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why did the redneck kill himself?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he was told nascar went bankrupt and he couldn't fuck his sister anymore

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a man comes home after a long day at home, he walks upstairs to find his wife lying in bed so with out waking her ,up he crawls in the bottom of the bed and starts licking her pussy until she cums all over his face . he walks into the bathroom to clean off his face and sees his wife shaving her legs...stunned he shouts "what the fuck are you doing in here?!" his wife whispers loudly to him "shhhh you'll wake your mother"...

 

yeah i got that in a text ...

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When authorties had a look round Michael Jackson's NeverLand Ranch they found Class A drugs in the toilet, Class B drugs in the living room and most of class 4C in his bedroom!!!

 

Reportedly Jackson had the heart attack after finding out that Boys II Men were a band and not a delivery service!!!

 

In the hospital Jackson had his final stroke while being rolled past the children’s ward!!!!

 

The doctor who examined Jackson couldn’t pin point whether it was the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or the boogie that finally pushed Jacko to the limit. Although his gut tells him it was probably the boogie.

 

And an old one from the Neil Hamburger cannon- Why did Michael Jackson wave his infant son over the railing of a balcony?

Because he refused to finish his plate of sperm!!!

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How many kids can Michael Jackson have sex with at once?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who gives a fuck, he's dead.

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When Farrah Fawcett died, God said "You have been a good person, I will grant you one wish." Farrah wished for every child on earth to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

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What do you call the shocker when it's given to a child?

 

The THRILLER!

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Since MJ had so much plastic surgery, rather than bury him, they're going to melt him down & make Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.

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