barbara walters Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 So this airplane in the air was loosing altitude because it was heavy and.. capt. says "ladies and gentlemen...due to the loss of altitude, we are going to have to throw some people overboard to save the rest of us, the way we are going to do it is by races starting alphabetically" capt. continues...."A- Is there any african americans?" no one answers "B-Is there any blacks?" no one answers "C-Is there any colored?" a black kid says "hey dad arent we all of those" dad goes " son, yes we are, but today, we Niggas , and the mexicans are going before us!" BADUM TISH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 ^no ...there are better jokes than that in here.... take it from me....i went through the first 40 or so pages of this thread and copied every single good joke from here onto a word file. Send me said word file please... :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAFUNO Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 So this airplane in the air was loosing altitude because it was heavy and.. capt. says "ladies and gentlemen...due to the loss of altitude, we are going to have to throw some people overboard to save the rest of us, the way we are going to do it is by races starting alphabetically" capt. continues...."A- Is there any african americans?" no one answers "B-Is there any blacks?" no one answers "C-Is there any colored?" a black kid says "hey dad arent we all of those" dad goes " son, yes we are, but today, we Niggas , and the mexicans are going before us!" BADUM TISH! haha..you forgot the ending: black boy turns over to the mexican boy and says "haha" your going first. mexican boy replies "sorry, today were wetback" ba-dum-tish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 haha..you forgot the ending: black boy turns over to the mexican boy and says "haha" your going first. mexican boy replies "sorry, today were wetback" ba-dum-tish regardless you're still going before the whites! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 ZZZAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 What do you call a black man wearing underwear on the top of his head? Nigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 stolen: A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made." The next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved." The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?" Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Send me said word file please... :D :D :D pm me your email. haha..you forgot the ending: black boy turns over to the mexican boy and says "haha" your going first. mexican boy replies "sorry, today were wetback" ba-dum-tish :lol::lol:...ive never heard the alternate ending before...nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 What's the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to move to the back of the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 This one has been on every other page, but here goes.. Why can't Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? They're niggers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 n8, i sent you the word file...can you do my a hug favor and get brickos email, and forward it to him too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 n8, i sent you the word file...can you give me a hug, too? *fixed. /jk cali. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4x4 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 One guy in a bar says to another, "i could fuck any woman in here" second guy asks, "yeah right, how?" first guy replies, " I'm a rapist" BOOOOOOOOO ----- so I was fucking my girl the other night real rough and dirty pulling her hair, slapping her around, pulling an her ears.... I finally finish and cum all over her face and wipe my dick off with her hair. I goto the bathroom and wash up. When I'm done washing up I stand in the doorway for a moment and she says "you look like a pedophile right now." I replied, "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD? YOURE ONLY 12" BOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune1 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 how do you hide money from a hippy? put it under the soap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Why did michael jackson love twenty seven year olds? Because there were twenty of them... badump...pshhhh. /lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 *fixed. /jk cali. :lol: everyone could use a good hug from time to time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 whats the difference between a tan and madiline mcann... a tan doesnt get stolen raped and killed by a fat bearded Portuguese man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 i guess im the guy with the hawaiin shirt. /no homo ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 cali= george michael? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 This shit is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 how many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 One to hold the lightbulb and one to drink until the room spins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitbull Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 why dont black people have nightmares? they shot the only one that had a dream :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 "It was all a dream, I used to read Word UP Magazine, Salt'n Peppa and Heavy D up in da limousine " peace ma brothaz an sistaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22ndCenturyMan Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 how do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? put a nipple on it whats the difference between a battery and a woman? a battery has a positive side whats the difference between batman and a blackman? batman can go out at night with out robin what do you call a apartment full of niggers? COONdominum what do you get when you cross a mexican and an octopus? no idea, but it sure can pick a lot of lettuce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle head Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 a seal walks into a club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4x4 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 ^ LULZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle head Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 A lurker walks into a forum Why haven't any women been sent to the moon? Nothing there to clean yet. How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. A guy walks into his psychiatrist office naked, wrapped in saran wrap. Psychiatrist says, "I can see you're nuts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Wanna hear a joke? ....WOMEN'S RIGHTS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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