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whats the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you cant fuck a bathtub...

 

 

i win

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if you want to share your own name on the boards, that's fine, if you share someone elses, you'll be banned. We don't go for that shit arond here...

 

 

 

 

 

so....

 

 

 

 

why are aspirin white?

 

you want them to work, don't you?

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right on, well, whatever the reason, consider yourselves warned, we don't find that stuff cute or funny... in the future, if that sort of thing happens, click on the 'warn' link and let Webmaster know. The post will be fixed and the fool will be dealt with.

 

Thank You. :)

 

 

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

 

Stucco her walls, rearrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet...

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perhaps this one will cross the line, its the only joke i've ever been offended at. its quite awful, be warned.

 

how are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike?

 

 

they just blow around until they end up stuck on a fencepost in wyoming.

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Originally posted by serpent of the light

perhaps this one will cross the line, its the only joke i've ever been offended at. its quite awful, be warned.

 

how are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike?

 

 

they just blow around until they end up stuck on a fencepost in wyoming.

 

yeah your right that is really bad.

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Guest serpent of the light
Originally posted by graffsurgeon

whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies..?

 

you can't get bowling balls out with a pitchfork.

 

thats just damn funny.

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Originally posted by j3di

whats the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you cant fuck a bathtub..

:idea: :crazy: :D :eek: thats fukin hillarious

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Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

 

A: A picture of Jesus only requires one nail to be hung.

 

Jesus walks into an INN and hands the Inn-keeper three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

 

What's the worst way to spend Easter?

"Like this" -- YOu can't see, but right now, I have may arms out, like I was cucified, Jokes, get them.

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whats the difference between a gay man and a fridge?

 

a fridge doesent fart when you pull out the meat.

 

what do you do to a stumbling black man in your backyard?

 

shoot him again.

 

whats long and hard on a black man?

 

teh third grade.

 

 

 

 

oh man ill stop now.

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: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!

 

Q: Why do black people play basketball?

A: They can run, shoot, and steal

 

Q: What's long, black and smelly?

A: An unemployment line.

 

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?

A: You know she'll swallow.

 

Why did the redneck cross the road?

A: Because he coundn't get his dick out of the chicken.

 

all stolen from some site

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