Realism Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 The Shaming of the Shrew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 "If at first you do not learn, try and try again" Bagging the beef by Fist666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 periwinkle blue. great krylon color once upon a time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Caveat emptor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Hahaha. I thought the trailer/caravan thing was a joke. Fuckin' soldier you are. We ("yanks") never joke when it comes to the trailer park. If I tell you a bitch is a trailer park skank, rest assured that bitch lives in a single wide and sluts it up from one end of the park to the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holdencaulfield Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Only fuck bitches from them double wides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you mad Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 lol this thread what is it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 I read the first post (which was great) and then scrolled through the other pages looking at images Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 got another text yesterday "i just really want to know if it was me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 This is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 i can and will fuck this, for lulz and loneliness. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Tse Fun Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 got another text yesterday "i just really want to know if it was me?" Did you respond? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 10, 2012 Author Share Posted December 10, 2012 nah. there is no more funny to be had from it for me. i could be mean, but i'm just going to move on to the next adventure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 yea, you don't want a morning radio show to get ahold of this and someone ends up dead. ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Hope she is not one of them psycho ones who is gonna come back to haunt you. Your might have made a big mistake bringing her back to your place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 I too live with that fear. I feel like the odds are low, and I've done my best to avoid instigating anything with her for that reason. Answering her question, "is it me?" could really increase the odds of something. But really, from her standpoint she got fucked by a dude that went limp dick and wasn't an asshole to her (directly) so I think I'm good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Blindfolds, dude. Now. You better be on house alert for a few days just for good measure. Though i'm sure it's all good. Must fucking spread. And i'll add that i feel every ounce of this story. except for the mother of three in a trailer part. and minus the whiteheads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 a blindfold would have helped through a lot of that. i've never used one but i think i'm gonna try and take a break from hogging for a bit, i just need to get out more and i'll do fine. college town and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 T-minus 90 seconds to limp dick, yes, it was you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 a blindfold would have helped through a lot of that. i've never used one but i think i'm gonna try and take a break from hogging for a bit, i just need to get out more and i'll do fine. college town and all. i meant like you shoulda blindfolded that bitch so she wouldnt have seen where you live at nurga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterpopoff Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Fucking BARF ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 ms paint of her cheeto feet or gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Had to come back to give some props. This story had me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Fist's recounting of his sex date with jabba the gut has given me new perspective on life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 nae danger... i'll be the first to admit i've pumped some fuckin' stinkers in my time but you're a better man than me for putting your dick near those boils on her face... i bet they were looking back at you and winking the whole time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 First and foremost, I want to start by screaming MMFWCL TO ALL MY JUGGALO HOMIES!! WOOP WOOP!! FAMILY blowjobs are a BIG deal, and its a huge thing. If its done right, its planned in advance and its a huge surpise to the HOMIE in question. My blowing was a huge deal, and happened the night after Gathering of the Juggalos after everyone left and our kids got permission to stay on the land for a few days and clean up before we left for Camden and Trenton during the off days between GOTJ and Warped Terr. Camp was kicking, a few of our kids where in the kitchen getting dinner ready, some kids where getting the fire started, and me and Sugar Bear and some other FAMILY where out on a groundscore mission. This was just after the sun went down, we where walking up to camp (camp Big Money sponsered by Necro Master, that is!!!) when 7-8 of our homies are walking towards me with this distinct look on their face. Now, about my actual BJ... Catch me in the real world sometime, ill tell you over a syringe, but something like that is just to personal to discuss over the internet. Lets just say it was special. I will say this, after i got blowd, Sugar Bear gives me this huge kiss and is like "baby you deserved that." After i got blown we all had a huge celebration. It was a special time. We had a huge family dinner (WOOP WOOP), and after dinner a sheet was put in a bottle of faygo and everyone was ceremonially dropped by Shaggy and Violent J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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