Roke Reserve Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 womens rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordyo Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 whats the last organ that stays warm in woman when she dies My penis. why cant you fool an aborted fetus because it wasnt born yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwriteforkicks Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 A white guy goes in to a bar and see's a new black bartender behind the bar. He goes up to the barman and goes Yo nigger, give me a beer! The barman flips and he's like Yo dude, that ain't cool. How would you like it if I came in her to you, betcha wouldn't like it would ya? the white dude is like alright then lets do it.. So they black guy goes into the bar and goes yo honky! give me a beer! and the white guy goes sorry, we don't serve niggers in here. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordyo Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg suck its dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roke Reserve Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm-0Y-VPjLY i cant get on youtube what is it about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 i slipped on ice last night hit my head fukin lost my house keys phone and wallet must of been black ice :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordyo Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 why cant ray charles read? cause hes black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 why couldn't helen keller drive? Cuz she was a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 i think by now, most of these jokes are reposts.... but how do you make a black man sing? put chains on him why don't black people like cruises? they're not falling for that one again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 a hippie on a bus asked a nun for sex. she said "im married to God" and got off the bus. the bus driver turns to the hippie and says, "she prays at the cemetary every tuesday at midnight, so why dont you go there in a robe and say you're God and demand anal sex to keep her a virgin?" the hippie agrees, does what the bus driver says, and fucks her up the ass. when he was done, he took off his robe and remarks, "hah bitch, im not God, im the dude from the bus you rejected". the nun takes off the robe and says, "haha im the bus driver, you faggot". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 How do you know Noah was a White man? No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 HA HAA HAHA HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaOnlyG Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 LOL.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 How Long is a chinese name. it's not a question lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Q. How did the white lady know her daughter was on the rag? A. Her son's dick tasted funny Q. What's white and fourteen inches long? A. Absolutely nothing! Q. What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A. A straight line! Q. Why do so many white people get lost skiing? A. It's hard to find them in the snow. Q. What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A. The NBA. What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. Why do you put babies into blenders feet first? So you can see the expression on their faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 lol at kfc kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CREATURRE Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkyard Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Why is doing the laundry better than having sex with your wife? You don't have to hug the washer after you dump a load in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 why cant you fool an aborted fetus because it wasnt born yesterday hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 i'm not a fan of holocaust jokes, anne frankly i won't stand for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 There's not supposed to be an 'I' in that punch-line, its just: '...Anne Frankly won't stand for em' Way to make a shitty joke even less funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d a m a g e Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 There's not supposed to be an 'I' in that punch-line, its just: '...Anne Frankly won't stand for em' Way to make a shitty joke even less funny anne more? i dont think that works. poor attempt by me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PROBably Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute. Finally the woman states, "Okay, then... I'm a chicken farmer." "What?" the accountant asks. "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well," the woman explains, "I raised over 5,000 cocks last year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 what do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 *fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 don't give any money to japans earthquake victims, they're loaded! i just saw a guy gettin' interviewed on TV and he had two big fuckin' massive boats in his drive... i recently opened a cafe in Tokyo, business started off shakey but the customers have started drifting in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 why did the jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They were told somebody dropped a quarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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