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I just removed a cyst the size of a large marble from my chest.

 

You will need:

 

4 packets of prep sanitizer.

1 Exacto Knife, with curved blade.

1 large band-aid.

1 pair of those little medical locking pliers

1 container of Isopropyl Alcohol.

 

 

Flicks tomorrow of the wound and my setup.

 

I dont think I got ALL of the casing or whatever, so I expect a comeback in the next year or two.It was fucking disgusting. Anyone else done self surgery?

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The House Republicans would like to congratulate you on practicing your individual liberty, instead of relying on socialist government Medicaid & taxpayer money.

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i hope you sanitized everything first! who knows what bugs were lurking...

 

ive never, and will never ever consider self surgery!

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Yeah i did pretty intense sanitizing with the alcohol. I live out in the middle of the woods though, so I dont know what's lurkin, but I figure its better than being in the city around so many people. My main concern is that there's a big hole in my chest now.

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my exgirlfriend's brother was a norteno.

i remember chillin at her apartment around 2001, when she gets a call saying her brother just got shot and he's at her dad's house.

 

we drove over there and he had been shot in the hand by some surenos, but since the shooting had become a crime scene, he was hesitant to go to the hospital.

 

so, i watched my girlfriend's dad's girlfriend (a receptionist at a law firm) tend to the wound with gauze, alcohol and steristrips....ghetto ass family.

 

this is the closest thing ive seen to a self surgery i guess.

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I dug out a planter's wart on my big toe with a knife. It never came back after that.

And earlier this year I removed a salmon bone that had been stuck in my tonsil for a week with some tweezers (didn't know a bone was stuck in there, just thought I was getting strep throat).

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I do my own cysts with a 10g piercing needle and rubbing alcohol.

 

 

so how long till they come back? and how big are they generally?

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yea, i just remembered some self surgery things after reading young's post.

in junior high, i had a couple warts on my hand....i took a needle, some rubbing alcohol and a flame and got rid of them.

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my exgirlfriend's brother was a norteno.

i remember chillin at her apartment around 2001, when she gets a call saying her brother just got shot and he's at her dad's house.

 

we drove over there and he had been shot in the hand by some surenos, but since the shooting had become a crime scene, he was hesitant to go to the hospital.

 

so, i watched my girlfriend's dad's girlfriend (a receptionist at a law firm) tend to the wound with gauze, alcohol and steristrips....ghetto ass family.

 

this is the closest thing ive seen to a self surgery i guess.

 

 

Wicked...but who shoots someone in the hand?

 

Unless it was fucking godlike where they put a gun to him and he grabbed it and they shot him. Then he got away and had to shoot himself in the other hand and become stigmata'd. was his name Jesus (hey zeus)? that would be so satisfying.

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lancing blisters and drilling holes in blue fingernails and letting it drain is the closest ive come to "self surgery"

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so how long till they come back? and how big are they generally?

 

The biggest one Ive had was about the size of my thumb nail. The rest smaller. Ive only had one come back and it cleared out with antibiotics. You REALLY gotta drain it all.

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lancing blisters and drilling holes in blue fingernails and letting it drain is the closest ive come to "self surgery"

 

 

Man, I fucking smashed my thumb with a hammer today, too. What a gyp.

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Wicked...but who shoots someone in the hand?

 

Unless it was fucking godlike where they put a gun to him and he grabbed it and they shot him. Then he got away and had to shoot himself in the other hand and become stigmata'd. was his name Jesus (hey zeus)? that would be so satisfying.

 

they were shooting at him, it just happened to hit him in the hand....under the thumb..the fatty part.

 

no his name wasnt jesus...lol.

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cortisone shot will cost between 10 and 100 for a cyst or a pimple

I just looked it up. Just seems like less could go wrong, less pain too

instead of cutting a hole in yourself and scraping out some gnar.

Less disgusting.

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