NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Fully expected to see a significant rise in “only fans” or “patreon” accounts among all broke solid looking bartender chicks but I haven’t. Instead its a whole lot of “tip your bartender” in this go fund me Venmo acct. Maaaaannnnnn. Stop actin so above showin a titty or two. These broads are dumb. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Trump gave 2.2T to his buddies to give to you... 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 18 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: . Maaaaannnnnn. Stop actin so above showin a titty or two. These broads are dumb. Wasnt above it Unfortunately I ran a charity /exchange program Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 5 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: Wasnt above it Unfortunately I ran a charity /exchange program I hear you dawg.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 fuck you black jellybean and your licorice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Fuck this virus 🦠 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Corned beef is really just beef that's been corned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 during this pandemic big butt IG girls should post under #fattenthecurve 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 When i see these weight loss commercials for women, am i the only one that thinks the before pictures look better than the after pictures? Like damn girl, you lost your booty, boobs, and tummy... now you look scrawny af! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 I need something bouncy in my life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 57 minutes ago, Steel Schnauzer said: I need something bouncy in my life same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said: same 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 9/10 would promise to quarantine with all night, but it would be over in about 22 and a half pumps (roughly 47 seconds). 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 On 4/7/2020 at 2:01 PM, One Man Banned said: fuck you black jellybean and your licorice You wildin. Chill. Black licorice forever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 On 4/11/2020 at 5:16 PM, Steel Schnauzer said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 If we all gon catch the rona can we please get it tf over with. I just wanna sit down at a bar. Alone. Me and a nice cold one. Fuck, me...... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 5 hours ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: If we all gon catch the rona can we please get it tf over with. I just wanna sit down at a bar. Alone. Me and a nice cold one. Fuck, me...... Is everything ok at home? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Had to get a test for proper mask fitting today, standard shit, but someone i know did one of those “What are you..” things on Instagram. I thought, “lets see if this works with my mask on.. if not, then it’s surely facial recognition software.” Guess what. Didnt work.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Wondering how the internet (people) will react if a video surfaces of a $1200.00 check burns in effigy. ...🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 I volunteer as tribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 I would like a shot of whiskey, please 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 I just want to sit in the pub, maybe in a beer garden or maybe just in the public bar and have a nice pint. listen to the general hubbub you know the horseracing on the telly, maybe some footy on the other. Snippets of conversation and generally being around other people getting drunk. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I’ve met, in person, 16 muther fuckers strictly by means of 12 oz. only 3 were locals. The rest-Channel Zero heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 30 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said: I’ve met, in person, 16 muther fuckers strictly by means of 12 oz. only 3 were locals. The rest-Channel Zero heads. I still don't know why we didn't meet up for lunch or something when i was out in Vegas a few years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, CALIgula said: I still don't know why we didn't meet up for lunch or something when i was out in Vegas a few years ago. Was I even in Vegas at that point? I think I was close to moving and that was all I was focused on. I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said: Was I even in Vegas at that point? I think I was close to moving and that was all I was focused on. I think. Yeah you were. From what i remember, our schedules didn't line up...i had plans doing touristy things with my ex, and during my alone time when i was able to get away, i had to visit family in Henderson. You had work at your shop. So it just never happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimer Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Schnitzel said: I just want to sit in the pub, maybe in a beer garden or maybe just in the public bar and have a nice pint. listen to the general hubbub you know the horseracing on the telly, maybe some footy on the other. Snippets of conversation and generally being around other people getting drunk. The things I'd do for a parmi and a pint in a beer garden with a bit of banter and talking shit with the boys.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Butter, whilst brilliant is the most recalcitrant of spreads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Schnitzel said: I just want to sit in the pub, maybe in a beer garden or maybe just in the public bar and have a nice pint. listen to the general hubbub you know the horseracing on the telly, maybe some footy on the other. Snippets of conversation and generally being around other people getting drunk. Rarely a day that goes by in my adult life where I don't think this at least 852 times. My recent trip to Syd/NEwtown was pretty cool. Given the age of our little girl, I haven't had the chance to go to a pub for 9 months. However, in Syd, wife had her mother with her and a quality pub was 100m away (walking distance). So I was able to get 5 straight nights in with a couple of beers down at the local - good beers too, not megaswill shiite - surfin in the phone, checking out some tail, listening to trivia night. Was spot-fucking-on. Reckon once all this social distancing is in the past I'll be given a pass out to do the same at Old Canberra Inn for an arvo. Looking forward to it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 35 minutes ago, Hua Guofang said: Rarely a day that goes by in my adult life where I don't think this at least 852 times. My recent trip to Syd/NEwtown was pretty cool. Given the age of our little girl, I haven't had the chance to go to a pub for 9 months. However, in Syd, wife had her mother with her and a quality pub was 100m away (walking distance). So I was able to get 5 straight nights in with a couple of beers down at the local - good beers too, not megaswill shiite - surfin in the phone, checking out some tail, listening to trivia night. Was spot-fucking-on. Reckon once all this social distancing is in the past I'll be given a pass out to do the same at Old Canberra Inn for an arvo. Looking forward to it. fuck it's going to be huge when this lifts and they re open the pubs! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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