{OneSevenNine.com} Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Good joke heres the rest. The little black boy then decides to point and laugh at the mexican sitting next to him. He says "Haha your gonna die first" the mexican then laughs and says " HAHA not so fast, im a wetback today" icing of the joke cake hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 this thread is fuckin awsome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastZeetec302 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket full of shit? .. the bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraftone Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 WHY WAS THE BLACK JEW MAD ??? BECAUSE HE HAD TO SIT IN THE BACK OF THE OVEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 why is stevie wonder always smiling? He doesnt know hes black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 why did the redneck kill himself? he was told nascar went bankrupt and he couldn't fuck his sister anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Polack? A kid who spray paints his name on chain link fences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 What does a white trash divorce have in common with a tornado? Someone is going to loose a trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 What do you call a black man standing in a tree full of monkeys? Branch Manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 a man comes home after a long day at home, he walks upstairs to find his wife lying in bed so with out waking her ,up he crawls in the bottom of the bed and starts licking her pussy until she cums all over his face . he walks into the bathroom to clean off his face and sees his wife shaving her legs...stunned he shouts "what the fuck are you doing in here?!" his wife whispers loudly to him "shhhh you'll wake your mother"... yeah i got that in a text ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 that was the most offensive one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 how do you know the toothbrush was invented by a redneck? If it were invented by anybody else it would have been called the Teethbrush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 i dont get it shouldn't it be :" how do you know it WASN'T ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 no, it should be WAS because a redneck has A TOOTH, whereas normal people have TEETH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 a girl with no legs challenges anyone to a strawberry squashing contest, no legs girl wins. jammy cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 a girl with no legs challenges anyone to a strawberry squashing contest, no legs girl wins. jammy cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NORDICSON Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Did you know that 9 out 10 people enjoy gang-rape?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 jammy is another word for lucky. maybe its a british thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myne Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 When authorties had a look round Michael Jackson's NeverLand Ranch they found Class A drugs in the toilet, Class B drugs in the living room and most of class 4C in his bedroom!!! Reportedly Jackson had the heart attack after finding out that Boys II Men were a band and not a delivery service!!! In the hospital Jackson had his final stroke while being rolled past the children’s ward!!!! The doctor who examined Jackson couldn’t pin point whether it was the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times or the boogie that finally pushed Jacko to the limit. Although his gut tells him it was probably the boogie. And an old one from the Neil Hamburger cannon- Why did Michael Jackson wave his infant son over the railing of a balcony? Because he refused to finish his plate of sperm!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swineflu. Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 why dont tv news company's hire aboriginies there scared they'll steal the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 What's worse than getting a piece of glass in your foot? Being raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 How many kids can Michael Jackson have sex with at once? Who gives a fuck, he's dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Why did that nigga Mike Jack get so many nose surgeries? He kept smashing it in pelvic bones forgetting how little kids dicks are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 When Farrah Fawcett died, God said "You have been a good person, I will grant you one wish." Farrah wished for every child on earth to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson. ____ What do you call the shocker when it's given to a child? The THRILLER! _____ Since MJ had so much plastic surgery, rather than bury him, they're going to melt him down & make Lego blocks so the kids can play with him for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supernummy Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I heard Micheal Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I heard Michael Jackson isnt dead, they found him in the Children's ward having a stroke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Per Michael Jackson's will, his body is to be cremated and the ashes mixed into a batch of cocoa Krispies so he can rip through a 10 year old's ass one last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 hahaha, all these michael jackson jokes are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myne Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 To commemorate Michael Jackson's musical achievements, McDonald's have released the McJackson burger- it's a 50 year old piece of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaos211 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 No......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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