Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care 'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do' Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts You're now down with a discount Chorus: You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (Every last lady) You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (All the ladies) This girl ah tried to OPP me I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's that Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling 'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave" She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please" You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart 'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth That's rule number one in this OPP establishment You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with Him or her for sure is going to admit it When OPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it Chorus: You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (This whole party) You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X Who's down with OPP (This whole party) Break it down! sincerely elis six Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IOU, i killed the last 3 rugelaches this morning :( Dear schnitzel, you didnt have any all you can eat dim sum in chinatown when you were in frisco???...there are a couple places with all you can eat dim sum for really really cheap...fly back here, and we'll go! Dear T14K, didnt you make a new screenname? oh, and yeah...i found a dope all you can eat sushi spot...food is pretty fresh too! cG p.s. schnitzel, your name sounds delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear drunken me, when the fuck did i eat something with lettuce.... and why is it all over my desk keyboard and moniter. sincerely robotron the planet destroyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz homies, Is my name Green yet? -Marco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear marco..., naw not yet. p.s the wait is fuckin killin me. i have had to take the most massive leak for the past 15 minutes but all i can do is hit the refresh button every 10 seconds. sincerely doing the uber peepee dance oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Moo-gull, I'm green nao! Maybe you are next?! -Marco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear marco, vip is like having sex with 5 very large korean girls at the same time in a hot tub on an greyhound bus sincerely bright ass screen name oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear who ever, spam this email...... jaunloopass2121@yahoo.com no need to come in here and bump old thread. thanks. Yours Truly, *M4T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear bay area weather, I really appreciate you being always nice and sunny these days, but come on, us fog city residents were not made to be comfortable with such sloppy and sweaty conditions. It's fall already for crissakes, cool down a bit por favor, and we will be friends again. -MSizzle Dear best friend/travel buddy/client, Girly, lately you've been getting on my nerves like crazy. I don't know what's up with you but you've grown into a conceited, numb nut of a whore. I tried to stop you from cheating on your boyfriend, but you didn't listen to me, and proceeded to sleep with a guy that you barely knew. I'm no prude, but as a close friend, you just lost a good chunk of my respect. I listen to your problems because I care, and I give you advice because you ask for it, and I tell you what I think is right. You never listen to me, and I always end up telling you "I told you so." I'm starting to doubt traveling to NY with you, since you will only be a kill joy to my experience. You can't just call me and give me an attitude over the phone, so I turned my phone off just for this evening so you would get the point. I hope you realize you need to make better choices in life, and you better shape up or ship out, oh and don't ruin this trip or else I'm gonna be trippin big time. -M.S.S. Dear oontzers, How you guys been lately? I haven't been lurking around here as much as I used to. Tell me whats uuuuup!! :lol: -Missus motha fuckin seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Ms. Seyer, Please bring your friend with loose morals to NYC and hit me up when you get here. I'll keep her occupied for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear oontz, some bitch owes me money. said bitch avoids me like the plague, and then when i text her asking if she's going to send me the loot or if i'm going to have to come find her, says "come find me, let's break some teeth." so i'm like, alllllllllrighty, i'll see ya real soon. then said bitch's mother sends me an email saying she'll pay me and calling me a "sad, selfish, desperate excuse of a human being." do i: a) insult the mother back for emailing someone thirty years her junior and calling her names? b) let her know that her daughter is not only a fat brat but also a coke-sniffing dickmonger? c) kick the bitch's ass anyway? d) email the HR department at her mother's job and let them know that she is handling personal business on the work addy? or, e) all of the above? your opinion in the above matter is greatly appreciated. thanks! zee. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear zebra, All the above.... then do this after......... BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo er, hand it civilly. get your money. then respond any which way you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo oh obvi i'm waiting til after that check from homegirl's mom clears...mama didn't raise no fool civility at this point is being thrown to the wayside though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo oh yeah get money then do whatever you like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear whore I'm slightly interested in, Wake the fuck up and smell the roses. Most dudes don't have the time. I do. Mag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tragicjonson Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ch0, i got released early from jail. whats new? -gabe1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo zebra, id say you should shop some pics of her and her moms then print them out and hang up posters in places, seemed like a funny idea before i posted it, now not so much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear zeebz, aquire that currency and disregard that female. Serve the revenge cold later on, when she least expects it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear zeebs, dont fuck with moms job, but i support any other and all action you take otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear oontz, some bitch owes me money. said bitch avoids me like the plague, and then when i text her asking if she's going to send me the loot or if i'm going to have to come find her, says "come find me, let's break some teeth." so i'm like, alllllllllrighty, i'll see ya real soon. then said bitch's mother sends me an email saying she'll pay me and calling me a "sad, selfish, desperate excuse of a human being." do i: a) insult the mother back for emailing someone thirty years her junior and calling her names? b) let her know that her daughter is not only a fat brat but also a coke-sniffing dickmonger? c) kick the bitch's ass anyway? d) email the HR department at her mother's job and let them know that she is handling personal business on the work addy? or, e) all of the above? your opinion in the above matter is greatly appreciated. thanks! zee. Just collect your funds and peace out on this broad. Tell all your mutual freinds about how her mommy had to email you to pay her dept after she just got done saying you're beat and she wants to fight you. Stop hanging around coke whores. Maybe break teeth for popping off, if you happen to bump into her out and about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Zebradrips, I really love this ligerbeat website. I've been keeping up with it for the past....month or two now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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