TippinBetweenYourThighs Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 What's 7 inches, brown and won't get sucked tonight? Whitney Houston's crack pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayboss1er Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 What's the difference between an epileptic oyster diver and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks in between fits.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub Fi Gwan Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I just heard that the leader of The Monkees has died. RIP Nelson Mandela. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skulls. Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Whats the difference between a nigerian kid and a pair of jeans? The pair of jeans only has 1 fly on it i laughed so hard at this my stomach hurts :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skulls. Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 why don't black people have nightmares ? they killed the only nigga who had a dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skulls. Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 whats worse then ten babies stapled to one tree ? one baby stapled to ten trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Every time I click on this thread I'm riding in the back of the public school bus going to 7th grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paka Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 How do black women lower crime rates? By getting abortions Why are Japs eyes slanty? They're still squinting from the blast. How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw A faggot walks in the kitchen and sees his partner jacking off into a paper bag. What are you doing he asks? "What does it look like? I'm packing your lunch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Every time I click on this thread I'm riding in the back of the public school bus going to 7th grade. Stop molesting 7th graders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 The missus came home steaming drunk last night. "You up for some role play action, babe?" she asked with a wink. "Not really," I replied. "Oh, come on," she said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want." Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror... As I shouted, "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Stop molesting 7th graders But it's so much fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorseIsAGiantFaggot Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Probably a repost but, Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bathtub? You cant have sex with a bathtub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
femme_PDX Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 what's green, pink, white, orange and purple and sits on your front porch? that's my nigger i'll paint him whatever color i want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
femme_PDX Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 what's funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown suit what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit? a dead baby in a clown suit sat up next to a kid with down's syndrome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle head Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Needs moar clownsuit. How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends how hard you throw 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
femme_PDX Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 what's scarier than a mountain of dead babies? the dead baby on the bottom eating his way out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 too edgy, br0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 dead babies continue to eat after dying? it's supposed to be the half-dead baby on the bottom of the pile... How long did it take Hellen Keller to screw in a lightbulb? Why the fuck would Hellen Keller have light bulbs?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexual Anus Plug Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Why don't Puerto Ricans sign their drivers licenses? They can't wright that small with spray paint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayboss1er Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Why don't Puerto Ricans sign their drivers licenses? They can't wright that small with spray paint! joke playing on the "stupidity" of Puerto Ricans fails when person telling joke misspells "write" while delivering epic two liner. this thread is so bad, most of these are from that copy of Truly Tasteless Joke Book 9 you stole from the book store in 6th grade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 What's the worst thing about fucking 6 year olds? When their hips break. Three lady vampires walk into a bar. The bartender takes their orders Bartender: What'll it be, Miss? Vampire 1: glass of O positive please. Bartender hands it over and turns to the next one Bartender: And for you, Miss? Vampire 2: Glass of A positive, please Again, he hands it over, and facing the third, poses the same question. Bartender: What can I get for you, Miss? Vampire 3: Cup of hot water, if you don't mind. The bartender gives her a quizzical look, but serves it right up. The vampire pulls out her tampon, drops it in the cup and says "Teatime!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 ^hahaha...never heard that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Yep, this thread is pretty awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 I built an extra step outside the entrance to my local KFC. Niggas be trippin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Ferreal Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skulls. Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dstroyerz Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 What do you call an ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter pounder. What word starts with n and ends with g that you never want to call a black person? neighbor. What do you call an ethiopian on a hunger strike? an ethiopian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Starts with N and ends with G, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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