One Man Banned Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 I heard some ladies have made February 13th "Galentines Day." I want to assume in fairness to gender equality that for the dudes February 13th will be known as Bros B4 Hoes Day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 I don't have pet hates. Hate IS my pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Referring to a key-hole saw as a " pee hole" saw is a great way to make a coworker or gc wince. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Goin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Had a half chocolate 🍫 bar of shrooms last night. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 When things are quiet the sound of a closing mouse trap provides a certain sense of satisfaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 telling me to keep my mind on ‘right now’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Wait a minute... so let me get this straight... I'm out almost $5,000 over the past week in money I've invested.... because some Chinese nigga ate a bat or snake or some shit?! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 49 minutes ago, CALIgula said: Wait a minute... so let me get this straight... I'm out almost $5,000 over the past week in money I've invested.... because some Chinese nigga ate a bat or snake or some shit?! Probably accurate, yep. You can also add to that because the Chinese Communist Party fucked the response up as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 medical howler monkeys are a thing in sydney.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 When someone goes to fist bump you put your hand under theirs like theyre gonna drop something in your hand 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 just cut a fart that sounded like an angry wookie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOXCUTTERJACK Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Anyone ever piss next to the toilet water at night so that shits quite? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 ^^ the piss suppressor • wad up toilet paper • throw wad in toilet • pee on wad • no splash no sound Word!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 legit life hack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moe Szyslak Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 On 2/27/2020 at 10:43 AM, where said: When someone goes to fist bump you put your hand under theirs like theyre gonna drop something in your hand Or you could high five thier fist and say "turkey!". You kind of have to physically do it to get it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 On 2/29/2020 at 7:24 PM, ndv said: ^^ the piss suppressor • wad up toilet paper • throw wad in toilet • pee on wad • no splash no sound Word!! That's also the brown crayon containment shield. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 On 2/29/2020 at 6:40 PM, BOXCUTTERJACK said: Anyone ever piss next to the toilet water at night so that shits quite? Piss next to the toilet water always because it creates the least amount of floating piss micro droplets in the air. I always chuckle to myself when you can hear people pissing right into the water. You're the reason the toilet has to be cleaned more often when you do that.... because you're splashing dookie and piss water all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Dirty_habiT said: Piss next to the toilet water always because it creates the least amount of floating piss micro droplets in the air. I always chuckle to myself when you can hear people pissing right into the water. You're the reason the toilet has to be cleaned more often when you do that.... because you're splashing dookie and piss water all over the place. Sounds to me like you're comparing shit covered apples to shit covered oranges. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 (edited) Fuck joe Biden and this unseasoned flavorless chicken I had for dinner. Here’s a picture of one of my favorite animals.... Edited March 4, 2020 by NightmareOnElmStreet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 I just counted all the times I have moved in my life. 22 22 fucking moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Tulsi Gabbard for president. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Had a feeling these coronavirus fools might interfere w/ my graffindanz. Wanted to get some gloves while at the hardware store so I won't be red handed and fools bought up almost all the gloves smh. Saw they also bought up all the face masks and coveralls too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 That spot you licked your finger to scrape is still there and will reappear when it dries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Why did autocorrect just switch anti-rust to anti-gay? Wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Mind control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon sandleshit Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 i miss the hella sikk tattz thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 It’s my mothers birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 super moon is happening now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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