Hua Guofang Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Why does my commuter smell like hotdog water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 How do the Dino in Jurassic park 1 look better than the Dino in Jurassic park 3? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEzeRKer Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 4 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: How do the Dino in Jurassic park 1 look better than the Dino in Jurassic park 3? Cause anamatronics always beat cgi....look at the old Star Wars movies vs episode 1 even the new cgi looks like shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEzeRKer Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Legendary trendsetting....where is this man now? On 6/6/2004 at 11:12 AM, BUCK FUSH said: sluts!!!!!!! all of them are sluts On 11/2/2019 at 10:48 PM, LUGR said: Looks like@BUCK FUSHhad the right idea on the first page of thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 (edited) On 11/5/2019 at 10:34 PM, Hua Guofang said: Why does my commuter smell like hotdog water? For those following the story, I found out why my commuter mobile smelled like fucking hotdog water. Last Friday I'd stopped in at the shops to grab some beers on the way home from work and saw the local specialty butcher selling some wagyu hamburger patties. I bought a couple of them, some sausages and some cordon bleu. I put the beer on the passenger seat and chucked the meat in the back. When I got home, I grabbed the beers and bounced in to the see the wife and the little girl. Gaddamnit, fucking wagyu! . Edited November 9, 2019 by Hua Guofang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 @Hua GuofangThat story hurts me deeply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEzeRKer Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 NOT THE WAGYU PATTIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 When I go into the work dunny to lay cable I always hold my gas until the moment I walk in the cubicle and then I deploy with urgency. if gotta breathe ass, it might as be my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 ^ I try to play on home court as often as humanly possible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I typically shit between 6 and 7 am. Which is a problem because I leave for work about 615, frequently causing the train to arrive at the station , as it were, with only a port-a-john option. As winter sets in, I'm reminded how much I fucking hate starting the day with blue water splashing up to my balls and taint after I drop a brick. Sweet dreams... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I'm a 10am kinda guy, I don't get to choose the ground upon which I fight. Fortunately the retard dunny's (the one with the wheelchair signs) are immaculately clean here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Fist 666 said: As winter sets in, I'm reminded how much I fucking hate starting the day with blue water splashing up to my balls and taint after I drop a brick. Sweet dreams... You need to use the limited resources on hand and build an island landing strip in that deep blue sea of nastiness. Edited November 11, 2019 by LUGR 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEzeRKer Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 yeah i never shit in moving vehicles.... i dunno....the one time i almost did was on a greyhound to LA. i went to open the door as we hit a pot hole and a wave flew from the toilet right as i slammed the door shut and at the same tie as i audibly yelled "NOPE" you could hear the swash of blue poop water hit the wall and floor of the bathroom. planes get the same pass, i know soul plane was a satire movie but im not getting my ass sucked out a plane.... at least not by a toilet.....i gotta be damn near shitting myself to sucomb and shit in a public restroom..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Don't think I've ever dumped in a port a potty and don't think I ever will- I'd find a patch of woods and free range shit before that happened. Def no rest stop toilets. either/ Also always dump before a long plane/train ride. Overall I don't use public restrooms except for tagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 @LUGRI nest when I'm able, but sometimes there's not enough tp to wipe, let alone nest. @One Man BannedI used to be like you. Absolutely hated public toilets. Didn't shit on one From like 4th grade until I was 22 in an emergency... then army life changed me. Now I can do ANYTHING in a John. I've told my wife that the difference between a woman with a high sex drive and a normal mans sex drive can be differentiated by a port-a-john with turds mounded to the seat. Get deployed-- the only privacy you have is those shitboxes and you'll find yourself laying loads of baby batter all over some real hearty mre logs. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 aww jesus the mid deployment jack off image was not something I needed today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 15 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Don't think I've ever dumped in a port a potty and don't think I ever will- I'd find a patch of woods and free range shit before that happened. Def no rest stop toilets. either/ Also always dump before a long plane/train ride. Overall I don't use public restrooms except for tagging. Ol’ Soft ass niggas. I can’t even count the number of times I done hada take a shit in a porta John over the years. In construction ya ain’t got no damn choice. Either that or worse, a 5 gallon bucket with a plastic bag lined over the top....A lot of homeowners are dicks and won’t let you use their bathrooms. You can hope one of the higher ups rents a big blue shitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEzeRKer Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 i mean ill steat shit before a porto, mostely cause the portopottys in sf are locked or full of heroin addicts lol] i won one of those honeybucket selfie challenges a couple years back....not the $1000or a portopotty one but a smaller contest hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Free range shitting is what's up if I can't play on home court. I just have a discerning butthole and my mind/body are on the same page, like won't send out a signal until the proper time/location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Is there ever a good time to get sick, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 On 11/11/2019 at 2:54 AM, MEzeRKer said: i know soul plane was a satire movie Documentary Surprised how often shitting doesn’t come up in conversations/dating profiles as a favorite thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 They say some of new England’s supposed to be able to see the northern lights tonight. Fuck nasa or whoever the fuck decided that was a good idea to announce on a shitty night full of clouds and rainstorms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 2 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: They say some of new England’s supposed to be able to see the northern lights tonight. Fuck nasa or whoever the fuck decided that was a good idea to announce on a shitty night full of clouds and rainstorms. For real, damn near every celestial event in the past 2-3 years has been overcast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_ONE Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 French kissing is like a horror movie without the killing. Especially when you're young, dumb and full of... I used to watch Charmed with the sound off. I've grown up since a couple years ago. /stillwatching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Charmed is my moms favorite show. And it’s terriblez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Working for yourself is always better than working for others. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Usually take a poop break when out running errands. Grocery store is usually a good option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_ONE Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Diamonds are dumb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 What if Amazon has (instead of secret shoppers) secret boosters and these are the fools delivering AND stealing back your amazon purchase so Amazon could sell it again? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Pierced nipples taste like keys. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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