siks6siks Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 What's the worst thing about eating bald pussy? The diaper gets in the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 "you must spread some reputation around before giving it to siks6siks again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordyo Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 give a japanese man a fishing rod he will eat for the day give him a net hell find his family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape. white on top and black on the bottom? society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PU_local Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 too soon, breh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CannahMontana Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 give a japanese man a fishing rod he will eat for the day give him a net hell find his family lmao....aw man...fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlboro Man. Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Don't know if this ones been said... Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth? Einsteins dick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub Fi Gwan Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Maaan its hot outside, i'm sweating like Neil Lennon's postman. boom boom!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crack rock steady Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 i recently opened a cafe in Tokyo, business started off shakey but the customers have started drifting in... i recently opened a MORGUE in Tokyo, business started off shaky but the customers have started drifting in... Fixed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 a morgue is not a business enterprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crack rock steady Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Oh right, because funerals don't cost money, and nobody profits from death, right, my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 12oz forecast: A wave of e-beef and umad is comming in. it is advised not to visit offensive jokes thread until umad levels drop to normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 wait a cotton picking minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 excatly how do you spell exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordyo Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 bahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 whats the difference between a pair of jeans and an ethiopian? There's only one fly on a pair of jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d a m a g e Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 whats brown and sticky? ... my dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datniggachauncy Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 so i was fuckin this guy in the ass the other day... I go to give him a reach around and the faggots got a boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 i'm gonna have to move to america... i normally don't get my Bins taken oot on a bank holiday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordyo Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 i didnt know were else to post this but thought id would be funny as fuck to do. go to a place where lots of cabs are lined up like 3-4 go to the first cabbie offer him a blowjob for a free ride hop out go to the cab behind him and say the same hop out of that cab and get into the one behind him this time just pay and drive away :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 ^yeshomo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 yeswhackasfuck what made you think that was funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordyo Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 if you dont find that funny your an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beanshore Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 i didnt know were else to post this but thought id would be funny as fuck to do. go to a place where lots of cabs are lined up like 3-4 go to the first cabbie offer him a blowjob for a free ride hop out go to the cab behind him and say the same hop out of that cab and get into the one behind him this time just pay and drive away :cool: did. not. get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbootyhoes Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 i don't get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Frreal? Its so the first two drivers that you solicited think the guy you drive off with is taking the blowjob for the fare... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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