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A white guy goes in to a bar and see's a new black bartender behind the bar. He goes up to the barman and goes Yo nigger, give me a beer! The barman flips and he's like Yo dude, that ain't cool. How would you like it if I came in her to you, betcha wouldn't like it would ya? the white dude is like alright then lets do it.. So they black guy goes into the bar and goes yo honky! give me a beer! and the white guy goes sorry, we don't serve niggers in here.

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a hippie on a bus asked a nun for sex.

she said "im married to God" and got off the bus.

the bus driver turns to the hippie and says, "she prays at the cemetary every tuesday at midnight, so why dont you go there in a robe and say you're God and demand anal sex to keep her a virgin?"

the hippie agrees, does what the bus driver says, and fucks her up the ass.

when he was done, he took off his robe and remarks, "hah bitch, im not God, im the dude from the bus you rejected".

the nun takes off the robe and says, "haha im the bus driver, you faggot".

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Q. How did the white lady know her daughter was on the rag?

A. Her son's dick tasted funny

Q. What's white and fourteen inches long?

A. Absolutely nothing!

Q. What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A. A straight line!

Q. Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

A. It's hard to find them in the snow.

Q. What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

A. The NBA.

 

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What is funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume.

 

Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?

So you can see the expression on their faces.

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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she

needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few

questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then

asks, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work.

That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute.

Finally the woman states, "Okay, then... I'm a chicken farmer."

"What?" the accountant asks. "What does chicken farming have to

do with being a whore or a prostitute?"

"Well," the woman explains, "I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."

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don't give any money to japans earthquake victims, they're loaded! i just saw a guy gettin' interviewed on TV and he had two big fuckin' massive boats in his drive...

 

 

i recently opened a cafe in Tokyo, business started off shakey but the customers have started drifting in...

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