count chocula Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 bump for awesomeness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 TO SUM KEEPITRAIL UP... TED KACZYNSKI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 keepittrail officialy wins for best poster, best thread starter, most random, most shocking and 20 other awards for 12oz Top Users (2010 Edition) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Every once in a while I'll feel something crawling on me when I'm in bed, I'm in the sticks too. that means something is dancing and graffing all over you while you sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolHandLurk Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Pulling out stitchs is the closest I've come to Self Surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 na man i put dolomite lime mixed with soil on it and it kills the odor lickety split. my place is kind of dark on the first floor so it never gets hot. just humid. so you gotta keep the toilet lid closed or else the compost mixes with the warm, humid air, and then you have poop mist everywhere. you gotta keep the toilet lid closed or else the compost mixes with the warm, humid air, and then you have poop mist everywhere. poop mist everywhere. Do not ever want... sounds turribl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 i tried to pop a huge swellbow with an exacto blade, i got through the skin just fine,but inside the fluid pocket was in like a leathery bag, it was tough i tried to poke it ,and it ached a little,i just couldnt heave into it,cause i was scared of hitting the bone,the swellbow went away after falling on it and it popped -cool story huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 cool story huh? Br0? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 next time, try hitting it with a hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FauxPas247 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 yo, sorry to butt in randomly on here and out of lazyness i wont post anything from the web, or out of a d.i.y. mag i have but.... for a while growing up (through highschool and whatnot {a while back}) i had no idea about this notion till some1 told me --ur girl gets knocked up, there are plenty of ways for __medicinal natural abortions__ very common natives use to do all the time not trying to be some pro abortion nut job on here sorry if this offends any1 i never seen this tread pop up on ch 0 before till now i decided to chime in so ya, sorry this is really vague and retarted of me, but yea.. __herbal natural abortions__ --if u & ur lady need to look into it. i'm sure them internets will help u find the info Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 could you just die already for even talking about doing this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 i just sliced the fuck out of my finger does that superglue shit work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FauxPas247 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 ^^ i've heard yes on that i've never used super glue myself, or remember seeing an instance of it but i've heard of it working well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 GRAVITY. NATURES ABORTION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lako Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 i just sliced the fuck out of my finger does that superglue shit work? Works hella good, used to do it in the restaurant all the time. glue it and glove it get to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 super glue will work, in hospitals they glue most minor face wounds now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 yeah i had a huge flap of my fingertip that was peeled back, the superglue worked pretty well to keep it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 took stitches out of my head before, glass from my chin, splinted a finger and cut off mad warts fuck a doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountain dew Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I skipped over this thread in the past... but now that I've read it, this is great. Props given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Read the "warnings" on the super glue... Bonds skin instantly. Pssssshhh, warnings, that should be in the directions portion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thexstyles Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Thanks to keepitraill for the most entertaining thread I have read in a long time. I was Rollin almost throughout all the pages. You my friend are one cool mutha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 pulled a few staples out of my head after goin through a car windscreen took about a week to get them out. not painful really, just awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Had this knot growing on (in) my eyelid. Initially thought it was a bruise from sparring but it never went down and instead got bigger. Flipped my lid inside-out and could see this 'white head' looking bump. Figured it was a stye. First one I've had in my life. Looked at some videos on youtube about how to get rid of it and actually watched a doctor do the procedure. That's all I needed to see. Went to Walgreens, got some 30 gauge syringes and rubbing alcohol. Washed my hands thoroughly, swabbed top of eyelid with alcohol and the syringe. Took a few deep breaths and flipped my eyelid inside out. Surprisingly, there was no pain when I stuck the syringe into the inside of my eyelid. Took me a few spots to make sure I got the entire stye and then massaged the fluid/gunk from the topside out of the interior incision. Eyelid is still swollen from the abuse I just did to it but should be better tomorrow. As long as I know what is wrong with me, and it's relatively minor, I'll do it myself. Total cost of self surgery: $6.48. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellbound Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 should be better tomorrow. That's an important should. good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 must spread rep. props for being a man bigdoughnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Total cost of self surgery: $6.48. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 So I got this tiny kinda wart looking thing on the inside of my thumb that hurts like a mother when I put pressure on it. So instead of goin to a doc to get it removed I went and bought one of those chapstick lookin wart removers (hope it'll work considering I dont know exactly if thats what it is), grabbed a scalpel, and started to shave it down and put that shit on. Pic Hopefully after a few days of the stuff it will go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 doing drunken accuuncture on myself. pretty sure its the gateway to excellence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Thanks to keepitraill for the most entertaining thread I have read in a long time. I was Rollin almost throughout all the pages. You my friend are one cool mutha! I was Rollin almost throughout all the pages. I was Rollin Rollin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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