Tails0nE Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 Muh pp totally touched the toilet water now I feel hella gross.... 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 (edited) Got me questioning It's easier to fool someone than it is to convince someone they have been fooled. Edited May 10 by xen 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 6 minutes ago, xen said: Got me questioning Your whole life spent on the interwebs. RIP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 the consumer's largesse is wholly my fault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 35 minutes ago, MOOGLE? said: i gotta glock in muh rari.. Who are you listening too now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 (edited) 9 minutes ago, cancelculttourist said: Your whole life spent on the interwebs. RIP. Got me questioning. I've known about aninternet character called DRUNKENASSHOLEONER cumulatively for more years than I knew my dad. Edited May 10 by xen 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 4 hours ago, ndv said: Who are you listening too now? From autumn to ashes... My ex sent me this though and the file title is kinda funny in a weird way 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 I have a Karol Baskins in my life, trying to figure out how to beat her. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 9 hours ago, MOOGLE? said: From autumn to ashes... My ex sent me this though and the file title is kinda funny in a weird way That's wassup, I figuered you were listening to hip hop. Rarri is slang for Ferarri 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 Thanks for keeping us current with the lingo @ndv I don't want young brocc la rock thinking I'm not cool. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 4 hours ago, ndv said: That's wassup, I figuered you were listening to hip hop. Rarri is slang for Ferarri @MOOGLE?Listening to hip hop? Yeah I’m sure he knows all the classics word for word, but pretty sure he is into some ultra electronica anime kawaii music or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 There is something wrong with me. How'd you know? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 On 5/10/2024 at 3:08 PM, LUGR said: @MOOGLE?Listening to hip hop? Yeah I’m sure he knows all the classics word for word, but pretty sure he is into some ultra electronica anime kawaii music or something. not really ...im a pretty big fan of funk/soul anime shit but the uwu kawaii moe stuff isn't something i get into cause the community has always been weird as fuck. 90's tech step dnb and true techno is popular this year though , and gen z is discovering granular synthesis and making a genre called petalcore with fl studio's legacy plug-ins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Why do cooking instruction call for using your hands to wash rice in a bowl of water? Like somehow since it is rice in cold water we should forget about the invention of the utensils generally associated with cooking such as the spoon and rice paddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 On 5/10/2024 at 12:46 PM, ndv said: I have a Karol Baskins in my life, trying to figure out how to beat her. I won this round but the battle isn't over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 On 5/12/2024 at 9:41 PM, morton said: Why do cooking instruction call for using your hands to wash rice in a bowl of water? Like somehow since it is rice in cold water we should forget about the invention of the utensils generally associated with cooking such as the spoon and rice paddle? like every single cooking receipe begins... "it was the best of times it was the worst of times... as giuseppe looked at the rebel star fleet in ruins... something something... patagonia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 I can hear the woods breathing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Poor interaction with the cable provider. I might just end up chilling on it and saying fuck it. But... in my head right now, I'd like to look up who the president of the company is and get their business address. Then I'd buy a blank invitation card that says 'You're Invited' on the outside, with the note inside reading '...to Suck My Dick" and then mail it to him. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 WAXING GIBBOUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 was it ever acceptable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 Houston we have a problem. It's gonna be a while before we get power restored. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 (edited) Bruh this is why we don't bring you with us to Walmart after work...you don't grasp the regular customer to cashier woman dynamics. You can't be saying out of pocket shit about your tinder hookups and expect not to get roasted by the 21 year old shy hmong girl that finally warmed up to us..don't be salty bruh..it's not our fault you didn't know hmong women are ruthless Edited May 17 by MOOGLE? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 In a war there are many moments for compassion and tender action. There are many moments for ruthless action - what is often called ruthless - what may in many circumstances be only clarity, seeing clearly what there is to be done and doing it, directly, quickly, awake, looking at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery but that doesn't mean one has to feel flattered by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Totally think this dish pit lady wants to fuck.. Ecuadorian chick, nice ass but straight butterface.. my other coworker definitely wants to fuck but she's already smashed like 4 people here.. especially with my ex still working here, even tho she says she hates me yet is always the first one to view my stories on ig, I am NOT trying to deal with the mess that comes with that especially with shorty who's already been ran through let alone be another notch on her belt.. temptation is a mother fucker.. Focus my man, focus... you got this my dude.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 2 hours ago, Tails0nE said: Totally think this dish pit lady wants to fuck.. Ecuadorian chick, nice ass but straight butterface.. my other coworker definitely wants to fuck but she's already smashed like 4 people here.. especially with my ex still working here, even tho she says she hates me yet is always the first one to view my stories on ig, I am NOT trying to deal with the mess that comes with that especially with shorty who's already been ran through let alone be another notch on her belt.. temptation is a mother fucker.. Focus my man, focus... you got this my dude.. I bet all the chicks you talk to want to fuck after hearing that buttery ass voice of yours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 4 minutes ago, LUGR said: I bet all the chicks you talk to want to fuck after hearing that buttery ass voice of yours. Lol it has worked in my favor before I'll admit.. but nah I can't get into all that messy shit.. shorty that smashed the coworkers just smashed some dude a couple weeks ago who has a girl, she found out, and broke up with dude so now everyone especially my ex is labeling her as a homewrecker.. granted this broad "hates me" but I am not trying to get involved with any of that fucking mess at all and make her hate me even more.. Besides I have an apartment lined up I'm trying to deposit this move in fee for so fuck all that noise.. gotta focus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 2 hours ago, Tails0nE said: Lol it has worked in my favor before I'll admit.. but nah I can't get into all that messy shit.. shorty that smashed the coworkers just smashed some dude a couple weeks ago who has a girl, she found out, and broke up with dude so now everyone especially my ex is labeling her as a homewrecker.. granted this broad "hates me" but I am not trying to get involved with any of that fucking mess at all and make her hate me even more.. Besides I have an apartment lined up I'm trying to deposit this move in fee for so fuck all that noise.. gotta focus... Some of these dorks out there thrive on chaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 @LUGR yeaaaaah bro I am not bout it, bout it.. Shout out master p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Do motherfuckers even do fancy multi step hand shakes anymore? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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