After School Special Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterSenor Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 why don't black people have nightmares anymore? they killed the only NIGGA who had a dream.... (mlk for you slow putos) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooms4breakfast Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 What is a Jews biggest dilemma? Free pork Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? A canoe tips Whats the object of Jewish football? To get the quarter back. What did the little German boy get for his birthday? Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter How do you know if a chink robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 how do you cut a rednecks dick off???? you kick his daughter in the jaw..... how do u stop a black man from drowning??? take your foot off his head..... how do you stop a group of rioting black men??? throw a basketball in the middle..... how was copper invented??? two jews fighting over a penny.... a guy and his son are fishing and the guy takes out a beer and the son says, "dad can i take a sip?? his dad asks, "does your dick reach your ass??? the son says, "no" his dad replies "well theres your answer..... then the guy takes out a playboy... the son asks, "dad can i see??" he says does your dick reach your ass??? his son says, "no" dad replies,"well there your answer" the son takes out some candy... and the dad says, "can i have some candy son?" and his son replies, "does your dick reach your ass dad???" his father says, "yes.. yes it does!!" so his son says, "then go fuck yourself dad!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 y are there so many trees in the ghetto????? faster transportation....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 whats long black and smelly???? the welfare line...... y cant mexicans cross the border in three's????? because theres no tres-passing..... tres means three for all u non spanish peeps..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooms4breakfast Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 What do white people and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts. also funny. hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 how did the polish guy break his leg while raking leaves???? he fell off the tree...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 a guy walking down a beach bumps into a girl with no legs and no arms..... the lady asks the man, can u please fuck me i havent been fucked in years!!!!! so the man picks her up stares in her eyes and throws her into the water and says, "there... now your fucked!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 two tampons walk down the street, what do they say to eachother? nothing, their stuck up cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 that was quoted very recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again. Yess!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 mate I posted that at the start of the page unless you were quoting me on the sheer dopeness of my jokes!! (all stolen haha) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it. An old woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital. So I pushed her under a bus. Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "get this out of me, give me the drugs." She turns to her boyfriend and says, "you did this to me you fucker." He replies casually, "if you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said fuck off it'll be too painful." What do Fat people do in the summertime? Stink. Why is the Catholic clergy so opposed to abortion? Because it means there are less children to molest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Why do Jews wear tall black hats? It stops them walking into shops. whats worse then fucking a 3 year old? hearing her complain she's had better What does a paedophile use for lube? Childrens tears. What do you call a suicide bomber with downs? Spastic Explosive Why is there no podium at the Special Olympics? Because they are all winners! What do you do if your daughter starts smoking? Use more lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 how do you make a woman blind? stick a car windscreen in front of the bitch How do you make a woman scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your dick on the curtains Why wasn't Christ born in America? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. was in a pub quiz the other day and the question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind the wardrobe" Imagine their disgust when I said Anne Frank!!! Patrick Swayze has agreed to star in the upcoming sequel Ghost 2 They start filming in about 5 weeks.... I don't know why the UN has condemned ethnic cleansing. If you ask me, most ethnics could do with a bloody good wash. Why does Beyonce keep saying "To the left, to the left"? Because everybody knows that blacks dont have any rights What do America's 300,000 battered women have in common? They just wouldn't fucking listen. If we're all God's children, then what's so special about Jesus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 How do you get them down? - Invite over a bunch of mexicans and tell them its a pinata party! ......how do you clean it up??? -tell the chinese it was a catfight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 yay...now taht im off the "banned wagon"... i can contribute.... ---so, a priest, a pedophile, and an alcoholic, walk into a bar.... ...and thats just the 1st guy.... ---how did the south dakotan break his arms raking leaves??? ...he fell out of the tree.... ---so, a spelling bee-... theres 3 kids, one white, one hispanic, and one african american... all supposed to spell "before and use it in a sentance... the white kid (blah blah blah...through the hispanic kid)... then the african amerian kid is up to spell... b.e.f.o.r.e....teacher says "now use it in a sentance"... the lil african american kid says "two plus two before".... ---another spelling bee- blah, blah blah, same as above... this time the words are :green, pink, and yellow... so, the hispanic kid goes up, spells em perfect to the t.... teacher says, "now use em in a sentance".... kid says... "my phone goes green, green... and i pink it up and say Yellow?"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 ...so, a gutterpunk walks into a bar orders a drink... 151ncoke barkeep says "right away"... next to him is a gay dude,he then whispers something into the gutterpunks ear and they both walk out... 10 minutes later, the gutterpunk walks in all huffin' and puffin'... the barkeep says "what happened" gutterpunk says " i dunno...he said something about gettin' a job"... --------------------------- a short lil mexican walks into a bar with a shirt that reads: i hate niggers... there happened to be a big black muhfucker in there, walks up the the mexican dude and says" whats that say?" mexican says"typical nigger, cant read"... black guy says "WHAT!?!?!" mexican says"typical nigger, cant hear"... the black guy gets all pissed, and says" lets take this out back"... ...mexican orders a tequila sunrise, goes outside... 10 minutes later he walks in... the barkeep astouned... says" woah, howd you make it alive??'" mexican says "typical nigger, brings a knife to a gunfight".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 how do you stop 10 black dudes from raping a white woman??? .........throw em a basketball.... what do you call one white guy, out of 10 black dudes??? .........coach.... whyd the woman cross the road??? .........the real question is who put shoes on the bitch and let her out the kitchen.... why do women have such small feet??? .........so they can stand closer to the stove.... why dont you buy a woman a watch??? .........cause theres a clock on the stove.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 whats the difference between a hippy chicks vagina and a grilled cheese sandwich??? -----you can peel the sandwich apart the next day..... how do you get a crusty chick pregnant??? ---cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.... how can you tell a crusty kid has had sex??? ---his 2 fingers are clean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 how many gutterpunks does it take to change a lightbulb??? ....theres change in it??? how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb??? ....none, theyre too busy harrassing it for bein broke... (or beatin' it up for being black) how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb??? ...one, but it took it 5 hours to write a shitty song about how the dark spirits made it do it... ----------OR---------- ...who cares??? let it cry in the dark.... how many sXe kids does it take to drink a beer??? ....one, if no ones looking (true till 21)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 how many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb??? ....one, but it takes him 50 tries.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 whats the difference between a dead deer in the road, and a dead "cop" in the road??? ....theres skidmarks in front of the deer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 all 8 of those posts were lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 ...my bad... (now thats a joke).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champ baller Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 why don't women need a drivers licsence? there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- why don't you even hit a black guy on a bicycle? it's probably your bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 What do you call a black woman in an abortion clinic Crime stoppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?" The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am". The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 what do you call a short mexican? a paragraph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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