beanshore Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Whats the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Oakland. bumped from page 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canamontana Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 whats the difference between a nigger and our president ? nothing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 lame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 whats the difference between a nigger and our president ? nothing!! :lol: Hilariously bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rxtc Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I love dead baby jokes. Told a few at the baby and childrens expo a few weekends ago. * How do you stop a baby from choking? Take your dick out of its mouth. * What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex. * What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple? You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it Boom boom tish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara walters Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? because kfc dont serve turkey! badum tish.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara walters Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 how do you get a black man from entering your house? you put a "now hiring" sign on the window!!HA badum tish.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara walters Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 why do black people like basketball so much? because its the only sport where they can run, steal, and shoot, without worrying about the cops! badum tish.... whats long, black, and always stinks? the unemployment line! badum tish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 what happens to women over 60? they get raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 THIS PAGE IS ON FIRE.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostSouls Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Two tampons were crossing the street. they see a friend. which one waves? neither, they are both stuck up cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paka Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 What is a 6.9? A 69 interrupted by a period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 That sounds embarrassing enough to leave you red in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 So this yoked up gangster dude goes to prison for his first bid. Gets paired up with a big fuckin' black dude. Black dude starts telling the fresh fish the ropes. Then axes him you wanna be the husband or the wife. Fish says the husband. (obviously) Black dude says well get down on your knees and suck your wifes dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thosedamnkids Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 dont know if this was posted but.... what runs faster than a black kid with the tv? his brother with the vcr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 why'd the feminist cross the road? to suck my fuckin cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thosedamnkids Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 here's some of the good ones that were posted on the first 20 pages or so with a few exceptions a plane is flying over america when the pilot says " i have good and bad news. the bad news is that we're going to crash, the good news is that if we get rid of some passengers we might be able to land." so he says " we'll go alphabetically, we'll start with A.. are there any African Americans on board?" no one answers "are there any Blacks on board?" again no one answers " are there any Colored people?" still no answer. a little black boy looks at his dad and says "dad, aren't we all 3, African American, Black, and Colored?" the father says "No, son, today we're niggers, let the mexicans go first." what do you tell a girl with two black eyes..? nothing..you already told her twice.. whats the difference between a gay man and a fridge? a fridge doesent fart when you pull out the meat. what do you do to a stumbling black man in your backyard? shoot him again. whats long and hard on a black man? teh third grade. Q: Why do black people play basketball? A: They can run, shoot, and steal Q: What's long, black and smelly? A: An unemployment line. Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? A: You know she'll swallow. Why did the redneck cross the road? A: Because he coundn't get his dick out of the chicken. Why do Jews have big noses? Air's free...... what do you do when you see a black in your back yard with half his head blown off..? stop laughing and reload. whats wrong with 5 blacks in a cadillac driving off a cliff.. a cadillac fits 6. There was a Jap, a Mexican, and an American standing over a bridge. They came to throw something over the bridge that they had too much of...The Japanese man threw over some rice, the Mexican threw over some beans, and the American threw over the Mexican. why doesnt mexico ever win the olympics? if they could run or swim, they'd be in the u.s. Why don't women know how to ski? No snow between bedroom and kitchen Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?? Slap the bitch. how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? give the bitch a shovel.. A black and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? A cop Q:What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?? A:Juan on Juan Q:What do you call four black guys in a car?? A:Tinted windows Q:What are the first words a Mexican hears in the US? A:"Attention K-Mart shoppers" Q:What do you call two black guys in a sleeping bag? A:TWIX! Q:Why are black people's palms white? A:Because their hands were facing the wall when Jesus was spray painting them black. Q:How do you blindfold a Chinese guy? A:With dental floss Q:What do you call a thousand black guys falling from the sky? A:night Q:What do you call a bunch of black guys on a ship? A:Chips ahoy! Q:What's the difference between a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky? A:The vending machine says "insert Bill here" Q: what do 54,000 abused woman have in common? A: none of them fucking listen Q: what do you do after raping a deaf mute girl? A: break her fingers so she can't tell anybody Q: whats the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King day? A: on St. Patrick's Day, everybody wants to be Irish Q: why don't puerto ricans have check books? A: because its impossible to write your name that small in spray paint Q: what do you call a puerto rican midget? A: a spec Q: why is there so little puerto rican literature? A: spray paint wasn't invented until 1949 Q: whats the first thing a woman does when she gets home from the battered womens clinic? A: the dishes if the bitch knows whats good for her Q: how do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white woman? A: give them a basketball Why does helen keller masturbate with her left hand? -So she can moan with the right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 why'd the feminist cross the road? to suck my fuckin cock i love this fucking joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 how do you get a jewish girls number? roll up her sleeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosEonE Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Aahahahhaha ^^ thats gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 fuck Dose Ink that is so wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 why do black people like basketball so much? because its the only sport where they can run, steal, and shoot, without worrying about the cops! badum tish.... whats long, black, and always stinks? the unemployment line! badum tish you stole those from the first page of this thread... badum tish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 edit: haha i posted this joke already a few pages back... man im high. i'll think of another stole these from a google search.... ---- whats the hardest part about rollerblading? telling your dad you're gay. so a black man has finally reached the highest echelon of us government. too bad he still has to have government subsidized housing. and this one was pretty funny, worth the read (if you're a fast reader...) I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 why did helen keller's dog run away? you would too if your name was frggndorffngg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaos211 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 what do u call 3 mexicans a chinese guy and some black guys in a line a sprinkler..... spic spic spic CHINC nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 What do you get when you mix a Saber tooth tiger and Sir Elton John? I don't know but ya better keep it away from your ass. Why did Sir Mick Jagger urinate on his daughter? He mistook her for a fan. Why did God send Terry Schiavo to Hell? For her sin of sloth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. why couldn't helen keller drive? because she was a woman. Why could stevie wonder read? Cause he was black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lako Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 a plane is flying over america when the pilot says " i have good and bad news. the bad news is that we're going to crash, the good news is that if we get rid of some passengers we might be able to land." so he says " we'll go alphabetically, we'll start with A.. are there any African Americans on board?" no one answers "are there any Blacks on board?" again no one answers " are there any Colored people?" still no answer. a little black boy looks at his dad and says "dad, aren't we all 3, African American, Black, and Colored?" the father says "No, son, today we're niggers, let the mexicans go first." Good joke heres the rest. The little black boy then decides to point and laugh at the mexican sitting next to him. He says "Haha your gonna die first" the mexican then laughs and says " HAHA not so fast, im a wetback today" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 i liked the one about the step sister and condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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