Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Q: What do you call a blonde that walks into a turning propeller? A: Dumb. The irony: http://youtu.be/8ImQoZQw9E0 Was just reading bout this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorteRed Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 There once was a girl named Louise, Who's pubic hair hung to her knees, The crabs came together, And knitted a sweater, So in winter her cunt would not freeze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorteRed Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 What was the last thing that went through Kurt Cobain's mind when he shot himself? The roof of his mouth.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 The irony: http://youtu.be/8ImQoZQw9E0 Was just reading bout this. NEED PIX!!!1!! to cum hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorteRed Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub Fi Gwan Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I hate being Bi-polar. Its amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 What did the latina maid say after she was raped? Not much, she spoke limited english and had an expired work visa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myne Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Ha! First one to make me properly laugh in ages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Three kids were up late in their tree-house chatting. The first kid says, "Last night, Daddy made me touch his snake!" The second kid says, "That's nothing, last night, Daddy made me kiss his snake!" The last kid sighs and says, "I wish my dad was a reptile enthusiast. He just fucks me in the arse." My daughter just walked into the living room & said "Dad cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes away, take my tv, stereo & phone, & sell my car. Take my key, kick me out & cut me out of your will"Well, she didn't quite put it like that. She actually said "Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed." U.S Private Bradley Manning, in jail over giving away defence secrets, has said he was "considering becoming a woman". Why not? You're already a gossiping cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 knock knock (who's there?) sept 11th (sept 11th who?) i thought you said you'd never forget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
via Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Whats the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of a window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 statistically, 9 out of 10 people are for gang rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle head Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 What do you call a mexican detective? Sherlock Homes. (in vato voice) Did you hear about the one arm man who caught a fish? (hold out one hand as measurement) Only joke you will will ever need: Why didn't Hitler drink tequila? Because it made him mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
half n half Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Whats the difference between a nigerian kid and a pair of jeans? The pair of jeans only has 1 fly on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 ^goes the same way with Ethiopians.. Black people in general .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 i just got back from seeing lisa lampinelli. a real treat. that woman is offensive. my favorite from the evening "despite their incredibly witty name, those godhatesfags people are truly evil motherfuckers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8juggalos Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Here we go A newlywed couple are on their honeymoon at a pristine mountain lake in montana... or canada or some shit. The owner of the cabin they're staying in goes and checks up on them every day, once at sunrise, once at noon, once at sunset. He notices that the guy is fishing nonstop, morning, noon, and night. "this is just the damnedest thing",thinks the owner. He decides to have a chat with the new husband. "son, i've noticed that you're doing a lot of fishing. why aren't you fucking your wife instead? this is your honeymoon, after all!". "Well sir," the kid says, "she has a terrible yeast infection, so the pussy's out of action for a while, i'm afraid." "yuck" says the old man. "well how about some oral? nothing beats a good gummer!" "She also has 2 horribly impacted wisdom teeth and a bleeding sore on her soft palate, so thats a no-go too." "thats just horrible!" says the old man. "well how about the old log flume? i sure do like some anal with my wife every now and then!" "she has really bad diarrhea right now, and has for about 2 weeks. I'm not going near it." "jesus christ," says the old man. "why did you even marry this woman?" "well, sir," the newlywed begins, "she also happens to have a bad case of worms, and i loooove fishin'!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrboogiewoogie Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 what do you call a black santa claus? a nigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosEonE Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 "al jazeera, thats like BET for cab drivers,RIGHT?" me to a friend last night........dude was PISSSSSEDDDDD off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaOnlyG Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 roflz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 huh's??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decyferon Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Black, single mother dies of drug overdose. What's all the fuss about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Whitney Houston: Born 1963 - Dead Amy Winehouse: Born 1983 - Dead Keith Richards: Born 1943 - Alive Ozzy Osbourne: Born 1948 - Alive Moral of the story: Women can't handle their drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 White is the most superior race. umad.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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