The Flowsmith Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 what's the difference between an ethiopian and a pair of jeans? the jeans only have one fly on them.... (i feel bad every time i tell that one. It hasn't seemed to be so well-known yet!) what do you call an etheopian family portrait? a barcode haha but seriously, i do feel bad for sayin these too, etheopians have a dope culture, have you ever had etheopian food? neither have they. BAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 i want this one: photoshopped to the max, but damn she definitely has a blowjob face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 and her cock layed up her right thigh, u dudes serious? ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4Nick8 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 i want this one: this chick reminds me of lacey duvalle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromaster5000 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 what do you call an etheopian family portrait? a barcode haha but seriously, i do feel bad for sayin these too, etheopians have a dope culture, have you ever had etheopian food? neither have they. BAM! ziing!!:lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bromaster5000 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 wats the difference between a jew an a pizza??? pizza doesnt scream when you put them in the oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 negd notoffendedneggingforunoriginalityoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiddLemEaLiTTle_STFU Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 What do you say to a female when she's on the floor rolling around with Indian burns on her neck? Nothing you already choked the bitch for being stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myne Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Good to see posts in this thread again, too bad it's mostly repeats... This ain't really offensive but it did make me laugh- Did you hear that Stevie Wonder got a cheese-grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 you heard of mexican judo? "JUDONO IF I GOT A GUN... JUDONO IF I GOT A KNIFE>>>" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 AllTheWrongWords are very offensive just saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 not offensive..but made me chuckle a bit. A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says, "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common" The husband replies, "Well, for starters, niether on of us sucks dick." lol'd propped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewind Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 What do you call a nigger that is worth a damn??? Fictional. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 what do you call a monkey in a suit? obama why did obama become president? because white people are dumber than niggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 how do you get a nun pregnant? you fuck her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tha whut Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 how was break dancing invented? niggers trying to steal rims off of moving cars probly already sed but oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 This is a story about 4 cunts, named Everycunt - Nocunt - Anycunt & Someothercunt. One day, there was a job that needed doing and Someothercunt was asked to do it. Everycunt was sure Someother cunt would do it, but Nocunt did it. Everycunt got shitty because it was Someothercunts jobs, Nocunt didn't realise that Anycunt could have done it. It ended up Everycunt blaming Someother cunt and Nocunt doing what Anycunt could have done......I think i work with these cunts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey cheese Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 This is a story about 4 cunts, named Everycunt - Nocunt - Anycunt & Someothercunt. One day, there was a job that needed doing and Someothercunt was asked to do it. Everycunt was sure Someother cunt would do it, but Nocunt did it. Everycunt got shitty because it was Someothercunts jobs, Nocunt didn't realise that Anycunt could have done it. It ended up Everycunt blaming Someother cunt and Nocunt doing what Anycunt could have done......I think i work with these cunts! nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 large east indian population where i am from so most of the jokes round here are hindu jokes. what do you throw a drowning hindu... his wife and kids. hindu in a hole? mandeep hindu after car accident? pinnedunderjeep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 dont know if this one been said but why do black people have nightmares? cause the last nigga to have a dream got shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 ^isn't that supposed to be why don't they have nightmares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 What's the difference between a Paki woman and a pilchard? One's ugly, greasy with bulging eyes, the other's a fish. This one's not offensive, but still...Quosimodo comes home from a hard day's bell ringing and notices a wok on the kitchen table. "Oh good", he says to his wife, "are we having Chinese tonight?" "No dear", she replies, "I'm ironing you a shirt". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 you suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 ^ Like electrolux, baby^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 i got the better version: A man is sobbing sitting alone in the dark corner at the bar. the bar tender goes up to him and asks "what's up?" the man says life sucks...i just found out my first son is gay wow, the bartender says: have a beer on me. half an hour later the bartender sees the man crying. the bartender approaches and asks: "you ok?" I just found out my second son is gonna become a priest. the bartender gives him another free beer. half an hour later the man is just bawling. the bartender says: "dude, i am sorry, but i just want to know does anyone in your family likes women?" the man says: "yeah, my wife" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 An ugly cunt of a man walks into the pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you", replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the old silent movies. Naturally, I cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, long story short, I scored big time! We made love all nigh, all over the house, in every concievable position, her on top, me on top, you name it, we did it." "That's fantastic", exclaimed the barman, "was she pretty?" "Fuck knows", replied the man, "I never found the head". God created the world. He was lonely, so he created the birds, the animals an the fishes. He was still lonely, so he created two men to keep him company. When he had finished, he sat back and sighed contentedly. An angel raised his hand nervously and said "God, there's just one problem. You've created two men, they can't reproduce". God paused for a moment, scratched his chin thoughtfully and replied, "You're right, give the dumb one a cunt." Black guy walks into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. "Where d'ya get that?" asks the barman. "Africa", replies the parrot, "there's fuckin loads of 'em". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Barbaric Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 They've found a cure for AIDS - They inject you with Parkinson's disease and you soon shake it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tot_poker Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 didn't read through the whole thread, but here are my offerings. Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. Nothing, shes already been told twice. Q. What do you call a hindu with a peg leg? A. Shit on a stick. Q. What do you call a hindu with 2 peg legs? A. A waste of lumber. Q. Whats the difference between a native and a picnic table? A. Picnic table can support a family of four. Q. How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant? A. She pulls out her tampon and all the cotton is picked off the end. On a more serious note, I stopped a rape last week............I changed my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Why do doctors slap babies when they're born? To knock the dicks off the dumb ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guerock.Chekago Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 a couple are at a hospital, and the wife is giving birth, so the woman goes into labor... then all of a sudden after the doctor cuts the umbilical cord he starts swinging the baby around and smashing him into walls, stomping on him, and then starts stabbing the baby with a scalpel .... he then stopped turned around and looked at the traumatized couple and said...... "im just fucking wit ya! He was already dead...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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