Baron Von Counterculture Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesusfetus Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 hahaha. that shit made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunt sauce Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 perhaps this one will cross the line, its the only joke i've ever been offended at. its quite awful, be warned. how are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? they just blow around until they end up stuck on a fencepost in wyoming. this owns the entire thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 ^no ...there are better jokes than that in here.... take it from me....i went through the first 40 or so pages of this thread and copied every single good joke from here onto a word file. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoraceGrantGoggles Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I don't feel like scanning back pages upon pages to see if this is a repost so here it goes... A guy walks into his bedroom holding a sheep under his arm. His wife is in bed reading and upon him entering she looks up. The man says "Honey, this is the pig I told you I've been fucking when you said you have a headache." The woman shakes her head in disgust and replies, "You moron that isn't a pig, thats a sheep." "Shut up bitch I wasn't talking to you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 :lol: that was a good joke. and your screenname is fucking awesome too. you get props. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunt sauce Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah not offensive enough though horrace grant goggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 eh...its still much better than those lame dead baby jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunt sauce Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 funnier, but not offensive... maybe if i was a fat housewife or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 there are actually a few good woman-bashing jokes in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoraceGrantGoggles Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 :lol: that was a good joke. and your screenname is fucking awesome too. you get props. Good deal. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah not offensive enough though horrace grant goggles I'll take one more shot at the offensive: A guy walks into a drug store and says "I need to buy condoms for my 11 year old daughter." The druggist, surprised, asks "Your daughter is sexually active at 11?" "Nah she just lies there like her mother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 What's the difference between a JEW and a PIZZA?! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 pizza don't own the media!!!!!!!!!!! or scream when you put it in the oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 sorry for likely repost but it's not in the last few pages ------------------------------------------------------------ A black baby dies and goes to heaven. God gives him wings. The baby says, "Does this mean I'm an angel?" And God says "Naw, nigga, you a bat." oh shit. i loved that one a couple years ago!!!! totally forgot it. thanks. makes almost no sense and it's one of the few racist black jokes you can tell your black friends and they will LOLLLLLL hard as shit and even black people who aren't your friend but i wouldn't really suggest that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tor__Hershman Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Lots of mofos find this YouTube vid, "Hey! Hey! We're The Humans," to be quite offensive Stay on groovin' safari, Tor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxaddict Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Three white girls are sitting at a bar talking about sex when a HUGE black man walks in the door. One girl gets the courage to get up and walks over to the black guy, "Could you please come in the ladies room with me!". "'scuse me?" said the black man. "Well my girlfriends and I want to see if it's true what they say about black men". "Ok" he said. So he followed her into the ladies room; raped her, beat her up, and stole her purse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Corniest thread on the site... Says the guy with the corniest name :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 why is hellen keller a bad driver? because she's a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 I'm not really a racist but Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind niggers that they were slaves before they were drug addicts.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box Car Willy Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 What do you call 1000 white guys chasing 1 black guy PGA GOLF TOUR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 what's clear and lying in the gutter? a paki w/ the shit beaten out of him. HAHAhhahahahaha. i :D ed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayeplus Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 worst part about fucking a 7-year old getting the blood off your clown suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayeplus Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 best part about fucking twenty-seven year olds? THERE'S TWENTY OF THEM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowardMoon Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 what's the difference between batman and a black man? batman can go out without robin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 how do gays recycle condoms? turn it inside out and shake the shit out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 eeew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 be prepared for corny dead baby joke.... don't say I didn't warn you Q: What's worse than a dead baby in a jar? A: A dead baby in ten jars! hardyharhar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 I like my women like my scotch 12 years old and mixed up with coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? You can chop beef but you can't pea soup. CUNTRIPPERNIGGERSHITCOCK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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