Illuminati

true all the time Tpbm has quit smoking and is gonna offer me some good advice on it

Dam Medicine you not eat for a few days or something? I am having a mango apple smoothie with rooibos tea and thats going to have me good for most the day.

false Tpbm thinks this is gonna be a good weekend

False, luckily got that covered so me and my girl get to use the spare bedroom as an office/guest room Tpbm wants to strangle their roommates on a regular basis

False Tpbm has been known to run up on a cute meter maid with flowers like hey thats my car here are some flowers don't tow it and tear up the ticket, yeah so you wanna go to dinner tonight and let me smash after? Just so they can get their meter maid hate fuck on.

on dat ass when my girl gets home from work Tpbm doesn't brush their teeth everyday Protester I'm not sure but I think that means you are way younger then I thought, also about as gangsta as you can get at 13 and smoking is this

False, though I do have a 6lb pork roast I just pulled out the oven I could grub on until i got the itis Tpbm smokes lucky strike unfiltered

False Tpbm wants a 5lb hamburger with all the fixings

I used to love those shits I still got a bunch of those cards and comics all sealed up at my moms house in the basement. I just picked up almost all of the paperbacks for this Art isn't the best but its still an awesome comic. This was also one of my favorites for the artwork

True Tpbm saw the picture massgraff deleted

False, pizza and pita chips also made a cup of tea but no cookies Tpbm thinks I should go to the hospital and sure my landlord over the cabinet full of dishes falling off the wall and hitting me in the head a few seconds ago

I don't know is your slutty cousin fat massgraff? Tpbm is gonna post a picture of their slutty cousin

false, why the fuck would you put sugar in your sand? Tpbm thinks drinking for over 24 hours straight is probably not the best thing for my liver

False, though I still aint seen the human centipede Tpbm is down with the jim jones acid test