Toiletseat Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 some people frown upon the reading a magazine shitting thing this is your chance in a anonymous setting to exhibit your habits. i do read while crapping btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 got to do something to pass the time while sitting there.. Sporting News is what i read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 my joints usually don't take long enough to get anything productive done during the process. but i'm a frequent phone talker on the john. if someone calls that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i never take long enough that i would whip out a book and get in to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i work on a crossword or bring my laptop in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 same ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 read teh sports page, or play tetris on my phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I read the labels inside my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i post on ch.0 while on the crapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 iPhone oontzing whilst shitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I only read if I drop one before a shower. Turn on the shower to get it nice and warm in the bathroom, check out a car magazine or whatevers around for few... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I have dozens of skate and car magazines right next to the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i announce my bm's to who im on the phone with. frequently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 these are always fun for useless knowledge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I check 12oz on my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIVERRED. Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I have more of a compulsion, need to read something, even if it's the back of a soap bottle or whatever the fuck is lying around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 iphone twitter on the toilet. sometimes angry birds and nba jam 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 yeah definitely read on the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 iphone twitter on the toilet. sometimes angry birds and nba jam hahaha angry birds is dope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 youtube videos on the smartphone whilst i shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Write on the wall with white out, unless its my own bathroom in which case the walls are already white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I have tickets to attend the 12:00 toilet matinee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i bring my ipod to the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Normally I'm done shitting pretty fast and don't read or anything. I forgot I was lactose intolerant and bought some yogurt a few weeks ago. I literally shat about a half hour later so nasty I had to take a fucking shower afterward. I thought the nightmare was over but for the next two hours I had to shit every 2 minutes. I took a folding tray table in the bathroom and set my laptop up on it and sat on the toilet for almost an hour. Shitting every five minutes or so while getting a project finished up, ended up taking 3 showers over this shit by the time it was over. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 text messaging / deleting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 reading in the can is disgusting. the fuck would i wanna extend a shit hotbox with a fucking novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 See it as endurance training for your nostrils. First it reduces your endurance by starving your body of the oxygen it needs, then your legs numb and get tintly feeling in em. Followed by cleaning your anus with recycled paper, so really also training your lovehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Man I'm on oontz Every time I'm on the can. iPhones allow it. Surprisingly this post is not from the throan, however I'd say 90 percent of my posts are submited from the can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I always have daily comic book collections by the toilet. People and their germ fears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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