Gat Bush Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I do most of of reading in the bathroom. I live alone and I leave the door open, so as to not hotbox the shit odors. 48 Laws of Power Pathnotes of an American Ninja Le Bonbon Vice Français Shoninki Works of Love (Kierkegaard) The Discourses (Machiavelli) These are all in my bathroom currently. I avg about an hour a day in there. I like to shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 See it as endurance training for your nostrils. First it reduces your endurance by starving your body of the oxygen it needs, then your legs numb and get tintly feeling in em. Followed by cleaning your anus with recycled paper, so really also training your lovehole. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i dont read in the bathroom but sometimes ill write on shit with my fingers.i can sit there all day just practicing tags with my fingers.idk.when i sit idlely i do that alot.just my thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Tiger Woods for the Iphone. Blap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I have more of a compulsion, need to read something, even if it's the back of a soap bottle or whatever the fuck is lying around. Same, although I often have a technical manual lying around the john as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 this should say "read" instead of "bleed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i have a huge basket of magazines and books in my bathroom so, you figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Read, iPhone, draw, drink a beer, stare out window, leave door open and watch tv in other room... Can't rush a good poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I'm taking my morning dump right now. PLOP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatGatsby Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Current pooping book "The Heart of the Buddha's Path" by the Dalai Lama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i dont read in the bathroom but sometimes ill write on shit with my fingers.i can sit there all day just practicing tags with my fingers.idk.when i sit idlely i do that alot.just my thing... i do this aswell. :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i dont read in the bathroom but sometimes ill write on shit with my fingers.i can sit there all day just practicing tags with my fingers.idk.when i sit idlely i do that alot.just my thing... Write shit with your shit. Next level tagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahaha760 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I have more of a compulsion, need to read something, even if it's the back of a soap bottle or whatever the fuck is lying around. This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Write shit with your shit. Next level tagging. SWEETS TO THE SWEET 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 If not reading i will play Angry Birds or WordFued on the droid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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injury Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I do most of of reading in the bathroom. I live alone and I leave the door open, so as to not hotbox the shit odors. phrase you may be looking for is "poop mist" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Hell yeah , I camp-out . And I usually read JUICE , Thrasher or Maximum Rock & Roll when on the throne . But does anyone know a person that actually eats when taking a dump ? I mean I've smoked and even drank , but never ate anything . :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crack rock steady Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 cell phone games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 definitely have to read, i cant just sit there takin a shit with my hands on my lap or whatever the fuck it is you non-readers do. magazines, or iphone games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crack rock steady Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 phrase you may be looking for is "poop mist" I am going to borrow this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I used to read magazines but now I got one of them flashy new phones so I either will play games or oontz whilst on the crapper. Shit sometimes I will smoke a joint too 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 who the fuck 'attends toilets'? i take dumps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I've setup a skateboard once while shitting . It was already gripped , just needed the risers , trucks put on . :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i just pooped and read while doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I always read whilst I'm on the shitter. That's when I get most of my reading done! I once took a dump whilst coming up a double drop of ecstasy(back when pills were still good). BEST SHIT EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i had a suduko puzzle in their a while back it was hard tho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 People tag on this website? I'm getting the fuck out of here. Fucking degenerates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickski Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 i bite my toe nails while i attend the toilet.. multitasking pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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