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So this airplane in the air was loosing altitude because it was heavy and..

 

capt. says "ladies and gentlemen...due to the loss of altitude, we are going to have to throw some people overboard to save the rest of us, the way we are going to do it is by races starting alphabetically"

 

capt. continues...."A- Is there any african americans?"

 

no one answers

 

"B-Is there any blacks?"

 

no one answers

 

"C-Is there any colored?"

 

a black kid says "hey dad arent we all of those"

 

dad goes

 

" son, yes we are, but today, we Niggas , and the mexicans are going before us!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BADUM TISH!

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^no ...there are better jokes than that in here....

 

take it from me....i went through the first 40 or so pages of this thread and copied every single good joke from here onto a word file.

 

Send me said word file please... :D :D :D

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So this airplane in the air was loosing altitude because it was heavy and..

 

capt. says "ladies and gentlemen...due to the loss of altitude, we are going to have to throw some people overboard to save the rest of us, the way we are going to do it is by races starting alphabetically"

 

capt. continues...."A- Is there any african americans?"

 

no one answers

 

"B-Is there any blacks?"

 

no one answers

 

"C-Is there any colored?"

 

a black kid says "hey dad arent we all of those"

 

dad goes

 

" son, yes we are, but today, we Niggas , and the mexicans are going before us!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BADUM TISH!

haha..you forgot the ending:

 

 

black boy turns over to the mexican boy and says "haha" your going first.

mexican boy replies "sorry, today were wetback"

 

ba-dum-tish

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stolen:

 

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made."

 

The next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."

 

The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?"

 

Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"

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Send me said word file please... :D :D :D

 

pm me your email.

 

haha..you forgot the ending:

 

 

black boy turns over to the mexican boy and says "haha" your going first.

mexican boy replies "sorry, today were wetback"

 

ba-dum-tish

 

 

:lol::lol:...ive never heard the alternate ending before...nice.

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One guy in a bar says to another, "i could fuck any woman in here"

second guy asks, "yeah right, how?"

first guy replies, " I'm a rapist"

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOO

 

 

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so I was fucking my girl the other night real rough and dirty

pulling her hair, slapping her around, pulling an her ears....

I finally finish and cum all over her face and wipe my dick off with her hair.

I goto the bathroom and wash up. When I'm done washing up I stand in the doorway for a moment and she says "you look like a pedophile right now."

 

I replied,

 

 

 

 

 

"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD? YOURE ONLY 12"

 

 

 

BOOOOOO

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how do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

put a nipple on it

 

whats the difference between a battery and a woman?

a battery has a positive side

 

whats the difference between batman and a blackman?

batman can go out at night with out robin

 

what do you call a apartment full of niggers?

COONdominum

 

what do you get when you cross a mexican and an octopus?

no idea, but it sure can pick a lot of lettuce

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A lurker walks into a forum

 

 

 

Why haven't any women been sent to the moon?

 

Nothing there to clean yet.

 

 

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

One.

 

 

A guy walks into his psychiatrist office naked, wrapped in saran wrap.

 

Psychiatrist says, "I can see you're nuts."

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