AlwaysOverDoinn Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Btw excellent thread bump NOES...needs moar hurtful jokes tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 what do you get when you cut a baby with a razor blade? an erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 what sound does a baby in a microwave make? i dont know i was too busy masturbating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 how do you get twenty babies into a bowl? a blender...........how do you get them back out? doritos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dildo-saggins Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 what do virginia tech and mt everest have in common? theyre both -32 degrees and have a killer slope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 ^damn....thats fucked up and racist at the same time...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 knock knock (who's there) september 11th (september 11th who?) i thought you said you'd never forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite. He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?" I said, "No, you're black and you smell." The ginger woman at my work recently announced that she is pregnant by her black boyfriend. She was discussing possible baby names the other day, apparently "Terry The Chocolate Orange" is not tolerated and is enough to get you fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 ^haha good thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 y'd hitler really top himself... he got the gas bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 A black man walks into a bar... LOL black peoples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 why didn't hitler drink liquor? it made him mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Whats the difference between harriet tubman and the red hot chili peppers? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the red hot chili peppers were slaves to the heroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 i just came up with a joke. detroit is alot like antartica, cold and with too many blacks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Black people are better at sports and what not because they have huge nostrils, it allows more air flow. true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 That was so fucking stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micheal rapaport Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 little jewish girl goes up to her dad and says, "Dad, can I borrow $50?" And he says, "$40, I dont have $30, What do you need $20 for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorteRed Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Why do women have foreheads? So you have somewhere to kiss them when you cum in their mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!DoNkE*PuNchA! Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 One day a mans walking on the beach, when he stumbles upon a lamp. He begins to pick it up when out of nowhere a genie appears. "But I'm no ordinary genie", as he tells the man. "instead of one head i have two, and instead of you telling me your wishes I can read your mind to grant them". \ The man still astonished by the incident, closes his eyes and thinks. "pooooooooooffffff" Like that he ends up in a large mansion. Again he does the same and the mansion is filled to the brim with money, from floor to ceiling. one last time he thinks, and the most beautiful woman he could image appears right before his eyes. \ The genie still near the man, "what is your last wish". You mean to tell me i still have one wish left says the man. Yes so again the man closes his eyes...................................................... ........ A flash of fury comes over the genies eyes as he begins to grab the man and beat him. The genie then grabs a rope and hangs the mans body from a tree. \ Perplexed one head turns to the other and ask, "Why would any one want to be hung like a nigger"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!DoNkE*PuNchA! Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Im not the best joke teller or writer. But you get the jist of the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorteRed Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Im not racist. i love black people. i think everyone should own one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorteRed Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Why are the little black kids no longer aloud to play in the sandbox? Because the cat keeps trying to cover them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorteRed Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 What is the most positive thing in harlem? HIV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorteRed Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 How do you know if a Chinese person robbs your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. The priest sees a little boy and says "Boy, I'd like to screw him!" To which the rabbi replies "Out of what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle head Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 •What does pink floyd and Dayle Earnhart have in common? They're last hit was the wall. •Why do people prefer muslim blow up dolls? Because they blow themselves up. •Why do women have legs? So they don't leave snail trails. •What's brown and sits in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank. •Why do the blacks hate going on cruises? They're not falling for that one again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle head Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 A jew walks into a bar ............. he buys it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 •What's brown and sits in the attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank. Ha. Reminds me of the album Diarrhea of a Madman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jib25 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Q: What do you call a blonde that walks into a turning propeller? A: Dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle head Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 A blonde walks into the library to return a book. She tell the librarian, "this book has no story line and way too many characters." The librarian says, "oh, there's our phone book." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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