you snooze you looze Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 My girlfriend wants me to plan her a day as her christmas present. She knows i cant plan for shit as i hate planning. I have no clue what to do, so im askin you guys because i know you know whats up. i mean you guys are just on point when it comes to this type of thing. So, hopefully, you will help a fellow ooooonzer out and give me som ideas. Nothing fancy, i aint full of cash. Sincerely, snoozeone. ps: it needs to stop fucking raining in Seattle. foreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Drive to Vancouver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Spa day man, spa day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 anal fun day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 spa day :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 whats your girl's interests..? if anything just plan something involving them followed by dinner at her favorite restaraunt.. guranteed smash by the end of the night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 If you could put it off until summer I'd say take her down to Ecola state park in Oregon, then dinner in Canon Beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 roofie her and tell her that you stayed in trump towers for a week until she mouthed off to mike tyson, she got her ass kicked, and got you both kicked out. she'll never ask for anything else for christmas and save you a lot of money in the long run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Play it by ear. Your girlfriend will dig the spontaneity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 rape tunnel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 If you don't know your girlfriend well enough to plan a day's worth of activities for her then your relationship is fucking doomed anyways. Break up and save yourself the trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 rape tunnel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 she likes to do outdoor shit. but where do you do that in seattle. i dont even have a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 come on dude, seattle is full of parks. wtf. stroll around, take pics, buy her lunch go to the mountain and do a hike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 My vote also goes to the Anal Fun Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Anal fun day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 usually you sheep are to busy nibbling on the crunchy shit particles left on each others assholes but theres some funny replies in here. seriously though, roll up to vancouver for the day. amtrak from seattle is like 30 bucks and its comfy as fuck. roll up, walk around town and take her to dinner while i construct a candain version of the rape tunnel in my house. the tour starts as soon as the door opens and winds around to the stairs as we embark her on a journey she will truly, never forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudebra1 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Ice skating, hot chocolate, then take her to a good restaurant. Girls love stupid shit like that. Then, of course, anal fun day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B40-8 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Anal fun day, i mean, honestly, how often does she get to go into your anus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 she likes to do outdoor shit. but where do you do that in seattle. You don't get out much, do you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 too hard. Dont kno enough about said girlfriend get her a prostitute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 9:00am: wake up 9:10am: rough anal sex 10:00am: you shower while she makes breakfast 10:30am: start drinking heavily 12:00pm: injest viagra 1:00pm: injest heroin 1:10pm: rough anal sex 3:00pm: go back to sleep 5:00pm: ??? 9:00pm: profit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 9:00am: wake up 9:10am: rough anal sex 10:00am: you shower while she makes breakfast 10:30am: start drinking heavily 12:00pm: injest viagra 1:00pm: injest heroin 1:10pm: rough anal sex 3:00pm: go back to sleep 5:00pm: ??? 9:00pm: profit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 If you don't know your girlfriend well enough to plan a day's worth of activities for her then your relationship is fucking doomed anyways. Break up and save yourself the trouble yeah pretty much. my 2 cents. if the weathers good get some food and have a real short picnic, if you cant cook get sammichs from a good deli. if the weather sucks just pretend she doesnt like outdoors and go for a good meal. then get her (and you?) a massage. a long massage, after thats done jump in the spa/steam room/sauna for a while. most of those beauty therapy joints have massaging and spas and shit in the same building. theres a suggestion for the first half, lift ya game up son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Punch her in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 forget your wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 take out to the movies, and take her out to dinner. when you get back to the crib give her some jewelry to cap off your nite out. this has never failed me in any relationship i've had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 jewelry=the moneys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 here's the plan: make me a sammich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 grant her "alone time" go get drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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